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The_Great_Gobbo
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Goblin
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Goblin
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Record
41/40/648
Win Percentage
8%
Orc
Emerging Star
Orc
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13/4/17
Win Percentage
44%
Overall
[R]
Veteran
Overall
Record
54/44/664
Win Percentage
10%
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2015-03-02 15:21:24
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Tide Wash Away Miserable 'Flings!
Fling your partner by the hand 0 v 3 Der Green Tide

26/02/15@ The Greenacres Stadium, The Moot

Commentary with your regular host Boggle Lillylion.

"Ello Blud Bowl fanz an welkum ter der Moot where der wevvur iz perfekt fer der game. Dunno y we iz in der Moot but fer sum reesun der Great Gobbo insisted we play away ere. Local tavernz av a big desishun ter mek az 13,00 ungry obbitz az turned up an so av 11,000 drunk gobbos! Der Flingz win der toss an elect ter receve.

Vetrun treefing Sylvester Coldstream moves bak, piks up der ball carryer Next off the conveyor belt an frowz im ova der Tide front line, but ee az buggered up der landin an iz stunned, an der ball is out! Noggin Ratface (bruvva o der late Furtive Ratface Tide Trivia Fanz!) runz ova, piks up der ball an eads ter der left touchline on alfway. Der crafty obbitz reakt an pull bak ter cut off der atak. Der ova treefing, Trey Hardhammer pickz up teem mate Brian Bluewing an frowz im...OW! Strait inter der face o Borg Fatead an dat az badly urt Bluewing. Der Tide decide ter switch play ter der now ungarded rite flank, Ratface passes der ball ter Zed Arseface. Noggin Backstabba runz downfield ter blitz der solitary alflin defender Pele, but sum sneaky alflin az put bakun grease on iz shoe an ee slipz awkwardly AN IZ DED! No, wait, Doc Eadcase iz on der pitch an it seemz dat Backstabba iz still alive but az a fractured skull. Wunce agen der fat shortarses respond kwikly an manage ter flood der rite and side o der pitch wiv defenderz. Tagarsh Grogdrinka gets ter iz feet an blitzes alflin Flingo, SPLOOSH, an Flingo wuz iz name-o! Arseface runz bak across der pitch but messes up der and off ter Jigga Elfkikka an der ball iz loose! Wot a moron! Hardhammer grabz der unsuspektin alflin Cheepness an frowz im STRAIT INTER BORG FATEADS FACE AGEN! AN CHEEPNESS IS DED! Datz wun alflin badly injured an wun ded frum der face o Fatead! Elfkikka pikz up der ball an legz it ter der endzone, dey woant katch im, TUCHDURN TIDE!! An datz alftime!

Grogdrinka katches der sekund alf kik off an strait away fore Tide receverz race away downfield. Grogdrinka runs infield an attempz a pass to Ratface, but fumbles it! Five Alflins surround Oogle Legchompa on der rite sideline an manage ter force im inter der krowd but dis az left em dangerusly short in der rest of da pitch. Hardhammer frowz Next off the conveyor belt downfield, oo triez ter nikk der ball but iz broght down by a grate divin tackle frum Elfkikka. Ratface grabz der ball an runz upfield before passin ter Fatead but it goes miles wide an endz up at der feet of Coldstream. Both treez surrownd der ball, but Ratface iz klerly mad wiv imself, ee dodges wun, pikks up der ball, dodges both trees, an agen, sprints down der pitch an frowz a beautiful long pass ter a wide open Gurna Vampslaya OO KATCHES DER BALL FER AN EESY SKORE, 2-0 TIDE!

Martin Quickeagle fumblez pikkin up der ball frum der re-start. Gobbla Fatgut runz in an wiv der elp o Yakka Alflinater blitzes Kieron an SPLATT! ee iz badly urt an itz created a gap fer Ratface ter nip froo an steel der ball. Der alflins get bak an surrownd Ratface an Coldstream kumz in an swats Ratface ter der floor nokkin der ball free. Mortimer runz in, pikks up der ball an attemptz a risky pass ter Half a fling but az got butter on iz andz from his post tuchbown sarnie an fumbles der ball! Its turned inter a midfield brawl az Masha Bigfist punches Mortimer in iz fat face an SPLLOSH! it explodes like a zit an ee iz ded! Fatgut tries ter pikk up der ball but karnt. Ratface kan tho an ee iz off ter der korner 20, 15, 10, 5 TUCHDURN TIDE! An dere goes der final wistle, 3-0 ter der Tide!

ROLL TIDE!
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Comments
Posted by Badoek on 2015-03-02 15:31:20
Disgusting team name for those hobbits.
Posted by Cloggy on 2015-03-02 17:31:43
Yarrrr
Posted by akaRenton on 2015-03-02 20:09:23
/booooooo!

:D
Posted by Kam on 2015-03-02 22:12:06
/booooooo!
Posted by Jeffro on 2015-03-03 01:59:21
ROLL tide.
Posted by Zed on 2015-03-03 02:31:01
/booooooooooo
Posted by eldritchfox on 2015-03-03 10:06:07
/cheer
Posted by Khor_Varik on 2015-03-03 18:58:32
/boooooooooooooooo
Posted by garyt1 on 2015-03-03 18:59:38
Fathead rules as a TTM defence.