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FROD
Freelance Reckers Offensive Devices
The original manufacturer of secret weaponry
Because that troll isn't gonna wait for a faulty saw!
Frod started business when a group of downtrodden snotlings kidnapped a gnome coaching staff after a particularly bloody game. The snotling crowd had witnessed the total annihilation of their favourite team the "Bogey Wondernaughts” by bombs and and a deathroller. The snotlings put these captured gnomes to work on devices that the snotlings could use to mow down their opponents on the field.
First off the drawing board was the Pump Wagon, the original design was reliable and sturdy. But allas the snotlings could not match the gnomes construction techniques leaving these snotling made wagons a wee bit prone to catastrophic failures.
After completing designs for a wagon and a catapult the gnomes managed to escape the clutches of their snotling captors. The cunning gnomes realised the market potential for their brutal designs and FROD was born.
Many have tried to copy Frods designs but all have failed to match the innovative wizardry that goes into making reliable yet affordable “special” machinery.