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2011-06-13 15:25:56
50 votes, rating 5.2
Blood Bowl Bible
Maxims for FUMBBL. I hope people will add their own and we will generate a forum thread or GLN article from the collected wisdom.

Forum Thread


Words to blood bowl by:

1: Its a game, have fun.
2: Everyones fun is different.
3: No one cares if you have fun. They are having their own fun.
4: Knowing the odds doesnt make you a good player.
5: Ignoring the odds will make you a bad player.
6: Do the safe stuff first, unless you got a better plan.
7: Try not to roll dice, but don't be afraid to at the right time.
8: Players die.
9: 1 in 6 odds of failing does not mean it will work.
10: Never trust an elf.
11: Anything with ag4 or higher counts as an elf. gutter Runners count as dangerous elves.
11: One elf is enough to beat anyone. Two is often overkill.
12: Just because everyone hates dwarves, doesnt mean they are unbeatable.
13: A bad plan can still work.
14: In the abscence of a good plan, a bad plan will do.
15: If you have no plan at all, just be lucky.
16: To get lucky, you have to try to be lucky.
17: Failing a long odds move isnt Nuffle. Making 2 long odds moves and then failing the 2+, thats Nuffle.
18: Nuffle knows funny, and Nuffle LIKES funny.
19: Yes. Someone, somewhere has done that already.
20: Anything can work, one sixth of the time.
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Comments
Posted by Calcium on 2011-06-13 15:35:02
Rated 6 for it's obvious wisdom....but how the hell do I apply them? I keep trying these tactics but I keep rolling a '1'
Posted by JockMcRowdy on 2011-06-13 15:39:07
21. 4 minutes is enough time to execute any plan
22. stalling and fouling are perfectly valid, get over it
23. Cbomb does not make you a big or clever, but is perfectly valid, carry on.
24. Jock and PurpleChest are always right
Posted by Calcium on 2011-06-13 15:43:12
25. It's ClawPOMB, not ClawBOMB.
Posted by JockMcRowdy on 2011-06-13 15:47:40
C-Bomb makes it sound more like an expletive, ie the F-Word or dropping an F-Bomb
Posted by Garion on 2011-06-13 15:49:08
When Jock starts whinging Nuffle listens, I hate that ;)
Posted by JockMcRowdy on 2011-06-13 15:54:44
whinging leads to winning only have to subtract and substitute one letter respectively
Posted by pythrr on 2011-06-13 17:40:41
26: You will be noob-lucked.
Posted by Sammler_der_Seelen on 2011-06-13 17:53:18
when you start to suffer tears to nuffle you win.(or maybe little cats,dont remember exactly:P)
Posted by MrFoxTalbot on 2011-06-13 23:41:23
27. Never turn down a +ST boost. Unless you are a snotling, I guess.

Great post!
Posted by Reisender on 2011-06-14 11:23:19
28. 4 Minutes are never enough, especially when you are married or your cat is on fire.
Posted by RedFish on 2011-06-14 12:49:51
Any stall or skill related rule is already covered by 1,2 and 3, so no reason to add such, is there?

2 contradictory 4 minute rules would however be in the spirit of the rest of the rules.
Posted by maysrill on 2011-06-20 18:56:11
This will be reposted to my own profile for continuous reminder. Great list!