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Tranemo Terrors
P [L] Nurgle

Good villains make for great stories

1-2-3! Fanta-och-Nurglé!

Until recently, Tranehof was home to a regular Blood Bowl team, Tranemo BBF, a division 6 team consisting mostly of aged and overweight has-beens from the local Blood Bowl scene. However, one day an incredible stench overtook the entirety of Tranehof and nobody has seen any of the Tranemo BBF players since! At the same time, a coach in a gimp mask and an elf in sunglasses started showing up and unloading boxes full of suspicious-looking sports drinks before every practice.

Rumour has it that these two simply came in, bought the team for an undisclosed by large sum of gold - north of 700 000 pieces according to some, and started training a new team. Locals have alerted the police who showed up in just a fortnight, but couldn't get close due to the stench.

Head CoachAssistant Coach
Kobin RaasFertil-Bredrik

Article from The Bloating Bugle, Jul. 30th 2518
After a strong start in the Westrogothia Conference of Season VII, presenting a 3-0-0 record, the Tranemo Terros were placed in the Elite Division of LÖBBL VII. There, they lost only to fellow Nurgles Svenska Som Steppar BK, and finished second in the group, meaning the Terrors got a high seed in the play-offs. They picked Mighty Crusaders of Nässjö as their first round opponents, and from there beat Randiga Rustningar and Mindaugas to advance to the finals, where the blood sucking Marbäck Fangastic Four waited.

The final game was a show of how to not play Blood Bowl, but after 16 turns, Tranemo Terrors were the only ones to have scored a touch down at all. This reporter got a few words in with the star of the team, Leif Lokaltrafik.

Congratulations on your victory! How do you feel?
Feverish, as usual. A slight tingling sensation in all limbs, and my throat is a bit sore. I must've had one too many Fanta-och-Nurglé again.

Ha ha! Any comments about your contributions to the final game?
Well, I did what I always do. I pick up the ball, and I run, and we win.

How's your neck?
Perfectly fine. They try to kill me, they try to break my neck, but obviously I'm not that easy to stop!

Rumour has it that the Terrors are already signed up for next season. Only time will tell if they can repeat this year's feat, and perhaps even beat the other Nurgle team next time.

N. T. Kaas
Freelance sports journalist

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Progression: Standard
# Name Position Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs vp Sp Cost  
1 Daniel DecimeradRotspawn4519Loner, Disturbing Presence, Foul Appearance, Mighty Blow, Nurgle's Rot, Really Stupid, Regeneration, Tentacles, Guard, Block 120000420140k (140+50k) 
2 Arne AlkoholismBloater4429Disturbing Presence, Foul Appearance, Nurgle's Rot, Regeneration, Block, Guard, Mighty Blow, Claw 3800017559110k (110+80k) 
3 Åke ÅngestBloater4429Disturbing Presence, Foul Appearance, Nurgle's Rot, Regeneration, Block, Guard, Mighty Blow, Claw 3800016452110k (110+80k) 
4 Sven SnöröjningBloater4429Disturbing Presence, Foul Appearance, Nurgle's Rot, Regeneration, Block, Guard, Mighty Blow 3800010650110k (110+60k) 
5 Erik EnsamhetBloater4419Disturbing Presence, Foul Appearance, Nurgle's Rot, Regeneration, Block, Guard, Mighty Blow-ag360009333110k (110+60k) 
6 Leif LokaltrafikPestigor6448Horns, Nurgle's Rot, Regeneration, Sure Hands, +AG, +ST, Block, Kick-Off Return 38114013114480k (80+150k) 
7 Sam SophämtningPestigor6338Horns, Nurgle's Rot, Regeneration, Wrestle, Tackle, Two Heads 38040533780k (80+60k) 
8 Ulf UtflyttningPestigor6338Horns, Nurgle's Rot, Regeneration, Block, Mighty Blow, Claw, Frenzy, Tackle 380512849380k (80+100k) 
9 Simon StrömavbrottPestigor6337Horns, Nurgle's Rot, Regeneration, Block, Mighty Blow, Claw, Tackle-av351501435980k (80+80k) 
10 Tommie LillfingerRotter5338Decay, Nurgle's Rot 1400000040k (40+0k) 
11 Pontus PolismyndighetRotter5338Decay, Nurgle's Rot, Dirty Player 3600011740k (40+20k) 
12 Krille LaCrocsRotter5338Decay, Nurgle's Rot 600000040k (40+0k) 
13 Super Mario FrylénRotter5338Decay, Nurgle's Rot 1000000040k (40+0k) 
14 David ColdhammerRotter5338Decay, Nurgle's Rot, Kick 2710011840k (40+20k) 
15 RagnarRotter5338Decay, Nurgle's Rot 1500000040k (40+0k) 
16 Micke Ko'ssRotter5338Decay, Nurgle's Rot 1400000040k (40+0k) 
16 players  
Coach:RobinKaas Re-Rolls (140k):4  
Race:Nurgle Fan Factor:11  
Team Value:2340k Assistant Coaches:1  
Treasury:1210000 Cheerleaders:0  
Tournament Weight:2340k Apothecary:No  

Games Played:38 (20/5/13) |TD Diff:15 (55 - 40) |Cas Diff:92 (73/39/20 - 19/13/8)
Last Opponent: FaIköpings Mejeri

 For Against 
Målsryd WeaversHuman980k70/0/020k0 - 41100k211/0/070k14000
Vättern PiratesKhemri Tomb Kings980k111/0/040k1 - 1990k80/0/050k11000
Nu är vi farligaDark Elf1090k111/0/090k2 - 01090k70/1/020k15000
Grottfolkets BKDwarf1010k92/0/030k0 - 11050k121/1/040k14000
Marbäck Fangtastic FourVampire1140k202/1/150k2 - 01030k80/0/180k18000
Wolf-Fang ClanNecromantic Horror1290k151/0/140k2 - 01040k102/0/040k20000
Final OrderShambling Undead1360k191/2/150k2 - 11120k121/1/050k18000
FaIköpings MejeriChaos Dwarf1350k91/1/150k0 - 11580k141/1/130k27000
OstfrontUnderworld Denizens1480k142/1/020k1 - 11420k121/0/150k29000
Stroemstad SuperdodgersWood Elf1550k172/1/080k2 - 11110k100/0/020k28000
Lekfulla GutarLizardman1600k132/1/050k0 - 21790k152/0/080k33000
Målsryd WeaversHuman1670k141/0/140k1 - 21590k130/1/060k27000
IFK ElfeborgDark Elf1680k130/1/050k2 - 11360k120/0/060k26000
Lekfulla GutarLizardman1820k122/0/060k1 - 21820k110/0/080k31000
FaIköpings MejeriChaos Dwarf1840k121/0/140k1 - 11860k101/1/070k24000
Wolf-Fang ClanNecromantic Horror1890k110/1/050k1 - 21430k110/0/060k24000
Målsryd WeaversHuman1930k122/0/020k1 - 21850k140/0/170k30000
OstfrontUnderworld Denizens1910k254/3/070k2 - 21670k140/0/170k30000
IFK ElfeborgDark Elf1880k101/0/040k1 - 01760k70/0/070k23000
Lekfulla GutarLizardman1910k132/0/110k1 - 21600k110/0/030k36000
Three FrogeteersSlann1970k132/2/080k2 - 01150k90/1/010k21000
Marbäck Fangtastic FourVampire1980k253/3/080k3 - 01800k100/0/140k26000
Wolf-Fang ClanNecromantic Horror2000k211/3/130k2 - 01640k71/0/070k32000
Baddans VikingsNorse2030k223/1/180k3 - 02000k70/0/030k32000
Målsryd WeaversHuman2050k191/1/330k2 - 01810k60/0/070k29000
Svenskar som steppar BKNurgle2120k112/1/070k0 - 11300k174/1/140k31000
Mighty Crusaders of NässjöOrc1920k193/2/080k2 - 01370k60/0/040k25000
Randiga RustningarHigh Elf2090k214/1/090k2 - 11350k110/0/020k25000
MindaugasElven Union2110k202/1/160k2 - 11460k132/0/030k25000
Marbäck Fangtastic FourVampire2160k144/1/060k1 - 01740k80/1/050k30000
MindaugasElven Union2190k162/0/060k2 - 31530k180/1/150k38000
IFK ElfeborgDark Elf1990k162/0/060k2 - 01920k70/0/030k27000
Målsryd WeaversHuman2160k201/1/250k2 - 11880k110/1/050k29000
Randiga RustningarHigh Elf2230k194/3/060k1 - 21560k120/0/040k33000
FaIköpings MejeriChaos Dwarf2220k183/2/170k1 - 11820k100/1/060k33000
Wolf-Fang ClanNecromantic Horror2220k162/1/120k1 - 01600k71/0/020k34000
Marbäck Fangtastic FourVampire2310k345/4/350k3 - 22220k140/0/040k35000
FaIköpings MejeriChaos Dwarf2340k81/0/030k1 - 21810k151/1/070k38000