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Roll Tide !
Der Green Tide 3 v 2 Buck

18/04/15 @ Greenacres stadium, The Moot

Commentary with your regular host Boggle Lillylion.

"Ello mateys, Boggle Lillylion ere wiv all der Tide akshun frum dis game gainst Buck. We iz still in der zoggin Moot an I iz still sulkin, but at leest it ent rainin, in fakt itz kwite nice which iz why 14,00 wud elves an 9,000 gobbos av turned up ter wotch.

Buck win der toss an elect ter receive der kikk, an under it strait away iz star playa Dolfar Longstride oo az bin induced ter play wiv a sak full o kash an a windchime. Longstride bringz der ball in field ter neer der alf way az Ork putz der boot inta Der Mad Atta , stunning im! K'mon ref do summat! Der ref reechez inta iz pocket an sendz im off, gud desishun dere. A kouple o elves arr elped off der pitch wiv konkushunz leevin Buck a bit short anded. Longstride retreets terwards iz own endzone whilst ee waitz fer a receiver ter get free. Now ee mekz iz move, runnin up ter neer alfway an ee unleeshez a long pass ter Fined oo katchez it eezily, dodgez der takkle o Skurp Kwikfoot an jogz inta der endzone, TUCHDURN BUCK !

Der Tide set up fer der re-start but Buck katch em nappin wiv a blitz dat putz all der elves neer der line o scrimmage. Diz iz a gamble az dere iz no wun deep if der Tide kan get past der furst line o defence dey kud skore. Yakka Alflinata smashes Miaw oo lookz badly urt. Masha Bigfoot pikkz up der ball an kompletez der pass ter an unmarked Rish Earchewwa on der alfway line oo sprintz off deep inta Bucks alf. Most dodez a takkle an legz it bak ter mek a lazt ditch blitz....GOT IM! EARCHEWWA IZ DOWN! Most pikkz up der ball az George Bluebrook triez ter get bak ter give Most sum protekshun, but Alflinata bringz im down wiv a grate divin takkle. Dingle Rokeeta tekz a run up an nokkz Most ovva, AN DER BALL IZ FREE! Earchewwa getz up, pikkz up der ball an strollz inta der endzone fer A TIDE TUCHDURN ! WUN-WUN !

Longstride ent payin attenshun an dropz der re-start. Alexander Clumsybone triez ter dodge frew der Tide defensive line but anuvva divin takkle, dis time frum Tagarsh Grogdrinka oo bringz im down. Borg Fatead blitzes Amen ter der floor an eadz towardz der loose ball. Rokeeta sneekz frew der gap made by Fathead an pikkz up der ball. Fined sprintz bakk an bringz Rokeeta down, but der ball fallz inta Fateadz ands ! Londstride az lozt iz tempa an lashes owt at Rokeeta wiv iz boot. but der ref az sin it an sendz Longstride off! Moar gud reffin dere! Fatead donges wun, too, FREE an staggerz terwardz der line.......TUCHDURN TIDE !!! DER TIDE AZ KUM BAK TER LEED 2-1 !!!

No time left in der alf ter skore fer Buck, so Amen eadbutz Kwikfoot. Datz got Amen down but Kwikfoot iz badly urt an der ref decidez dat will be alf time.

Buck kikk off der sekund alf an strait away Grogdrinka destroyz Harold Hardstone wiv a massive it an datz end o game fer Hardstone, ee iz badly urt. An WHAM Fathead joinz in der carnage, an Klop iz followin Hardstone inta intensive kare. Bigfist attempz a long pass ter Earchewwa along der sideline, but ee fumbbls der ball! Bluebrook sprintz frum der line o scrimmage an goes fer der ball, but tripz ovva iz own shewlaces. Bigfist regavverz der ball an managez ter complete a kwik pass ter Earchewwa oo buggerz off down der sideline agen. Fined leepz ovva Ziggy Freefingerz, dodgez pazt Der Mad Atta an putz Earchewwa on iz arse, evun getting der ball az a bonus. Fatead smashes Amen, an eez ded! No wait ere kumz der apofkary... ee chekkz im aaaan eez gunna be fine. Grogdrinka blitzes Fined but karnt nokk im ovva, an Fined leeps ovva foar gobbos, dodgez outta der tackle o too moar an kompletez a pass ter Vincent Hidousstream on alfway an Hideousstream runz virtually der ole pitch an ee must skore...no eez decided ter kill sum time by stopping in der goalline. Fatead sprintz back az does Earchewwa, NO EEZ TRIPPED! Bluebrook blitzes Fathead ter der grownd enabling Hideousstream ter kill moar klokk. Dis taktik seemz ter av pissed off der Tide az dey surrownd Fined. Ear kumz Grogdrinka an BOSH der goes Fined wiv wot lookz like a fractured arm. Wiv der Tide kummin in Hideousstream steps over der goalline fer der skore, 2-2.

Dere ent much time left so der Tide send az many ladz az possible down field. Hinkka Trollfita blokz Hideosstream an SPLOOSH, ee iz ded !!! Guess der Tide really ate stallin ! Bigfist runz forward an handz der ball ovva ter a wide open Alflinata OO SKAMPERS DOWN DER LINE AN IN FER DER TUCHDURN !!! 3-2 TIDE, AN DATZ IT !! TIDE WIN ! TIDE WIN ! TIDE WIN !
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Comments
Posted by Harad on 2015-04-20 14:26:36
There should be a badge for people who have lost to the Tide. It's an honour.
Posted by drunkagent on 2015-04-20 15:46:46
Congrats tenth win with Tide should get a badge!
Posted by Merrick_ABAO on 2015-04-20 15:55:57
Roll Tide!
Posted by Leilond on 2015-04-20 16:08:53
YEPPA! The Tide RULEZ!!!!
Posted by the_Sage on 2015-04-20 23:00:23
I keep trying, but alas. Have not yet succumbed to the tide.
Posted by Zed on 2015-04-21 01:47:24
Come gather 'round people
Wherever you roam
And admit that the waters
Around you have grown
And accept it that soon
You'll be drenched to the bone.
If your time to you
Is worth savin'
Then you better start swimmin'
Or you'll sink like a stone
For the tides they are a-changin'.