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The_Great_Gobbo
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Like A Phoenix From The Swamp
Doomed Diners 1 v 4 Der Green Tide

27/10/14 @ Badlands Community Swamp

Commentary with your regular host Boggle Lillylion.

It may be a very sunny day in der sky, but dere iz definatly a kloud o gloom angina ovva der Tide afta der trajik deffs of Grim Toejam an Nasty Eyepokka. Dis iz probly y only 9,000 Tide fanz az turned up kompered ter 15,000 alflins. Der Doomed Diners lose der toss an der Tide deside ter kik too em.

It'z bin a poor start ter der game wiv neivver side able ter move der ball away frum a midfield melee, but ere kums Yakka Flemfroat oo iz gunna av ter tek on moar of a leadership role in der teem. Ee lookz like ee az tekken dis onbord az ee nipz in, piks up der ball frum unnerneeth der akorns of treeman Oak Smoked oo iz positively rooted ter der spot in shokk, dodges a tackle frum der alflin Sweet Pea an andz ovva der ball ter Magnoll Spearstabba OO IS AWAY AN DEY WONT KATCH IM! TUCHDURN TIDE!!! Grate play dere frum Flemfroat ter set up der skore, 1-0 Tide.

Frum der restart den, an all der Doomed Diners rush der line o scrimmage wiv only Sweet Pea bakk ter play der ball, lukkilly ee pikks it up BUT TRIPS GOIN FER IT AN DER BALL IZ LOSE IN DER DINERS ALF WIV NO KUVVA! Der Diners desperately rush ter get bakk an der alflin Goulash tries ter pass iz teem outta trubble BUT EEZ FUMBLED IT! Fuggle Dripnose races in frum der sideline an SMASH! badly urtz alflin Smoky Bacon wiv a uge blitz wich freez up Zogra Facerippa ter kum in, pikk up der ball, sprint fer der endzone AN SKORE! TUCHDURN TIDE an itz 2-0!

Nearly alftime ere an BOSH! Datz Dak Burnfinga blokkin der alflin Chip Butty in der middle o der park an dere is wot lookz like a lotta ketchup on dat Butty now an ee iz obviously badly urt but der Diners don't kare, Goulash andz ovva der ball ter Sweet Pea oo iz stood next ter der treeman Beech Wood oo pikks der likkle guy up AN KHUKKZ IM OVVA DER TIDE DEFENSIVE LINE! Ee landz perfectly an walkz in fer a tuchdurn an datz alf time, 2-1 Tide.

Agen anuvva sloppy start ter der alf, der Tide az foor recieverz downfield but der ball iz loose near der alfway line. Alflin Cardamon Pod blokks Droggle Ratkilla SNAP! An az kum off wurse az Ratkilla smashed im furst an smashed iz ip. Dis az opened up fings fer der Tide, Facerippa andz off ter Opik Sawtoof oo jinks down der sideline, passes ter a wide open Norshish Facebitta OO KATCHES IT FER A TUCHDURN!! 3-1 TIDE!!!

Stoganoff now andz off ter Sweet Pea oo iz wunce agen frown by Beech Wood past der Tide defence, ee must skore 10, 5, tuch-NO EEZ TRIPPED GOIN FER IT AN DER BALL IZ LOOSE ON DER WUN PACE LINE!! Ratkilla goes bak, pikkz up der ball an andz it off ter Chunda Sikkmouff oo passes der ball ter Greeda Stinkbreath oo iz away down der sideline, only Stroganoff kan stop im, NO TUCHDURN TIDE!!!

Diners go ter dere favourite play ere az time is almost up, Oak Smoked pikks up Goulash AN DROPS IM! Ow dat lookz like a nasty eye wound dere fer Goulash az ee it sum branches on der way down an datz it, itz all ovva der Tide av wun 4-1! Fer most of dese ladz dats dere furst win an der krowd iz goin mental! TEK DAT FRODO, TEK DAT DER MOOT, WE AZ FRASHED YER FAT ARSES! BILBO, BILBO BAGGINZ? KAN YEW ERE ME? NO PUDDIN FER YEW LADZ HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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Posted by Rbthma on 2014-10-28 20:04:13
If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding!

Nice match - the lads really went for it!
Posted by Zed on 2014-10-28 20:30:37
i don't fail for those "kunning plan" of yours but seems others flings do, gratz anyway , send you a box of pudding for you guys to try and get a bit more chubby ^^