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Roster [R] Halfling

During an interview with a new recruit Zed explained his philosophy of coaching.
Zed: "Before i agree to take you in my wonderful team i have (for the law) to explain you that it can be dangerous to play blood bowl ? Do you know it"
New recruit "Yes, ok but how big is the kitchen"
Zed "Don't worry about that, we have the most famous "table" of all Halfling team"
New recruit: "ok so where do I sign?"
Zed give the contract to sign and Halfling just put his cross and marmelade on it : "One little thing yet, if you miss the game or have some kind of handicaps i will retired you and give you a good pension (enough to eat the rest of your life) but if I find out that you have some potential i will keep you then till you die on the pitch, is it ok for you ?"
New recruit "Who cares, when do we eat ?"

Only team who has ever raised 3 players over 1000 spp !
Mostly due to good feeding and strict ranked policy.


Just to let you know, last turn foul is like saying "gg" in Zed dictionnary.

My most awesome TD, starts at 5:40

About your mb po tackler doing rampage amongst the flings, Zed has this to say

If you want that badge , then you can try to beat my flings

"Team Logo by akaRenton and player's artworks done by boeufmironton, team bio done by Garion"

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Progression: Standard
1Black BoltTreeman26110Mighty Blow, Stand Firm, Strong Arm, Take Root, Thick Skull, Throw Team-Mate, Timmm-ber!, Break Tackle, Guard 1500010230120k (120+40k) 
2Ogami IttoTreeman26110Mighty Blow, Stand Firm, Strong Arm, Take Root, Thick Skull, Throw Team-Mate, Timmm-ber!, Block, Break Tackle, Guard, Tackle 18000101070120k (120+100k) 
3Maude "veilleuse d'abri bus"Halfling Hopeful5236Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty 400000030k (30+0k) 
4Patator "Z-ha-dumb fling"Halfling Hopeful3235Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Dirty Player, Kick, Sure Feet-av, -ma, -ma105001353330k (30+80k) 
5Zed "needs to be a better f...Halfling Hopeful5236Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty 1800020430k (30+0k) 
6cdassak "Hao Da Yea We won ...Halfling Hopeful6254Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, +AG, Sure Feet, Sprint, Catch, +AG, +MA-av, -av, -av7255203619730k (30+170k) 
7Grunth "talisman rage quit ...Halfling Hopeful5236Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty 300010230k (30+0k) 
8MegaBiquette "Mon bon fond"Halfling Hopeful5245Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, +AG, Sure Feet, Sprint, Side Step, Catch, Jump Up-av1457103141037630k (30+140k) 
9Asteflix "Québecois sous u...Halfling Hopeful5236Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty 000000030k (30+0k) 
10Marcia "Moretto"Halfling Hopeful5235Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Dirty Player, Sure Feet-av35000321630k (30+50k) 
11Babass "le babinou"Halfling Hopeful5236Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty 1500010230k (30+0k) 
12Adri1 "Narcos fling"Halfling Hopeful5236Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty 200000030k (30+0k) 
13djog "Sage's minion for rent"Halfling Hopeful5236Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty 800020430k (30+0k) 
15TheirryM "Salut THIERRY"Halfling Hopeful5246Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, +AG, Block, Sure Feet, Side Step, Tacklen73221010410530k (30+140k) 
16Shark "le plus petit de la ...Halfling Hopeful5236Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty 1100000030k (30+0k) 
15 players  
Coach:Zed Re-Rolls (120k):3  
Race:Halfling Fan Factor:9  
Team Value:1670k Assistant Coaches:0  
Treasury:100000 Cheerleaders:0  
Tournament Weight:1670k Apothecary:Yes  

Games Played:1948 (772/390/786) |TD Diff:-233 (3091 - 3324) |Cas Diff:1084 (3837/2249/908 - 3831/1418/661)
Last Opponent: Lotherius Lions