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The_Great_Gobbo
Last seen 2 days ago
Goblin
Experienced
Goblin
Record
41/39/645
Win Percentage
8%
Orc
Emerging Star
Orc
Record
13/3/17
Win Percentage
44%
Overall
[R]
Veteran
Overall
Record
54/42/661
Win Percentage
10%
Archive

2018

2018-01-05 12:15:30
rating 5.4

2017

2017-12-27 16:43:51
rating 5.5
2017-03-01 21:20:56
rating 6

2016

2016-12-12 17:33:50
rating 5.9
2016-12-08 21:04:33
rating 6
2016-12-07 21:09:17
rating 6
2016-12-06 17:59:32
rating 6
2016-10-06 08:51:41
rating 5.7
2016-04-20 19:06:50
rating 5.8
2016-01-18 08:46:18
rating 5.8

2015

2015-12-24 12:58:46
rating 5.4
2015-10-12 15:43:14
rating 6
2015-10-05 15:10:52
rating 6
2015-10-01 14:42:06
rating 6
2015-08-06 15:36:54
rating 5.7
2015-07-17 00:28:10
rating 5.8
2015-07-15 15:22:22
rating 6
2015-06-30 11:54:03
rating 5.9
2015-04-22 14:17:08
rating 5.6
2015-04-20 12:52:18
rating 5.6
2015-04-10 01:05:15
rating 5.5
2015-03-17 00:43:05
rating 5.7
2015-03-12 14:31:14
rating 6
2015-03-11 00:24:39
rating 5.8
2015-03-04 13:54:35
rating 6
2015-03-02 15:21:24
rating 5.3
2015-02-23 15:46:24
rating 6
2015-02-19 12:56:45
rating 6
2015-01-22 12:58:39
rating 5.6
2015-01-20 18:36:18
rating 6
2015-01-20 13:55:35
rating 5.7
2015-01-13 17:42:41
rating 6
2015-01-12 14:19:44
rating 5.6
2015-01-01 18:21:17
rating 6

2014

2014-12-31 10:04:22
rating 5.7
2014-12-30 10:59:38
rating 6
2014-12-23 09:56:24
rating 6
2014-12-10 14:26:16
rating 5.9
2014-12-09 19:10:26
rating 6
2014-12-01 09:22:30
rating 6
2014-11-29 11:30:56
rating 5.9
2014-11-26 18:07:55
rating 6
2014-11-09 22:35:16
rating 6
2014-11-07 12:26:08
rating 6
2014-11-06 11:55:47
rating 6
2014-11-03 13:49:56
rating 6
2014-10-28 21:49:57
rating 6
2014-10-28 19:50:01
rating 6
2014-10-24 11:36:26
rating 5.9
2014-10-23 11:43:20
rating 6
2014-10-21 01:42:26
rating 5.9
2014-10-19 22:19:28
rating 6
2014-10-17 23:39:15
rating 6
2014-10-13 23:48:20
rating 6
2014-10-01 15:24:43
rating 5.9
2014-09-26 17:01:02
rating 5.9
2014-09-25 20:40:17
rating 6
2014-09-23 14:10:11
rating 6
2014-09-16 15:35:31
rating 6
2014-09-16 00:15:22
rating 6
2014-09-11 16:16:54
rating 5.8
2014-08-28 20:04:19
14 votes, rating 6
KO! Magazine's interview with the Great Gobbo PART 3
The Great Gobbo - "Alrite mate, ow iz yoo feelin?"
KO! Magazine - "Oooh, what happened, where am I?"
GG - "Yooz iz in der ospital, Nigel gave yer a likkle nip"
KO - "A LITTLE NIP?!! SHE NEARLY KILLED ME!!!"
GG - "Yeh, sorry bout dat but I fort yooz wuz getting a bit fruity wiv me an so I adda set Nige on yer. If it makez yooz feel better Nige iz very upset about wot she did ter yer"
KO - "Hang on, which hospital? Who is my doctor?"
Dr Eadcase - "Ello"
KO - "Oh no, not him, no way!"
Dr E - "Kalm down mush, I az dun all der stitchin"
KO - "Then why are you holding a chainsaw?"
Dr E - "I wuz about ter tek a busted toof out fer yer"
KO - "WITH A CHAINSAW?!!!!"
Dr E - "Nah, datz fer der ovva operation, ter mek yooz more gobbo"
KO - "Right, I am leaving and I am going to call my lawyer and..."
GG - "Woah woah woah, slow down der mush, It wuz my idea. I fort yooz cud do wiv bein a bit shorter to stop yer bangin yer ead all der time on gobo sized caves"
KO - "And how were you going to achieve this with a chainsaw?"
Dr E - "I wuz gunna chop yer nees off and den put yer feet bak"
KO - "I feel sick......"
GG - "Cheer up, look ooz cum ter see yer, itz Nige an shez broght yer a prezzy"
KO - "I know I am going to regret asking this, but what kind of present?"
GG - "Like I sed she felt so bad.."
Nigel - Whimpers
GG - "...dat she wantz ter give yer her favrit toy. Ere"
KO - "A deck of nude playing cards??"
GG - "Sorry, wrong pokett, no diz"
KO - "What is it?"
GG - "Er sqeeky Halflin"
Halfling - "Help me!!"
KO - "Oh god it's still alive!"
Halfling - "Can you help me please?"
GG - "Korse it iz, ow else wud it sqeek? An now itz yerz"
KO - "Um, thanks Nigel, err I love it but I can't accept it as it is your favourite but I do forgive you"
GG - "Ere yer go gurl, told yer ee wud forgive ya"
Halfling - "You bastaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrr..........."
GG - "Now we az put all dat unpleasantness behind uz..."
SQUEAK AARRRGH HELP SQUEEK
GG - ".....I ope yooz will continuez ter rite yer story on me......"
SQUEEK GERROF SQUEEK BASTERD
GG - "...NIGEL STOP MAKIN A RAKET WIV DAT FING!"
SQUeekkkaaaaarrrrrrrrggg.
...........
GG - "Fank yooz"
KO - "Sure, sure anything, just get me out of here"
Dr E - "Not till yer az ad yer medicin"
KO - "What medicine?"
Dr E - "Lik diz toad"
KO - "No way"
Dr E - "Old im down!"
KO - "Nooooooooooooooo ooooooooh!"
Dr E - "Rite, now ee iz seein dem pretty kolors fetch me chainser!"
KO - "La la laa laaa why hello Mr Zylophone nice teacup woop woop"
Dr E - "Klose der kurtan, it keepz der blud offa der ovva viktimz, err patientz"
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Comments
Posted by Badoek on 2014-08-29 08:38:37
Dat shud teez im wid hiz nozy kwezteons!
Posted by roante on 2014-08-29 20:56:16
Haha awesome mate, keep 'em coming!
Posted by NoCoolNickLeft on 2014-08-30 10:22:27
Funniest guy on fumbbl:D I really enjoy watching his talks in games, even if i do not understand all of it:D