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Bluegill87
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Ogre
Emerging Star
Ogre
Record
37/36/62
Win Percentage
41%
Tomb Kings
Star
Tomb Kings
Record
19/9/20
Win Percentage
49%
Overall
[R]
Emerging Star
Overall
Record
116/86/135
Win Percentage
47%
2019-03-21 08:54:06
13 votes, rating 5.5
Spaceballs! Repping the Ogres alone at UI!
That's right folks, you heard it here first! SPACEBALLS the FUMBBL team have drawn for a shot at the Alabaster Lantern of the UI Dark Qualifier.

"Bluegill you're crazy dude, Ogres in a major? It's going to be a slaughter man."

Ah quite possibly the case, hypothetical naysayer. This was quite hilariously another one of my tribute teams to many pieces of media I've come to enjoy. I'm not entirely sure why I felt the escapades of the parody film Spaceballs felt so fitting for an Ogre team.

Back when they started I didn't put much effort into their look. But a message from PainState one day telling me that a team with this much potential not having more flavor struck a chord with me. So away I went, cutting away at whatever images of the film I could find on the net using my trusty GIMP to transform them into the awesome piece of nostalgia you see before you today!

And I know PainState was happy to see them in their rightful glory too :)

In only 2 games they inspired a blog post from a coach who went by the name of AutoAxpert. Detailing how his poor dwarven team was taken apart after losing a Troll Slayer which quickly prompted the team into retirement. Quite the feat for a budding team of drooling boneheads!

Now with 60 games under their belt, they take their shot. A Necromantic team shall be their first test...perhaps it will be short lived. The coach is incredibly skilled and dwarfs this humble coach's match count by a considerable amount.

But this team....oh man this team. No matter what happens this will always be my team. Coaches always give props to the Spaceballs, whether it be for the nostalgia of the film, or just the sheer hilarious outcomes that only Ogres can provide. I simply cannot choose another.

Sunday March 24th 10:00 server time. The first match has been agreed, may the Schwartz be with us always!
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Posted by Bloodfeast on 2019-03-21 10:11:32
Rated 6 for the big spacey balls!
Posted by DrClaes on 2019-03-21 18:42:36
I see your Schwartz is as big as mine! Good luck!
Posted by awambawamb on 2019-03-21 19:58:10
look for the secret LIQUID SCHWARTZ!
Posted by Bluegill87 on 2019-03-21 20:45:05
Liquid Schwartz is indeed a player i have reserved in my image pile. And of course no Spaceballs team would be complete with out a Ludicrous Speed or a Jammed Radar every now and then. ;)
Posted by garyt1 on 2019-03-25 02:58:02
Glory for Ogres! Well, probably not, but have fun. Good luck!