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The_Great_Gobbo
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Lightning Strikes Twice!
145 Rookie League

Der Green Tide Yoof Sekchun 2-0 Udagorri Taldea

15/09/14 @ Badlandz Community Swamp

Match highlights with your commentator Boggle Lillylion.

"Perfekk wevver ere fer Blud Bowl an datz y 12,000 Tide an 8,000 Taldea fanz av bovvered ter kum ter diz important leeg game. Der big newz pre-game iz dat the Tide coach, Der Great Gobbo, iz in ospital after avin a art attakk after iz teem wun der furst evva game. We opez it ent too seriuz an dat he getz well soon. Diz meenz dat runnin der Tide Yoof ternite, an mekkin er coachin debut iz der Great Gobbos pet squig Nigel, an she will av er work kut out fer er az der chaos ladz av spent sum money an hired minertoor star player Grashnak Blackhoof an chainser wieldin looney an lanskape gardener Max Spleenripper ter go wiv a teem alreddy kontainin a minertoor an foor chaos warriurs. In fakt it lookz like sum of der Tide dunt wanna go on der pitch aginst dat lot,.... wait ere kums Nige..... datz a lotta teef..... an der problem az bin resolved az it iz klearly more dangerus in der dugout wiv a mad Nigel den on der pitch. I kuddnt see oo it woz she et, but it certenly ad der desired effekt.

Der Tide kik off an BAM der is Blackhoof strait away ernin iz pay wiv a massive blokk on Hairy Badandz an dat lookz like a smashed colla bone ter me! An now Spleenripper iz showin izz stuff, ee chops wun, oooh, chops anuvva, yeesh, an chopz a ferd but wait, ere kums der ref an wot lookz like a bloke frum der council! Dey iz avvin wurdz, seemz like Spleenrippers garden edge is free feet too tall an der neighbour az complained, AN EEZ OFF, SPLEENRIPPER IS OFF! Eeez off ter trim is edge but dat iz gud newz fer der Tide az ee ad alreddy urt free playerz.

Itz brutal out ere terday, only alf way frew der furst alf an alreddy it iz five Tide ladz against 2 minertoors, 3 chaos warriurs an free beestmen. Txonan el Barbaro az der ball at der Tide wun yard line BUT IZ COACH IZ YELLIN AT IM NOT TER SKORE! Ee stops ter let iz teem finish off der Tide an Nigel iz barkin instrukchunz at er ladz, literally, an it seemz like she az given der order to retreat!

Well Blud Bowl fanz I az nevva sin diz before, 5 gobbos bein chased round der pitch by 2 minertoors and free warriurs whilst a beestman waits ter skore. An its last sekundz of the alf, surely Taldea are gunna start der sekund alf wun nil up NO WAIT!! Rookie warriur Gorkilla az blitzed Stinky Badgaz, WIVOUT ANY RE-ROLLZ!!!!! Der crowd oldz itz breff,......BOTH DOWN AN SKULL, DEY ARE BOTH DOWN AN DAT IZ DER END OF DER FURST ALF, 0-0!!! Terrible play from Taldea, absolutely terrible.

Sekund alf starts wiv der Tide recievin, but an eerly mistake az let Taldea up der field an it lookz like dey will reech der ball furst, but no, ere kums Pain Yellatoof. Ee pikkz up der ball an edz ter midfield where ee andz der ball to Blind Milkeye under der nose of Blackhoof, oo dodgez an sprintz over alfway. Rookie beestman Farlo anrookie minertoor Donovan both manage ter get bak ter Milkeye, an on iz way fer total overkill iz rookie beestman Ayesta who goes fer it AN TRIPZ!!! Der coach looks fer iz re-rolls, BUT EEZ ALREDDY SPENT EM AGEN! Milkeye dodges an walkz in fer der skore, 1-0 tide!!

Seemz like Milkeye az sed sumfin to Blackhoof about iz tuchdurn, an Blackhoof ent appy! SPLATT!! Milkeye iz badly urt an bluddy stoopid! Taldea setz up a midfield massacre wiv only Farlo bak in iz own alf ter pik up der ball on iz own wun yard line, FUMBLE!! AN ERE KUM DER TIDE, all of em dodging froo der linez ter put pressure on Farlo. Taldea pull bak, Farlo pikks up der ball an passes it ter rookie beestman Ayesta on alf way OO DROPZ IT! Der ball iz on der floor az a massive fight rages round it, finally picked up by rookie beestman Txonan BUT POW! Ee iz nokked out by a blitz fru Fik Ardead, der ball iz loose, Gooey Snotnose seez iz opportunity an sprintz ter der end zone, Stinky Badgaz dodgez, pikks up der ball, frowz it perfectly, TUCH- NO IT'S BIN DROPPED! Der krowd frow it bak in, Farlo kumz in, grabz der ball an frowz it ter Txejo in iz own alf. Fingerz Nozepikka attemptz ter stop Txejo BUT TRIPS OVVA!! Green Tide in big trubble ear az dey av no wun in der own alf who kan stop der skore! Ang on, ere iz rookie warriur Jonas lookin ter finish off Greesy Zitface AN ITS 2 BOTH DOWN!!! WOT IZ DIZ COACH DOIN??!!! MADNESS!!! Badgaz blitzes Txejo an nokks im out, ball iz loose, Snotnoze getz free in der endzone! Slimy Swetboy runz in, skoopz up der ball! Difficult pass......TUCHDURN TIDE AN IN ER FURST EVVA GAME AZ COACH NIGEL AZ WUN!!!!!!! It iz goin mental ere, so im off ter ide under a table wiv sum grog, amazin game, amazin an now sumwun frum der GreenTide kan say dat dey av a undred percent winnin record!! Fank yooz an gud nite!

Full match here
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Posted by The_Great_Gobbo on 2014-09-16 15:40:35
Tried match linky fink but dunt av der slightestwot anny of it meens. If yooz wanna liny it feel free!
Posted by Rabe on 2014-09-16 15:51:50
Try this:
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:-)
Posted by cameronhawkins on 2014-09-16 16:39:05
This is glorious.
Read it aloud to myself.
Posted by The_Great_Gobbo on 2014-09-16 17:00:41
Fankz Rabe
Posted by Badoek on 2014-09-16 18:05:08
Absolute must read!
Go Nige!
Posted by albinv on 2014-09-16 22:13:43
Great stuff from the the 145er fumbbl young guns - beware fummbbl!

Great fluff/ report Gobbo keep it going. o/
Posted by DrPoods on 2014-09-17 09:02:46
I honestly had no idea how these blog posts could keep getting better. And yet they do!

GO NIGE!!