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The_Great_Gobbo
Last seen 16 weeks ago
Goblin
Experienced
Goblin
Record
41/39/645
Win Percentage
8%
Orc
Emerging Star
Orc
Record
13/3/17
Win Percentage
44%
Overall
[R]
Veteran
Overall
Record
54/42/661
Win Percentage
10%
Archive

2018

2018-01-05 12:15:30
rating 5.4

2017

2017-12-27 16:43:51
rating 5.5
2017-03-01 21:20:56
rating 6

2016

2016-12-12 17:33:50
rating 5.9
2016-12-08 21:04:33
rating 6
2016-12-07 21:09:17
rating 6
2016-12-06 17:59:32
rating 6
2016-10-06 08:51:41
rating 5.7
2016-04-20 19:06:50
rating 5.8
2016-01-18 08:46:18
rating 5.8

2015

2015-12-24 12:58:46
rating 5.4
2015-10-12 15:43:14
rating 6
2015-10-05 15:10:52
rating 6
2015-10-01 14:42:06
rating 6
2015-08-06 15:36:54
rating 5.7
2015-07-17 00:28:10
rating 5.8
2015-07-15 15:22:22
rating 6
2015-06-30 11:54:03
rating 5.9
2015-04-22 14:17:08
rating 5.6
2015-04-20 12:52:18
rating 5.6
2015-04-10 01:05:15
rating 5.5
2015-03-17 00:43:05
rating 5.7
2015-03-12 14:31:14
rating 6
2015-03-11 00:24:39
rating 5.8
2015-03-04 13:54:35
rating 6
2015-03-02 15:21:24
rating 5.3
2015-02-23 15:46:24
rating 6
2015-02-19 12:56:45
rating 6
2015-01-22 12:58:39
rating 5.6
2015-01-20 18:36:18
rating 6
2015-01-20 13:55:35
rating 5.7
2015-01-13 17:42:41
rating 6
2015-01-12 14:19:44
rating 5.6
2015-01-01 18:21:17
rating 6

2014

2014-12-31 10:04:22
rating 5.7
2014-12-30 10:59:38
rating 6
2014-12-23 09:56:24
rating 6
2014-12-10 14:26:16
rating 5.9
2014-12-09 19:10:26
rating 6
2014-12-01 09:22:30
rating 6
2014-11-29 11:30:56
rating 5.9
2014-11-26 18:07:55
rating 6
2014-11-09 22:35:16
rating 6
2014-11-07 12:26:08
rating 6
2014-11-06 11:55:47
rating 6
2014-11-03 13:49:56
rating 6
2014-10-28 21:49:57
rating 6
2014-10-28 19:50:01
rating 6
2014-10-24 11:36:26
rating 5.9
2014-10-23 11:43:20
rating 6
2014-10-21 01:42:26
rating 5.9
2014-10-19 22:19:28
rating 6
2014-10-17 23:39:15
rating 6
2014-10-13 23:48:20
rating 6
2014-10-01 15:24:43
rating 5.9
2014-09-26 17:01:02
rating 5.9
2014-09-25 20:40:17
rating 6
2014-09-23 14:10:11
rating 6
2014-09-16 15:35:31
rating 6
2014-09-16 00:15:22
rating 6
2014-09-11 16:16:54
rating 5.8
2014-08-26 14:48:20
18 votes, rating 5.9
A Day In The Life Of The Great Gobbo: A KO! Magazine Exclusive
11:30 - The Great Gobbo wakes up and starts another busy day as a full time head coach of Der Green Tide. The first thing he does after not showering is to take his pet squig Nigel out for her morning walk.

KO! Magazine-"So GG, what can you tell us about your wonderful pet Nigel"?
Great Gobbo-"She iz not jus a pet, she elps me cum up wiv cunnin planz which I teech der ladz in trainin"
KO!-"She? I thought you called it Nigel"?
GG-"Az yooz evva tried ter find out if a squig iz a boy or a gurl? By der time I found out she was a gurl cuz she gave birf ter a litta o squiglins an I ad alreddy stolen, err I meen got er a colla wiv Nigel on it an az I lost der receipt I cuddnt tek it bak"
KO!-"And how did you discover she could coach Blood Bowl"?
GG-"Dat iz a funny story, I ad drunk sum o me grog to calm me nerves an it musta bin spiked by der oppositchun coach az I fell asleep, anyway Nige got inter me kit bag an ate me alf time oranges, me whistle, me crayonz an me secret play book an nex fing I no she iz cumin up wiv ace planz, but not az gud az mine, and der rest as dey say iz ome economiks"

12:30 - After walking Nigel the Great Gobbo has a hearty breakfast of moonshine and beetles before going to bed for a rest.

14:00 - The Great Gobbo is back up and about and it's off to the swamp for training, but first he pops into the hospital to check on some of his players who were injured in the last match.

Great Gobbo - "Dis ere is Fungus Wetfoot an ee urt iz foot in der last game against a bunch o mice men called Boursin"
KO! Magazine - "If he injured his foot then why is his head all bandaged and bloody"?
GG - "Oh dat was jus a likkle skrach ee got after we bumped edz, int dat rite Fungus me lad"?
Fungus Wetfoot - "....yer...."
GG - "gud lad Fungus, ee mite even mek it outta ere if ee keeps iz mouff shut, ent dat rite doc"
KO! - "and this must be your team physician, Dr......"?
GG - "dis iz Doc Eadcase but most of iz patients call im Dr Aggghhdatbluddyurtzdoyoozevennozwotyoozisdoinyerbasterd"
Doc Eadcase - "Ello"
KO! - "So Dr, what is the most common injury you have to treat"?
Doc E - "Deff mainly, but dere iz always wun or too who mek it in ere alive an den I goes ter work"
KO! -"and what is your record in these cases"
Doc E - "well letz juz say dat no wun az eva complained, no wot I meen"
KO! - "and I see you are at the cutting edge of medical technology"
Doc E - "yer I az a ammer an a saw, an fer extreme cases I az a sak"
KO! - "a sack"?
Doc E - "yer, fer der bitz like"
GG - "rite I fink dats enuf time in ere, letz get ovva to der pitch"!

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Comments
Posted by Badoek on 2014-08-26 15:40:30
Keep 'em coming.

Also: 0/0/36 Respect!
Posted by grant85 on 2014-08-26 17:12:14
+1
Posted by SerenadeOfSorrow on 2014-08-26 17:16:44
love this guy hes the most entertaining coach ever to play 100% respect for him
Posted by SerenadeOfSorrow on 2014-08-26 17:16:45
love this guy hes the most entertaining coach ever to play 100% respect for him
Posted by roante on 2014-08-26 17:33:04
Gobbo powaaa!
Posted by keggiemckill on 2014-08-26 20:36:04
Umm, yeah it can be very entertaining and enjoyable when you are beating up a 128 rookie coach 6-1 with a very unfair Skaven matchup. The only way I let you off the hook SoS is if he requested the game, and I'll still turn my head sideways and frown at you disappointingly.

Very nice write up GG. +1 for having fun no matter what the cherry pickers bring.
Posted by The_Great_Gobbo on 2014-08-26 21:01:30
Yooz iz bein a bit arsh der Keggiemckill, remember I iz a coachin geenyus and ee wuz a lucky mouse face oo az ter shave free times a day an still bloks up der sinkhole. An ee ad der rite attitude x
Posted by PaddyMick on 2014-08-27 00:54:11
Rated 6 for the awesome team! Will play with my all skink team anytime :)
Posted by keggiemckill on 2014-08-27 02:39:34
your right, Ill take it back. Please excuse my innocence on the matter, I try to be a protector of the little.