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Southern Scumbags
Roster [X2] Orc
One day, while wondering around the mountainside, these orcs came across a giant stone tablet, entitled the "Neverhood Chronicles". While their leader, the Black Orc Whitey related to them the epic story, they decided that the name on the tablet sounded quite good. So they took this mighty tablet, and headed off to find a battle. Instead they found a small poster, saying join the Southern Waste League. Now they are in the big time, in the premier league, and still that tablet travells with them, and each new member chooses an name from it as part of their initiation.

Season 1

Joined up as part of the South West Regional Division, and stormed the place, making it through undefeated, to qualify for the Premier League.
Check it out <a href ="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=group&op=view&group=294&show=421">here</a>;

Season 2

As the minnows of the league, the team managed an equal win to loss record but still ended up playing off to avoid relegation. After a long drawn out scoreless match against the Adelaide Anvils, they held onto their position with the top teams after both teams completely ran out of energy in the pouring rain. At the seasonal awards night, the Twahnlows, the scumbags players picked up a whole swag of awards, including Petri Alfonzo tying for the main prize.

Season 3

The season is finally over and the we managed to not win a single game. As a result of getting smashed in the playoff we are in Div 1 with 2 other teams from this seasons Premier Division. We lost to the Slumbering Skink in the KO comp, and they went on to win. I reckon that means we could've come second, even though we only made it to the 2nd round.

Anyone who has a lot of spare time to read the entire transcript of the chronicles, its very funny and is available <a href ="http://www.g-b.dk/jan/neverhood_chronicles_text.htm">here</a>;. Although if you haven't played the game it might not mean much to you, most of it doesn't relate much to the game if you have played it anyway.

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Progression: Standard
# Name Position Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs vp Sp Cost  
1CrusherBlack Orc Blocker5429Block, +MA 29000321680k (128k) 
2 KillerBlack Orc Blocker4429Block, Guardn29000812180k (106k) 
3Gingerbread ManBlitzer6349Block, +AG, Tackle 28140212280k (138k) 
4EdBlitzer7339Block, +MA 1311001980k (125k) 
5Way NeeGoblin5237Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Catch-ma10110021440k (40k) 
6HangnailLineman5339Dirty Player, Block 28000342650k (123k) 
7KloppenhomwinwitzThrower5338Pass, Sure Hands 900001570k (75k) 
8KloggLineman5439+ST, Block 29030312050k (138k) 
9Morg 'N' ThorgStar Player66310Block, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team Mate, Star 0000000200k (218k) 
10Big Robot BilTroll4519Mighty Blow, Regenerate, Really Stupid, Throw Team Mate, Always Hungry, Big Guy, Block 160005115100k (105k) 
11FatherLineman5339Guard, Blockn29200031750k (88k) 
12 Petri AlfonzoBlack Orc Blocker4429Block, Guard, Mighty Blow 27000453380k (143k) 
13 Aloh AlBlack Orc Blocker4529+ST 2400021980k (125k) 
14Derradious HapsicomBlitzer7339Block, Tackle, +MA 23150302280k (140k) 
15HondoThrower5438Pass, Sure Hands, Safe Throw, +ST 22730122870k (160k) 
16Hypen NupenBlitzer6339Block, Guard 20020111380k (115k) 
16 players  
Coach:whitey Re-Rolls (120k):6  
Race:Orc Fan Factor:9  
Team Rating:220 / 236 Assistant Coaches:0  
Treasury:5000 Cheerleaders:0  
Team Value:2410k Apothecary:Yes  

Games Played:29 (8/12/9) |TD Diff:-3 (28 - 31) |Cas Diff:24 (29/14/7 - 16/7/3)
Last Opponent: Dark Heretics