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|One day, while wondering around the mountainside, these orcs came across a giant stone tablet, entitled the "Neverhood Chronicles". While their leader, the Black Orc Whitey related to them the epic story, they decided that the name on the tablet sounded quite good. So they took this mighty tablet, and headed off to find a battle. Instead they found a small poster, saying join the Southern Waste League. Now they are in the big time, in the premier league, and still that tablet travells with them, and each new member chooses an name from it as part of their initiation.|
Joined up as part of the South West Regional Division, and stormed the place, making it through undefeated, to qualify for the Premier League.
Check it out <a href ="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=group&op=view&group=294&show=421">here</a>
As the minnows of the league, the team managed an equal win to loss record but still ended up playing off to avoid relegation. After a long drawn out scoreless match against the Adelaide Anvils, they held onto their position with the top teams after both teams completely ran out of energy in the pouring rain. At the seasonal awards night, the Twahnlows, the scumbags players picked up a whole swag of awards, including Petri Alfonzo tying for the main prize.
The season is finally over and the we managed to not win a single game. As a result of getting smashed in the playoff we are in Div 1 with 2 other teams from this seasons Premier Division. We lost to the Slumbering Skink in the KO comp, and they went on to win. I reckon that means we could've come second, even though we only made it to the 2nd round.
Anyone who has a lot of spare time to read the entire transcript of the chronicles, its very funny and is available <a href ="http://www.g-b.dk/jan/neverhood_chronicles_text.htm">here</a>. Although if you haven't played the game it might not mean much to you, most of it doesn't relate much to the game if you have played it anyway.
|1||Crusher||Black Orc Blocker||5||4||2||9||Block, +MA|| ||29||0||0||0||3||2||16||80k (128k)|| |
|2|| Killer||Black Orc Blocker||4||4||2||9||Block, Guard||n||29||0||0||0||8||1||21||80k (106k)|| |
|3||Gingerbread Man||Blitzer||6||3||4||9||Block, +AG, Tackle|| ||28||1||4||0||2||1||22||80k (138k)|| |
|4||Ed||Blitzer||7||3||3||9||Block, +MA|| ||13||1||1||0||0||1||9||80k (125k)|| |
|5||Way Nee||Goblin||5||2||3||7||Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Catch||-ma||10||1||1||0||0||2||14||40k (40k)|| |
|6||Hangnail||Lineman||5||3||3||9||Dirty Player, Block|| ||28||0||0||0||3||4||26||50k (123k)|| |
|7||Kloppenhomwinwitz||Thrower||5||3||3||8||Pass, Sure Hands|| ||9||0||0||0||0||1||5||70k (75k)|| |
|8||Klogg||Lineman||5||4||3||9||+ST, Block|| ||29||0||3||0||3||1||20||50k (138k)|| |
|9||Morg 'N' Thorg||Star Player||6||6||3||10||Block, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team Mate, Star|| ||0||0||0||0||0||0||0||200k (218k)|| |
|10||Big Robot Bil||Troll||4||5||1||9||Mighty Blow, Regenerate, Really Stupid, Throw Team Mate, Always Hungry, Big Guy, Block|| ||16||0||0||0||5||1||15||100k (105k)|| |
|11||Father||Lineman||5||3||3||9||Guard, Block||n||29||2||0||0||0||3||17||50k (88k)|| |
|12|| Petri Alfonzo||Black Orc Blocker||4||4||2||9||Block, Guard, Mighty Blow|| ||27||0||0||0||4||5||33||80k (143k)|| |
|13|| Aloh Al||Black Orc Blocker||4||5||2||9||+ST|| ||24||0||0||0||2||1||9||80k (125k)|| |
|14||Derradious Hapsicom||Blitzer||7||3||3||9||Block, Tackle, +MA|| ||23||1||5||0||3||0||22||80k (140k)|| |
|15||Hondo||Thrower||5||4||3||8||Pass, Sure Hands, Safe Throw, +ST|| ||22||7||3||0||1||2||28||70k (160k)|| |
|16||Hypen Nupen||Blitzer||6||3||3||9||Block, Guard|| ||20||0||2||0||1||1||13||80k (115k)|| |
|16 players |
|Team Rating:||220 / 236
|Games Played:||29 (8/12/9) |||||TD Diff:||-3 (28 - 31) |||||Cas Diff:||24 (29/14/7 - 16/7/3)|
|Last Opponent: Dark Heretics|