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Roster [R] Halfling



Background
During an interview with a new recruit Zed explained his philosophy of coaching.
Zed: "Before i agree to take you in my wonderful team i have (for the law) to explain you that it can be dangerous to play blood bowl ? Do you know it"
New recruit "Yes, ok but how big is the kitchen"
Zed "Don't worry about that, we have the most famous "table" of all Halfling team"
New recruit: "ok so where do I sign?"
Zed give the contract to sign and Halfling just put his cross and marmelade on it : "One little thing yet, if you miss the game or have some kind of handicaps i will retired you and give you a good pension (enough to eat the rest of your life) but if I find out that you have some potential i will keep you then till you die on the pitch, is it ok for you ?"
New recruit "Who cares, when do we eat ?"


Only team who has ever raised 3 players over 1000 spp !
Mostly due to good feeding and strict ranked policy.

Roots

Just to let you know, last turn foul is like saying "gg" in Zed dictionnary.

My most awesome TD, starts at 5:40


About your mb po tackler doing rampage amongst the flings, Zed has this to say

If you want that badge , then you can try to beat my flings


"Team Logo by akaRenton and player's artworks done by boeufmironton, team bio done by Garion"





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Progression: Standard
#NamePositionMaStAgAvSkillsInjGCpTdItCsvpSpCostOp
1Black BoltTreeman26110Mighty Blow, Stand Firm, Strong Arm, Take Root, Thick Skull, Throw Team-Mate, Timmm-ber!, Break Tackle, Guard, Block, Multiple Block, Grab 3600032589120k (120+110k) 
2Ogami IttoTreeman36110Mighty Blow, Stand Firm, Strong Arm, Take Root, Thick Skull, Throw Team-Mate, Timmm-ber!, Block, Break Tackle, Guard, Tackle, +MA 380003215139120k (120+130k) 
3Maude "veilleuse d'abri bus"Halfling Hopeful6236Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, +MA 6010111030k (30+30k) 
4Pottock "Dynam'Heat & Cold ...Halfling Hopeful5236Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty 1800010230k (30+0k) 
5Carlita "Tyto russus"Halfling Hopeful5236Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty 300000030k (30+0k) 
6cdassak "Hao Da Yea We won ...Halfling Hopeful6254Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, +AG, Sure Feet, Sprint, Catch, +AG, +MA-av, -av, -av9358803630530k (30+170k) 
7Grunth "talisman rage quit ...Halfling Hopeful5236Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty 2000000030k (30+0k) 
8Toto "Sanscoeur"Halfling Hopeful5236Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Dirty Player 810001630k (30+30k) 
9Asteflix "Québecois sous u...Halfling Hopeful5236Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Diving Tackle 1900011730k (30+20k) 
10Marcia "Moretto"Halfling Hopeful5225Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Dirty Player, Sure Feet-av, -ag55000321630k (30+50k) 
11Krom "your autism level has...Halfling Hopeful5236Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty 700010230k (30+0k) 
13Svif "pour des sols propres"Halfling Hopeful5236Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty 600000030k (30+0k) 
14RaymondmadoreHalfling Hopeful5236Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty 500000030k (30+0k) 
15TheirryM "Salut THIERRY"Halfling Hopeful5235Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, +AG, Block, Sure Feet, Side Step, Tacklen, -av, -ag90222112712930k (30+140k) 
16Doofr "du pro poker à la m...Halfling Hopeful5236Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty 1100000030k (30+0k) 
15 players  
Coach:Zed Re-Rolls (120k):3  
Race:Halfling Fan Factor:8  
Team Value:1620k Assistant Coaches:0  
Treasury:200000 Cheerleaders:0  
Tournament Weight:1620k Apothecary:Yes  

Games Played:1969 (780/394/795) |TD Diff:-235 (3130 - 3365) |Cas Diff:1088 (3883/2277/916 - 3886/1435/667)
Last Opponent: Blekinge Bulls