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Kentucky Burn Ban
P [L] Chaos Dwarf
The Kentucky Wildcats after many incidences of burning couches in downtown Lexington the city council demanded the University do something to deter this behavior. The solution they came up with....laughable but it is a constant reminder.

Rumors are that the name was a really a reminder of lost Dwarven coal miner jobs since the University was overwhelmed with Dwarves seeking to retrain for few remaining jobs. Most have become bitter with the loss of their industry and have looked to the forces of Chaos to save them. In between protest to raise the wages of their now minimum wages jobs they do manage to play some pretty good football.

Well I couldn't come up with much better after I goofed and put my planned team name in ranked by accident.

Winner Goober Bowl 2017 vs BU 2-1

1Bull Centaur BlitzerElam9111y
2Bull Centaur BlitzerNaquez92Gray
3Chaos Dwarf BlockerKash8221y
4Chaos Dwarf BlockerJordan9191y
5Chaos Dwarf BlockerEli9161y
6Chaos Dwarf BlockerLandon9181y
7Chaos Dwarf BlockerLove9111y
8Chaos Dwarf BlockerStenburg571y
9Hobgoblin RunnerSnell ya Later9261y
10Hobgoblin RunnerBone991y
11Hobgoblin RunnerKing90Red
12Hobgoblin RunnerBaity50Red
13Hobgoblin RunnerEdwards50Red
14Hobgoblin RunnerJuice30 Red

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Progression: Standard
1ElamBull Centaur Blitzer6429Sprint, Sure Feet, Thick Skull, Block, Dodge 160402016130k (130+50k) 
2NaquezBull Centaur Blitzer6429Sprint, Sure Feet, Thick Skull, Break Tackle 170001212130k (130+20k) 
3KashChaos Dwarf Blocker5329Block, Tackle, Thick Skull, +MA, Mighty Blow 16000822670k (70+50k) 
4JordanChaos Dwarf Blocker4329Block, Tackle, Thick Skull, Mighty Blow, Guard 170001012570k (70+40k) 
5EliChaos Dwarf Blocker4329Block, Tackle, Thick Skull, Guard 700011770k (70+20k) 
6LandonChaos Dwarf Blocker4329Block, Tackle, Thick Skull, Mighty Blow, Claw, Guard 170001223470k (70+70k) 
7LoveChaos Dwarf Blocker4329Block, Tackle, Thick Skull, Mighty Blow, Guard 17000522070k (70+40k) 
8StenburgChaos Dwarf Blocker4329Block, Tackle, Thick Skull, Guard 4000021070k (70+20k) 
9Snell ya LaterHobgoblin Runner6347+AG, Block, Sure Hands 176120004240k (40+80k) 
10BoneHobgoblin Runner6337Wrestle, Frenzy 17030111640k (40+40k) 
12BaityHobgoblin Runner6337  700000040k (40+0k) 
13WestryHobgoblin Runner6347+AG, Dodge 6730012140k (40+70k) 
14JuiceHobgoblin Runner6337Wrestle 1102000640k (40+20k) 
15McClainHobgoblin Runner6337  400000040k (40+0k) 
14 players  
Coach:Wolvezzz Re-Rolls (140k):4  
Race:Chaos Dwarf Fan Factor:9  
Team Value:1880k Assistant Coaches:1  
Treasury:200000 Cheerleaders:1  
Tournament Weight:1880k Apothecary:Yes  

Games Played:17 (8/5/4) |TD Diff:3 (24 - 21) |Cas Diff:30 (28/15/3 - 9/7/0)
Last Opponent: Oregon Waterfoul

 For Against 
(Chwk) Coruscant Evil DwellersChaos Chosen1000k0/0/0300002 - 11000k0/0/05000013000
Whitworth Pie-ratsSkaven1050k2/0/0500001 - 11080k0/0/05000024000
Southern Illinois SalukisGoblin1160k5/1/0400003 - 0950k0/0/05000016000
Hell Kraken of HENMShambling Undead1240k2/0/0800002 - 01080k2/0/06000022000
-Michigan State Dancers-Wood Elf1370k4/0/0700002 - 11270k0/0/05000015000
Red_WolvesHuman1400k1/0/0700001 - 11310k0/1/07000029000
Washingsdone State CougarsAmazon1420k1/2/0800001 - 01140k0/1/02000023000
Duke Blue-Green DevilsLizardman1400k2/0/0300000 - 41570k0/0/04000029000
B U Tear-iersNorse1540k1/4/1300002 - 11360k0/0/01000034000
UNAM Pumas MalditasNecromantic Horror1610k2/1/0600001 - 31950k2/2/04000035000
Del'were Blue PhoenixHigh Elf1570k1/0/0800001 - 11500k0/1/05000024000
B U Tear-iersNorse1650k2/0/0700001 - 11550k2/0/04000030000
Texas ShortlegsDwarf1710k2/1/1200003 - 01420k0/2/05000027000
Mz State Bull DawgzOrc1770k0/3/0200001 - 21390k1/0/06000030000
Duke Blue-Green DevilsLizardman1830k3/0/0500002 - 11780k0/0/06000025000
Notre Dame Flying IrishElven Union1820k0/1/1300000 - 31590k2/0/06000030000
Oregon WaterfoulHigh Elf1650k0/2/0600001 - 11720k0/0/03000037000