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P [R] Lizardman

Winners of XFL VIII!

This was my first ever Lizardman team. While I made the team just to get Kam his first ever [R] game, they have quickly become one of my favorite teams, if not my favorite [R] team.

Fun with Reptiles
Saurus hat trick
Legend (AG1, no bash)

Team concept and history
This team is all about building sauri. This means I will be quite picky to get games that let me do so (squishies, pomb is ok but no claw). However, it also means that I will wind up giving games away by failing tons of 5+ pickups/catches (some examples). So: do you want an easy win with elves? This is the team to play against. =) Want to beat up skinks with humans or undead? This is the place.
The team has been amazingly lucky with its injury rolls. They all happen to either the Krox, or to the one saurus with the fewest skills (such as in this match). This also explains the iteration numbers on shirts #1 and #5. This has resulted in 5 sauri that managed to reach superstar level unscathed (though one got -AV in his 100th game). Of those 5, the (only) one with Mb has since reached legend, and I just added another.
As a primarily elfballing coach, one of my goals in playing Lizards was to learn the blocking/guarding/positioning/stalling game. Since dodging doesn't feature into that much, I kept the team low on break tackle (no earlier than 4th skill). Since I wanted it to be about blocking and positioning more than outnumbering, I also skipped mighty blow early on (so far just one, as 3rd skill). Instead, I prioritized block, dodge, guard, and tackle. This also helped in getting (fun) games, of course. My ideal would be to to have 11 blodgers on the team at some point, though now that Rough rolled his 6th normal skill, I also hope to never get there. The closest I've gotten to that point was 9 x block (Krox and 2 skinks) and 7 x dodge (3 sauri) on 11 players.

I estimate that I played over 90% of this team's games with an 11 player roster. Having a full complement of sauri and a krox (since facing little claw Mb) often means that your skinks will take few hits. Even when you lose 1 or 2 skinks, it still plays almost like having a full team, especially with developed (blodge BT guard etc) sauri. When preparing for a tournament I go to 12 or maybe even 13, because the teams faced there can be very destructive, and having a sacrificial 60k skink or 2 to stick on a(n often tackle-less and sometimes even blockless) clawpomber can really save your sauri, both for the tournement game, the next game, and for their carreer.

Touchdown stats:
Saurus TDs: 92 (12 on past players)
Skink TDs: 100
Krox TDs: 6
Concession TDs: 4 (!) In 4 different games my opponent conceded while the score was 0-0. Safe to say, most of these games would have featured saurus TDs as well.

Total: 202
(at this point I stopped counting, because I had stopped focusing on saurus TDs too much.

Despite making prodigious amounts of cash, the team refused to get rich for a long time due to Krox turnover: my first Krox lasted one game, and got -AV. My second Krox lasted five games, and got -AV.
My 3rd Krox was a bit different: he lasted 18 games, 31 SPPs, and was then retired for not rolling doubles 3 times. My fourth Krox was right back on schedule: while also lasting 18 games, he got -AV. The fifth was finally a good one, who scored 2 TDs in one game to roll doubles for block. Fortunately he stuck around a bit longer, lasting 29 games and earning 38 SPPs. Number 6 wasn't very impressive, 22 SPPs in 19 games (then niggle).

Retired Choking Victim (50/11/33 goblins) in game 12. =(
Saved up 1M after 54 games (at TV 2100).

A sad moment in the team's history was game 78, where we were unable to defeat our mentally retarded cousins.

I wanted to use this image for the logo but due to admin concerns about nudity I had to settle for the slightly 'censored through crop' version shown to the left.

Past greats:
Scaly was my top scorer, my favorite saurus, my LoS legend.
Fast was an excellent ball carrier.
Bashy was great at tying up heaps of elves.

Tourney history:
Went into the UI, got Synn's dwarves in the first round. Given how dodge-reliant my team is, that was not a nice matchup. They outdiced me hard (bashwise) first half, I outdiced them hard (with a few very lucky underdog key rolls) second half. My KOs kept sucking, he received on overtime, and managed the score.

First time into the XFL, won it!

Second time, lost in the finals

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Progression: Standard
1Big IXKroxigor6519Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Prehensile Tail, Bone-head, Loner, Guard, Stand Firmm220004428140k (0k) 
2 toughSaurus Blocker5419Block, Guard, Tackle, Dodge, Break Tackle-ma124091391116280k (80+110k) 
3 strongSaurus Blocker6419Block, Guard, Frenzy, Break Tackle, Stand Firm 1270160261115580k (80+100k) 
4Scaly IVSaurus Blocker6419  000000080k (80+0k) 
5 Solid VIIISaurus Blocker6419Guard, Block, Fend, Mighty Blow 40060866480k (80+80k) 
6Bashy IISaurus Blocker6419  700010280k (80+0k) 
7 RoughSaurus Blocker6419Block, Tackle, Mighty Blow, Break Tackle, Guard, Juggernaut 1220601171532780k (80+120k) 
8StuntySkink Runner8237Dodge, Stunty 401000360k (60+0k) 
11 Reserves IISkink Runner9237Dodge, Stunty, +MA, Side Step, Sure Feet 23090113460k (60+70k) 
12 Dodge VIIISkink Runner8247Dodge, Stunty, +AG, Side Step 21060022860k (60+60k) 
16 Prize XFL VIIISkink Runner9337Dodge, Stunty, +MA, +ST 7030021960k (60+80k) 
17Leroy GrottyfireJourneyman Skink Runner8237Loner, Dodge, Stunty 100000060k (60+0k) 
10 players (+1 player missing next game)  
Coach:the_Sage Re-Rolls (120k):3  
Race:Lizardman Fan Factor:8  
Team Value:1710k Assistant Coaches:0  
Treasury:230000 Cheerleaders:0  
Tournament Weight:1890k Apothecary:Yes  

Games Played:129 (90/13/26) |TD Diff:126 (230 - 104) |Cas Diff:35 (181/92/34 - 190/62/20)
Last Opponent: Voyager Crew

 For Against 
Zombie-SammichesHalfling980k4/3/0700004 - 0900k0/1/07000011000
Kada KrushersKhemri Tomb Kings950k0/0/0700004 - 01020k1/0/07000017000
Legionario ColaDark Elf1080k0/0/1900001 - 01000k1/0/0018000
El Físico es relativoChaos Chosen1120k2/0/0300002 - 11260k2/0/13000020000
Teem Woot ElfzOrc1220k0/0/0800001 - 11260k2/0/06000023000
Leaping AnuraSlann1250k3/1/0800002 - 11330k2/0/13000021000
SlimerzLizardman1300k2/1/0800004 - 01210k3/1/05000024000
Blood Storm BladesDark Elf1300k1/0/0400002 - 11300k1/1/02000022000
Deusto VikingsNorse1430k1/2/1600002 - 01630k1/0/07000027000
Mercy FlushGoblin1460k4/0/0300002 - 11540k1/0/03000030000
Nenazas CabreadasWood Elf1500k1/0/0300000 - 11730k1/0/05000036000
Choking_VictimGoblin1510k0/1/11100001 - 01640k0/0/0025000
Tactical Chaos [R]Chaos Chosen1580k0/0/0400001 - 01360k0/0/16000028000
Zin-Azshari AssultersElven Union1550k1/2/0400002 - 11820k1/1/07000034000
Chateau d'if DarlingsVampire1490k0/1/0600003 - 11380k1/1/01000022000
Wild WeedsElven Union1560k0/0/0400002 - 01710k0/0/03000036000
Joint MischiefNurgle1640k1/0/1600001 - 01650k2/0/02000031000
No CHUDS Alive!Nurgle1730k0/1/0800002 - 11630k0/0/01000035000
Clar Karond CatastropheDark Elf1760k3/2/0600002 - 11730k1/0/06000031000
Blades of UlthuanHigh Elf1780k1/1/0600003 - 01780k0/0/01000038000
FraggeldarrakSlann1780k1/1/1500003 - 01760k0/0/03000030000
Elves Learn FightingHigh Elf1780k1/0/0700002 - 11870k1/0/05000031000
Flying SammichesHalfling1800k2/1/1800002 - 11370k1/0/05000027000
Pimpalis MapatxesWood Elf1800k1/1/1600001 - 31920k0/0/07000031000
Compaints DeptAmazon1810k2/1/0400000 - 31590k3/1/05000036000
La compañiaNecromantic Horror1710k3/3/1500002 - 11680k1/1/01000034000
DoomtreeDark Elf1700k1/2/0600001 - 01520k1/0/0028000
New Pals of Indrome (Reformed)Shambling Undead1850k0/1/0300003 - 01620k0/1/02000027000
New Hope UnitedHuman1830k2/1/1700002 - 01970k2/0/04000034000
Nunja NinjasDark Elf1920k4/0/0800002 - 11700k2/0/04000043000
Havana GuerrillasHuman1970k1/1/0800002 - 01840k1/0/03000036000
Popes of MopeElven Union1970k0/0/1200001 - 11910k2/0/07000037000
Bloody StumbleChaos Chosen1980k1/0/0500002 - 11800k2/0/03000038000
Naggarond City chiefDark Elf2030k1/0/0800001 - 01860k0/0/0029000
Flying SammichesHalfling2060k2/0/1400003 - 21340k1/0/06000031000
Deadly WILforceShambling Undead2060k0/1/1500000 - 21930k5/2/07000039000
FraggeldarrakSlann1900k0/0/1600003 - 01850k1/0/01000029000
ChainsawOrc2030k0/0/0800001 - 12100k3/1/06000037000
Dracula's ElevenVampire1880k1/1/0500001 - 11980k2/0/06000038000
strongKhemri Tomb Kings2010k1/2/0700001 - 01970k4/0/05000031000
Short and DrunkDwarf2030k1/1/0400001 - 11620k1/0/05000037000
Dont touch thisWood Elf2040k1/2/1700002 - 12230k0/1/05000029000
GravelordsShambling Undead2090k2/1/0800002 - 11870k6/1/05000026000
Lost Players GuildKhemri Tomb Kings1990k0/1/0500000 - 12000k2/2/06000038000
Flying SammichesHalfling1950k3/1/0600004 - 11640k0/1/02000025000
1.FC NulnHuman2000k1/1/0600002 - 01960k2/0/03000038000
Tito McOrc2030k0/0/0300000 - 32050k2/2/03000034000
Yun Zis Absolute WahrheitenHigh Elf1740k0/0/0400001 - 21800k2/0/05000035000
Helena HighSkaven2010k0/1/0400002 - 11940k0/1/05000037000
Blue MasochistsWood Elf1920k1/1/1300002 - 01970k0/0/04000036000
Red CorsairHuman2050k5/1/1400002 - 02000k4/0/03000030000
Blood Sea BuccaneersHuman2070k2/0/0800002 - 01680k1/0/13000028000
Dracula's ElevenVampire2000k2/1/0400002 - 12200k0/1/05000031000
I Say You FellowsDark Elf1900k1/0/0500000 - 21980k1/0/05000038000
SkunkyDark Elf1990k2/1/0600001 - 22080k2/2/14000038000
BorgiasDark Elf1730k2/1/0400001 - 11720k1/0/05000036000
Kingdom Of MoriaDwarf1980k0/2/0900001 - 01920k5/0/06000027000
Dracula's ElevenVampire1990k2/1/1300001 - 01880k0/0/06000034000
ChainsawOrc2000k0/0/0300000 - 12500k0/1/08000040000
Cloverfield Corpse CarriersShambling Undead1990k1/1/0500002 - 02030k2/0/04000031000
Greligs BaneHuman2030k3/2/0700002 - 02110k0/0/02000034000
ChainsawOrc2050k0/0/0700002 - 12140k1/1/04000041000
Flying FlowerbagsDark Elf2050k2/1/1600002 - 11960k2/1/06000041000
AlboreosWood Elf1930k0/1/2500002 - 01860k0/1/02000028000
Kel Thuzad FrostiesShambling Undead1980k1/0/0700001 - 11940k2/1/06000035000
Team F - HausNecromantic Horror2050k1/1/0700004 - 11900k0/0/04000030000
Guard is GodDwarf2150k1/0/0400001 - 21900k3/1/02000026000
Agility MonstersDwarf1960k1/2/0600002 - 02450k0/0/05000029000
Deadly ComebackOrc2150k0/1/0600003 - 11980k1/0/14000029000
Booty PirateHuman2100k1/1/0800002 - 02050k4/0/02000033000
Raised RadicalsNecromantic Horror2060k0/0/1600001 - 01920k3/2/13000041000
Swords of double 1Dark Elf1860k2/0/0400001 - 01860k1/0/02000029000
Les pirates de HavenaHuman2100k1/2/0600002 - 02100k2/1/11000033000
CoriolanusDark Elf2030k2/0/0500003 - 22320k3/1/03000040000
Agility MonstersDwarf1920k1/0/0600001 - 12480k4/0/02000034000
Smashmouth ScimitarsHuman2030k1/0/0800002 - 01670k0/1/03000032000
Talabheim Meat-HammerChaos Renegades1890k1/1/1600003 - 01950k0/0/01000030000
Cobra LalalalalalaLizardman2090k0/0/0500001 - 12050k1/3/12000026000
Schaerbeek's CanoneersHuman1670k3/0/0700001 - 01710k1/1/02000035000
Teachers of the True TeachingDark Elf1870k0/0/0100001 - 22020k0/0/08000038000
CubicSkaven1940k0/1/0600002 - 11600k0/0/04000030000
Famous VegetariansDark Elf1960k1/0/0600000 - 01890k2/1/06000037000
Slithering Kittens TwoLizardman1960k2/0/0400003 - 01900k2/0/05000032000
Kovien Kammopoikien MuumiotKhemri Tomb Kings1980k2/2/0600003 - 01980k1/1/06000035000
I Like Purple ChestsHigh Elf1860k0/1/0300001 - 31830k3/0/07000034000
Bowl and ChainDark Elf1980k3/0/1400001 - 11830k0/1/02000033000
Sannegården ChessmastersDark Elf2010k2/0/0400000 - 11750k2/0/15000033000
Ranked RoguesDark Elf1980k1/1/0800002 - 11750k0/1/03000034000
Bilbali RaidersOrc1990k1/0/0200000 - 21840k4/1/05000035000
Team F - HausNecromantic Horror1990k2/1/0700002 - 01850k3/0/02000036000
Heinrich Kemmler's MinionsShambling Undead2010k0/2/0400001 - 21820k1/0/07000031000
Teotiqua SlammersLizardman2000k4/1/0800002 - 01590k1/1/15000032000
Mummy MayhemKhemri Tomb Kings1970k2/1/1800002 - 01960k1/0/01000029000
El Físico es relativoChaos Chosen1970k1/1/0600003 - 01670k1/1/02000039000
M.U.S.C.L.E. Team 85Norse2000k1/0/1500002 - 31850k4/2/06000034000
Higher YardsHigh Elf1720k1/0/0600002 - 11640k1/2/13000031000
=Tearful Actors=High Elf1980k2/1/0700001 - 01870k1/0/07000037000
BombDogzOgre2030k2/0/1700003 - 02030k0/2/06000029000
Van Zans SoldiersHuman2090k1/0/0400001 - 22080k5/0/06000033000
Neuriënde NurglingsNurgle2080k1/0/1700003 - 02070k3/0/04000025000
Greligs BaneHuman2080k2/0/1300002 - 22270k4/1/05000029000
Tijas y TijosLizardman1870k2/1/0600004 - 11810k1/1/02000023000
Blood Sea BuccaneersHuman1960k2/2/0800004 - 01920k1/0/02000026000
Furious NorthmenNorse2080k3/1/0500003 - 02060k0/0/05000033000
Watfordenheim HornetsHuman2130k0/1/0600001 - 12060k1/1/07000031000
ChupatoAmazon2140k4/0/1300002 - 12050k1/0/15000030000
Tijas y TijosLizardman2170k1/0/0600000 - 22060k2/1/13000039000
Devon SalamandersLizardman1970k4/0/0500002 - 01800k1/0/16000034000
TerrordactylsLizardman2200k1/1/0700003 - 02000k3/0/02000031000
Anglerverein KMGLizardman2200k3/1/1700002 - 11580k1/0/02000036000
You are in the Death NoteLizardman2200k1/0/0300002 - 11900k2/0/07000039000
Gli Amici Del BarWood Elf2220k5/1/0300003 - 01900k1/0/04000037000
Cryptic ApocalypseKhemri Tomb Kings2240k0/0/0300001 - 21790k4/2/08000039000
Edmer Full BeatChaos Chosen1860k2/0/0700003 - 11850k1/0/06000029000
Bilious ShadesNurgle2240k2/2/2400002 - 02140k1/0/02000028000
All Greek To Me!Lizardman2260k3/1/0500002 - 32100k2/0/03000042000
Lustria Croaker'sLizardman2290k0/0/0700002 - 01000k0/0/02000029000
Devon SalamandersLizardman2290k0/0/0500002 - 01790k1/0/07000030000
You are in the Death NoteLizardman2290k2/2/0300002 - 11990k2/0/04000037000
Velociraptors 2Lizardman2310k4/0/0300002 - 02050k2/0/17000036000
Semi AutomaticsLizardman2180k2/0/0300001 - 21580k2/2/16000031000
Wrestling SuperstarsLizardman1930k0/1/0200000 - 11930k3/1/22000034000
Biting ElbowsChaos Chosen1680k2/1/0700001 - 01620k1/1/02000033000
Chankas Little TinkersHalfling1610k3/2/0700004 - 11660k2/0/03000031000
Dr.Stein's CreaturesNecromantic Horror1770k3/0/0300000 - 11810k0/1/07000030000
Pro Fail ElvesKhemri Tomb Kings1640k1/2/1300002 - 11550k2/0/05000029000
Purple DelversDwarf1870k2/1/1300003 - 22040k1/0/07000038000
Tenacious LeeLizardman1850k1/0/0200001 - 21970k1/0/08000029000
Voyager CrewWood Elf1760k2/0/0600001 - 22210k1/1/16000027000