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Left My Heart In San Francisco
P [R] Halfling



Background
During an interview with a new recruit Zed explained his philosophy of coaching.
Zed: "Before i agree to take you in my wonderful team i have (for the law) to explain you that it can be dangerous to play blood bowl ? Do you know it"
New recruit "Yes, ok but how big is the kitchen"
Zed "Don't worry about that, we have the most famous "table" of all Halfling team"
New recruit: "ok so where do I sign?"
Zed give the contract to sign and Halfling just put his cross and marmelade on it : "One little thing yet, if you miss the game or have some kind of handicaps i will retired you and give you a good pension (enough to eat the rest of your life) but if I find out that you have some potential i will keep you then till you die on the pitch, is it ok for you ?"
New recruit "Who cares, when do we eat ?"


Only team who has ever raised 3 players over 1000 spp !
Mostly due to good feeding and strict ranked policy.

Roots

Just to let you know, last turn foul is like saying "gg" in Zed dictionnary.

My most awesome TD, starts at 5:40


About your mb po tackler doing rampage amongst the flings, Zed has this to say

If you want that badge , then you can try to beat my flings


"Team Logo by akaRenton and player's artworks done by boeufmironton, team bio done by Garion"





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Progression: Standard
#NamePositionMaStAgAvSkillsInjGCpTdItCsvpSpCostOp
1Black BoltTreeman26110Mighty Blow, Stand Firm, Strong Arm, Take Root, Thick Skull, Throw Team-Mate, Timmm-ber!, Break Tackle, Guard, Block, Multiple Block 2400023466120k (120+90k) 
2Ogami IttoTreeman36110Mighty Blow, Stand Firm, Strong Arm, Take Root, Thick Skull, Throw Team-Mate, Timmm-ber!, Block, Break Tackle, Guard, Tackle, +MA 26000201090120k (120+130k) 
3Maude "veilleuse d'abri bus"Halfling Hopeful5236Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty 200000030k (30+0k) 
4Pottock "Dynam'Heat & Cold ...Halfling Hopeful5236Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty 700000030k (30+0k) 
5Zed "needs to be a better f...Halfling Hopeful5236Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty 300010230k (30+0k) 
6cdassak "Hao Da Yea We won ...Halfling Hopeful6254Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, +AG, Sure Feet, Sprint, Catch, +AG, +MA-av, -av, -av8157003625130k (30+170k) 
7Grunth "talisman rage quit ...Halfling Hopeful5236Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty 800000030k (30+0k) 
8Toto "Sanscoeur"Halfling Hopeful5236Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty 600000030k (30+0k) 
9Asteflix "Québecois sous u...Halfling Hopeful5236Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Diving Tackle 800011730k (30+20k) 
10Marcia "Moretto"Halfling Hopeful5225Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Dirty Player, Sure Feet-av, -ag43000321630k (30+50k) 
11shark "petit massage pour c...Halfling Hopeful5236Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty 400000030k (30+0k) 
12Khor "OGN slayer"Halfling Hopeful5236Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty 600000030k (30+0k) 
13Krom "your autism level has...Halfling Hopeful5236Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty 100000030k (30+0k) 
14Molo "Zed Respire"Halfling Hopeful5236Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty 700000030k (30+0k) 
15TheirryM "Salut THIERRY"Halfling Hopeful5245Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, +AG, Block, Sure Feet, Side Step, Tacklen, -av80221011712230k (30+140k) 
15 players  
Coach:Zed Re-Rolls (120k):3  
Race:Halfling Fan Factor:8  
Team Value:1540k Assistant Coaches:0  
Treasury:190000 Cheerleaders:0  
Tournament Weight:1540k Apothecary:Yes  

Games Played:1957 (776/392/789) |TD Diff:-233 (3109 - 3342) |Cas Diff:1076 (3853/2265/910 - 3862/1426/664)
Last Opponent: Exalted Court