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MerryZ
Last seen 30 minutes ago
Overall
Mega-Star
Overall
Record
256/66/125
Win Percentage
65%
About
When you foul on turn 16 its only because you want your opponent to know that you respect him ;)
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Dont Hate The Picker, Love The Cherry <3
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I am bad and whiny coach, so dont bitch and moan about it when we play ,´o

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one of my best moments here on fumbbl ;)

(turn 16 against woodies)

<MerryZ> this last one is from all of us finns to you woodies <3
Select an action for YummukaZe Jubilee
Foul selected.
YummukaZe Jubilee fouls Lenorian Highmoor. (3, 5) +7
DIRTY PLAYER skill used on injury roll.
(4, 4) + 2, 6: Lenorian Highmoor has been KILLED!!

[01:32:58] <Naama> priceless!

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[19:41] <Stonetroll> ohoh jodekin elää vielä
[19:42] <Vesto> ohhoh
[19:44] <j0de> Stonetroll: tuo perheenlisäys vieny aikasen paljon aikaa :|
[19:44] <Stonetroll> nii joo onnea vaan siitä
[19:44] <Stonetroll> muistelinkin lukeneeni täältä joskus että sinä menit sit jakautumaan
[19:45] <Jullutin> Ai teitkö uuden pelaajan stunty leegiin? :D
[19:46] <Stonetroll> jep sellasta se on, onneks meikällä menee ainakin pari vuotta vielä ennen kun tarvii mitään toukkaa katella ;)
[19:46] <Stonetroll> nyt on vielä eukko saksassa vaihossa niin voi elää puoli vuotta sellasta kunnon nörttielämää :D
[19:46] <Vesto> mulla on lapsen äitikin vielä hakusessa
[19:47] <MerryZ> mulla on lapsen äiti viel onneks iha lapsi itekki !
[19:47] <Stonetroll> :D :D :D
[19:47] <Jullutin> :D
[19:48] <Stonetroll> merry taisit just voittaa elämässä
[19:48] <MerryZ> ;)

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130tr orcs trying to get some rookie vamps..

[12:49] <furious-spartan> in real
[12:49] <furious-spartan> i'm canadian
[12:50] <furious-spartan> but i live in italy
[12:50] <MerryZ> and orcs have way less ts than they suppose to have
[12:50] <MerryZ> well youve picked up teh habits pretty nicely
[12:50] <MerryZ> ill play your orcs
[12:50] <MerryZ> when i got a team that can hurt them
[12:50] <MerryZ> orcs are eh retarded race
[12:50] <furious-spartan> xD
[12:50] <furious-spartan> i know
[12:50] <furious-spartan> host you?
[12:51] <MerryZ> swe2 ilikelittleboys
[12:52] <furious-spartan> i'm in
[12:53] <MerryZ> in little boys ?
[12:53] <furious-spartan> yes
[12:53] <furious-spartan> second
[12:53] <furious-spartan> yes
[12:53] <furious-spartan> is correct

few days later DP lings try my 8 elves

[17:36] <MerryZ> lings that has only played down in ts
[17:36] <MerryZ> thats..
[17:36] <MerryZ> just..
[17:36] <MerryZ> sad
[17:36] <furious-spartan> is an easy match for elf
[17:36] <furious-spartan> but if you don't want no problem^^
[17:36] <MerryZ> do you ever offer good matches ?
[17:37] <MerryZ> i know you are italian
[17:37] <MerryZ> but still
[17:37] <MerryZ> those lings are almost as sad as zeds lings
[17:37] <furious-spartan> what?
[17:38] <furious-spartan> and please
[17:38] <MerryZ> just what i said
[17:38] <furious-spartan> explain to me
[17:38] <furious-spartan> why if i'm a italian i'm automatic a bad coach?
[17:38] <furious-spartan> only because in italy the tournament are very difficult?
[17:38] <furious-spartan> and we are usually play difficultmatch?
[17:38] <MerryZ> i just lolled ;9
[17:58] <furious-spartan> want the game or noXD?
[17:58] <MerryZ> xxdd
[17:59] <MerryZ> well would you take the game if it was the other way around ?
[17:59] <furious-spartan> no really mate
[17:59] <furious-spartan> what?
[17:59] <MerryZ> to play with 8 elves against full team with cheffs and 2dp:s and 7 DT:s
[17:59] <furious-spartan> one dp is niggled
[17:59] <furious-spartan> and you can blitz^^

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brave orc coaches 4 teh viC \o/

[14:06] <Reanoe> Hi
[14:06] <Reanoe> \your New Super Mario Bros.Wii vs my Orcs ?
[14:06] <Reanoe> fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=team&op=view&team_id=545041
[14:06] <MerryZ> i dont see you on gamefinder
[14:07] <Reanoe> i gave you my team link
[14:07] <MerryZ> why arent you on gamefinder?
[14:07] <Reanoe> becouse i am looking for a game
[14:07] <Reanoe> not putting my team on gamefinder ;)
[14:07] <MerryZ> well shouldnt you be on gamefinder if you want game ?
[14:08] <Reanoe> omg you want to play or not ? if its a problem to you i can put my time on gamefinder
[14:08] <MerryZ> i dont play games where oppo challenges out of gamefinder
[14:08] <MerryZ> tells something about the player there
[14:08] <Reanoe> now, will play vs my orcs ?
[14:08] <Reanoe> they are already on gamefinder :)
[14:09] <MerryZ> no i wont play them
[14:09] <MerryZ> cus you smell like sad lil picker
[14:09] <Reanoe> yeah couse i am at work
[14:09] <Reanoe> dont have time to hang on on gamefinder
[14:09] <Reanoe> ok bye, have a nice day
[14:09] <MerryZ> that makes absolutely NO SENSE AT ALL

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[04:20] <MerryZ> shadow46x2: be a good admin
[04:20] <MerryZ> and maek kenty play vesto
[04:20] <Ro> lol
[04:20] <MerryZ> plz
[04:20] <MerryZ> i iZ drunkl
[04:20] * OnlineCheckerBot (~OnlineChe@dslb-084-063-045-104.pools.arcor-ip.net) Quit (Ping timeout)
[04:20] * Fukara (~Fukara@80.93.254.127) Quit (Quit)
[04:20] <;@shadow46x2> kenty
[04:20] <;@shadow46x2> play vesto
[04:20] * @shadow46x2 pokes
[04:20] <MerryZ> and i want to watch eh vesto nubcake gaem
[04:20] * Bert (~Bert@91.182.184.19) Quit (Quit)
[04:20] <lizvis> shadow doesn't know how to be a good admin, he only knows how to abuse his powers
[04:20] <Kenty> ok Vesto, you host
[04:20] <lizvis> :D\]
[04:20] * TheBot (~PircBot@dslb-084-063-045-104.pools.arcor-ip.net) Quit (Ping timeout)
[04:20] <;@shadow46x2> yes
[04:21] <MerryZ> \o/
[04:21] <;@shadow46x2> i abuse my powers of letting people call me a woman
[04:21] <MerryZ> \\o
[04:21] * @shadow46x2 nods
[04:21] <Meech> I understand maybe 4% of what MerryZ says
[04:21] <MerryZ> o//
[04:21] <Vesto> Kenty: server: vesto.net port: 8000
[04:21] <lizvis> lol
[04:21] <Kenty> eh?
[04:21] <lizvis> what?
[04:21] <MerryZ> Meech: meep
[04:21] <Vesto> http://fumbbl.com/help:DirectConnectForDummies
[04:21] <lizvis> i have to play my strengths
[04:21] <lizvis> right?
[04:21] <MerryZ> \o/
[04:21] <MerryZ> pwnd
[04:22] <Kenty> I don't like connecting direct, did that with Synn once, herpes lasts forever
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just love orc coaches ;9

[19:04] <Malmir> hi ur WE v my orc? http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=team&op=view&team_id=493844
[19:04] <MerryZ> theres chaos on gamefinder too
[19:05] <MerryZ> why not challenge him ?=
[19:05] <Malmir> I would but he fouls too much
[19:05] <Malmir> plus I've played a lot of chaos and dwarf lately
[19:05] <MerryZ> what a brave orcs you have there ;)

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Spanish people...

[21:14] <Giom> hey
[21:14] <Giom> ur elf vs my human ?
[21:14] <MerryZ> i dont see you on gf
[21:15] <Giom> yes it is
[21:16] <MerryZ> you waited long for elves to show there ?
[21:16] <Giom> i wanna play a game, u ?
[21:16] <MerryZ> when you grow a pair then i might against you
[21:16] <MerryZ> http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=team&op=view&showstats=1&team_id=535701
[21:16] <MerryZ> just see that and think if i should report
[21:17] <Giom> only vs elfs
[21:17] <Giom> xd
[21:17] <MerryZ> and like 20-30 up
[21:17] <MerryZ> and freaking 40 against dark elves
[21:18] <MerryZ> you really are a spaniard

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[14:50] <BillBrasky> hi
[14:50] <BillBrasky> would your lizards like to cherrypick my 10 chaos. (you get handis)
[14:50] <BillBrasky> http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=team&op=view&team_id=423158
[14:51] <MerryZ> well i have 11 guys ;)
[14:51] <BillBrasky> I'll have fewer with all the handis
[14:52] <BillBrasky> "it wasn't me", greatest, moreleys etc
[14:52] <MerryZ> still +31 ts ;)
[14:52] <BillBrasky> well it's out there if you want it :D

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[22:18] <Baeticus> ur lizzards vs my darek lefS? im not fouling
[22:19] <MerryZ> sounds tardy not to foul
[22:19] <MerryZ> especially if your facing only 9 players
[22:19] <Baeticus> sorry about
[22:19] <Baeticus> so fancy a game?
[22:20] <MerryZ> i dont even see you on gamefinder
[22:21] <Baeticus> http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=team&op=view&team_id=461551
[22:21] <Baeticus> im there
[22:22] <MerryZ> let me put it this way
[22:22] <MerryZ> would you play the game if it was the other way around ?
[22:23] <MerryZ> you have 7 blodgers (i have 0 tackler) you are from spain and have +40 ts and dont even need to give handycaps ;9
[22:23] <Baeticus> find a game soz and luck

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neXt day..
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[13:28] <Baeticus> so wanna play a gmae now?ur lizz vs my dark elfs?
[13:29] <MerryZ> you always challenge down on ts ?
[13:30] <Baeticus> no i only llok for good games
[13:30] <MerryZ> as in easy ;) ?

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[00:12] <Nyb|exp> MerryZ is our manwhore
[00:12] <MerryZ> boywhore mebbe
[00:12] <Leijonet> Gentlemanwhore?
[00:12] <deathgerbil> ...
[00:13] <Synn> \o/
[00:13] <Nyb|exp> pubertywhore?
[00:13] <MerryZ> i iZ onleh 26
[00:13] <Synn> his turn in the barell
[00:13] <Leijonet> And yes, saying "gentle" in front of a word makes it more fun.
[00:13] <Leijonet> It's like speaking poor german.
[00:13] <Synn> suck mah gentlec0ck
[00:13] <MerryZ> is that what teh gurrls call it synn ?
[00:14] <Synn> no
[00:14] <Synn> they call it "he came out of the bushes.. i didn't see his face"
[00:14] <Synn> :D
[00:14] <MerryZ> \o/
[00:14] <Leijonet> Hahahaha

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[17:45] <SneakyFox> and MerryZ lives like Ozzy
[17:45] <Texan> true
[17:46] <Meech> MerryZ lives like an old man with a hag for a wife, a coke head son and a skank daughter?
[17:46] <Meech> Awesome!
[17:46] <SneakyFox> okay, like young Ozzy
[17:46] <SneakyFox> except without all the singing and shit
[17:48] <Texan> finished with my woman cause she couldn't help me with my mind
[17:49] <Texan> people say I am insane because I am frowning all the time...
[17:49] <Texan> Z's new motto
[17:49] <mistermurphy> Z's motto is and always has been
[17:49] <mistermurphy> "Got Coke?"
[17:49] <Texan> \o/
[17:49] <Texan> black sabbath should never have fired ozzy :(
[17:53] <Texan> where is marilyn manson, errr, synn?
[18:03] <Meech> Dpwn at the orphange looking at potential dates

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[01:23] <maryjuano> hi man
[01:23] <maryjuano> your amas vs my dwrfs?
[01:24] <MerryZ> why would i give cherry to fumbbles almost worse picker ;P ?
[01:24] <maryjuano> is no? :(
[01:24] <MerryZ> proxy: ilikelittleboys
[01:25] <maryjuano> sorry not look your last message
[01:27] <maryjuano> ¿?¿?
[01:27] <MerryZ> ?
[01:29] <maryjuano> is not game
[01:30] <MerryZ> iZ ?
[01:31] <MerryZ> what dwarves you mean ?
[01:31] <maryjuano> uberskillersdead
[01:33] <MerryZ> 'so let me see if i get this right
[01:33] <MerryZ> you challenge amazons with dworfs
[01:33] <maryjuano> yes
[01:33] <MerryZ> and 35 ts down ;)
[01:34] <MerryZ> with team
[01:34] <MerryZ> that has played only av7 teams ;)
[01:35] <MerryZ> something fishy there ;) ?
[01:35] <maryjuano> nooooo
[01:35] <maryjuano> i play vs tuamadre vs orcs
[01:35] <MerryZ> would you accept that challenge ;= ?

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[15:19] <mistermurphy> What are you, Welsh?
[15:19] <Mezir> close
[15:19] * mistermurphy shudders.
[15:19] <mistermurphy> That's like someone saying "What are you, a pedophile?"
[15:19] <mistermurphy> And then responding," Close"
[15:20] <shadow46x2> LOL
[15:20] <MerryZ> something wrong with pedophiles ?
[15:23] <mistermurphy> Only when your gender is as uncertain as yours is, Merry.
[15:23] <MerryZ> ;/
[15:23] <MerryZ> my gender is cute.
[15:23] <shadow46x2> your gender is something alright
[15:23] <shadow46x2> cute....don't think is the right word for it
[15:23] <shadow46x2> ;)
[15:24] <MerryZ> i know it iZ
[15:24] <mistermurphy> Your gender can best be symbolized as "?!?"
[15:24] <MerryZ> meep

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[13:31] <;@MerryZ> whyes you not keel orX ?
[13:31] <;@TheSpoonyBard> if it hadn't been a TD on the line, I might have gone for it
[13:32] <;@TheSpoonyBard> but believe it or not, I do put winning above killing
[13:32] <;@shadow46x2> merry
[13:32] <;@shadow46x2> because he's gay
[13:32] <;@TheSpoonyBard> that too
[13:32] <;@TheSpoonyBard> fags hate surfing you know
[13:32] <;@MerryZ> i dont
[13:33] <;@TheSpoonyBard> you're not a fag
[13:33] <;@MerryZ> shocking ;/
[13:33] <;@TheSpoonyBard> you need to have a discernable gender to be a fag
[13:33] <;@MerryZ> aww
[13:39] * Fama (hidden-use@212.213.90.10) has joined #loa
[13:40] <;@Tesifonte> !kick TheSpoonyBard DONT MESS WITH MEH CUTIEPIE!
[13:40] * TheSpoonyBard was kicked by Nuffle (DONT MESS WITH MEH CUTIEPIE! (Tesifonte))
[13:40] * TheSpoonyBard has joined #loa
[13:40] * Nuffle sets mode: +o TheSpoonyBard
[13:40] <Fama> Ooh
[13:40] <Fama> Nice start
[13:40] <Fama> Hi o/
[13:40] <;@Tesifonte> helo there Fama
[13:40] <;@TheSpoonyBard> I don't want to "mess with" your cutiepie until I know if it's a he or a she :/
[13:40] <;@MerryZ> tesi <3
[13:40] <;@Tesifonte> i dont care!
[13:41] <;@Tesifonte> its perfect!
[13:41] <;@MerryZ> <3<3

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<Lewdgrip> hi
<Lewdgrip> ur woodies vs my woodies?
<Lewdgrip> http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=team&op=view&team_id=287125
<MerryZ> mmh ;)
<MerryZ> i dont play whimpy elfballers
<Lewdgrip> whimpy? what does it mean?
<MerryZ> you ;) ?
<Lewdgrip> ok, i have to ask the internet
<Lewdgrip> cya
<MerryZ> "mr internet, what does whimpy mean ?"
<MerryZ> cu ;)
<Lewdgrip> :)
<Lewdgrip> hey
<Lewdgrip> are u boy or girl?
<MerryZ> depends ;)
<Lewdgrip> depends on what?
<Lewdgrip> :)
<MerryZ> if you got dope or not ;P
<Lewdgrip> i got dope :)
<MerryZ> then i might be gurrl
<MerryZ> why's that ?
<Lewdgrip> your coach pic
<Lewdgrip> dont be sure what you are :D
<MerryZ> im cute <3
<Lewdgrip> if u are a girl, you are cute :)
<MerryZ> man you spend way too much time in germany ;P
<Lewdgrip> :)
<Lewdgrip> my whole life
<Lewdgrip> :)
<MerryZ> yup ;)

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[10:28] <Dreadclaw> Merry...marry me, so we can be merryclaw, Dreadpippin Samwise GamZ, And Frodo Dreadmerryaggins
[10:29] <MerryZ> dread: o-k
[10:29] <Plorg> ...
[10:29] <Dreadclaw> YAY!
[10:29] <Synn> .....
[10:29] <Dreadclaw> We have hobbitbabies!
[10:29] <Plorg> have fun trying?
[10:29] <Dreadclaw> *does the little lotr dance*
[10:29] <Dreadclaw> No...I don't try
[10:29] <Dreadclaw> I succeed
[10:30] <Plorg> so who is the mom ?
[10:31] <Dreadclaw> Mom?
[10:32] <Dreadclaw> ...What's a mom
[10:32] <MerryZ> mum
[10:32] <Dreadclaw> I have merry
[10:32] <Dreadclaw> merry has me
[10:32] <MerryZ> <3
[10:32] <Dreadclaw> we both make hobbit babies
[10:32] <Dreadclaw> Out of clay
[10:32] <Dreadclaw> then I use my godly powers
[10:32] <Dreadclaw> to make them alive.
[10:32] <Dreadclaw> Who wants some babies?
[10:32] <Synn> ...
[10:33] * Synn asks around for duct tape and a cork
[10:33] <MerryZ> mememe \o/ \o/ \o/

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My no dp Mng claw Rats tried to get game ;O

<MerryZ> wanna go rats v rats ?
<lindez> just a moment please
<lindez> checkin it out
<MerryZ> horrible horrible rats
<lindez> no thanks
<MerryZ> eh
<lindez> off putting thing is the claw
<MerryZ> its mng ;P
<MerryZ> it doesnt come to the next game
<MerryZ> you read the little "m" there ;) ?
<lindez> oh yeah
<lindez> :D
<MerryZ> so, gogo ?
<MerryZ> or still afraid of that little claw ;) ?
<lindez> still afraid of the claw
<MerryZ> he might loan it to somebody else ;)
<lindez> :D
<MerryZ> so lets go
<MerryZ> i wanna bash some rats
<lindez> lets not
<MerryZ> bohoo ?
<lindez> i like my rats
<MerryZ> i like em too
<MerryZ> dead ;)
<lindez> hence the 6-0-0
<lindez> lol
<MerryZ> well your rats are gonna die
<lindez> so are we all
<MerryZ> and you have few niggles that i should trim off
<MerryZ> so you not gonna play cus i have mng claw ;) ?
<lindez> no i have to go but if you want to use that excuse then fine

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Brave, Brave Sir Chaosplayer

[MerryZ] hi there wanna go with your chaos against my cd:s ?
[Catandy] No I do not want to play a bashing team with to players out...sorry
[MerryZ] i have 11 players ;o
[MerryZ] 1 bullcentaur..
[Catandy] well you have a dirty player and several selected MB's....so your style of play is still bashing
[MerryZ] omg zomg ;P
[MerryZ] thats the lamest dodge ever ;P
[MerryZ] "i dont have my blockle and noskill beastman... and still have more players than you"
[Catandy] I do not play against dirty players as a general rule who you play is all up to you
[MerryZ] and you play chaos ;o

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Quick Stats
Location
Hellsink, Finland
Timezone
Europe/Helsinki (UTC+3:00)
Member since
November 25, 2005
Game Statistics
Coach Rating1789
Coach Standing35
Ranked Games Played447
Active Teams67
Retired Teams839
Total Record1958/542/822
Win Percentage67%
Team Averages
Number of Games3.7
TDs Scored Per Game1.6
TDs Allowed Per Game0.9
Cas. Inflicted Per Game2.4
Cas. Taken Per Game1.9
Won Tournaments
  UI XIX Qualifier: Gold Lantern
  Royal Rookie Rumble 488
  Royal Rookie Rumble 537
  Royal Rookie Rumble 550
  Royal Rookie Rumble 560
  Royal Rookie Rumble 568
  Royal Rookie Rumble 584
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