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P [L] High Elf

"Though no battle banner rustles
In a smoke that blurs the blue,
As when “heroes” poured from Brussels
To the field of Waterloo,
Though we do not hear the rattle
Of the rifles in the wars,
There is glory in the battle
For the grand old Cause.

See the army of the rebels
Marching on for evermore.
We are countless as the pebbles
That are strewn along the shore.
Agitating, agitating,
Till the Truth has sealed the fate
Of the wrongs that I am hating
With the grand old Hate."

Henry Lawson - The Labour Agitator

Season XIX - Blax Landric Regional League - 1 / 3 / 3 - 5th

Season went pretty well. Can't complain. Some ups, some downs. Main goal was to survive..., which the team managed to do. Agitate managed a +1 cas count for the season aswell as 8 lineman and the thrower learning their first skill. Coach Eagle009 is quite content with his teams debut efforts, Especially considering his last attempt to coach a team in the gauntlet known as the "swl divs".

Season XX - Mr Whippy's Emporium Regional League - 2 / 2 / 3 - 3rd

Coach not satisfied with the efforts of his team. "Season went ok, but we are here to play better then ok".

Wandering the wastes in an altererd state of mind the team stumbled upon legendary teams lining up to sort out who gets the rights to take on the premiers. "We could beat them" it was exclaimed by a younger elf, sarcastic at first. Before long the team had worked themselves up to a state of overconfidence and decided to pit themselves against these so called legends. Using their agility, Agitate managed to sneak through the gate as it was just about to finish closing. They had done it. They were now in Conferences.

Season XXI - Southside Stone Smashers Conference League - 1 / 2 / 4 - 7th

Coach quite pleased at his team. Actually, pleased he still has a team to coach. The fans also seemed pleased with the season deciding to stick by the team. Season was fun, getting to play against BBQ Wednesday Regulars and the fabled We Fink Wer Orks. Also got another stab at rival team Blind Eye of Odin. Managed to avoid relegation due to a high number of redrafting and parked teams.

Season XXII - Gone's Slipper Conference League - 1 / 1 / 5 - 7th

Lucky Season when u look at the cas count. Team should be suffering but due to good fortune the team looks pretty strong, though their are various rumours coach eagle009 might be forced to fire some unnamed players to inspire team spirit and passion. Yet, most importantly, the fans didn't seem to mind another season without many wins.
  • CAS Count : -22
  • Fan Factor Movement : +1
  • Excite wins the Silver Arm
  • Season Review

Season XXIII - Schiffer's Scissor Conference League - 2 / 1 / 4 - 6th

Agitate have managed to stay in conference yet again.... The pressure was on though with the final match of the season deciding who stayed up and who relegated. Lucky for coach eagle009 the elves stood up to the task and managed to outscore the rats, clutching on for another season.

Season XXIV - Snakefield Memorial Conference League - 2 / 4 / 1 - 4th

Season includes a win by forfeit. A good season was had by the team... Keeping casualties low and the only loss for the season against the eventual winners of the conference. Too bad the team couldnt win more though only notching up one win for the season on the field.
  • Arouse will be missed. 6th highest active lineman for td's at his demise. Wisely the apo sat back in the interest of the team
  • CAS Count : -8
  • Fan Factor Movement : 0
  • Excite wins the Silver Arm
  • Season Review

Season XXV - Gone's Slipper Conference League - 5 / 1 / 1 - 2nd

The elves had a good season, marred slightly by the aging of a few players. The only loss was to rival team BBQ Wednesday Regulars, and the draw was against a skaven team.... Importantly the team attracted a stronger fan base which was much needed as the treasury is looking way to light. Now the question needs to be asked... Will the team survive premier if they are promoted?
  • CAS Count : -2
  • Fan Factor Movement : +3
  • Excite wins the Silver Arrow
  • Worry II is the equal winner of the Silver Ball and the Silver Star
  • Season Review

Season XXVI - SWL Premier League - 3 / 1 / 3 - 4th

Worry II will be missed. Retired for the greater good (hopefully) of the team before the 3rd round of the season. Now to try and organise a replacement who is at least half as good. Excite ages on the 51spp roll after the last game of the season. Hopefully the next phoenix will be a gun aswell!.
  • CAS Count : -9
  • Fan Factor Movement : -1
  • Excite is the 3rd Highest Passing Yards for Active League HighElf - 278 yds
  • Excite is 3rd Highest Active Rushing Yards for Active League HighElf - 374 yds
  • Excite is 5th Highest AllTime League Passing Yards for HighElf
  • Excite is 8th AllTime League Rushing Yards for HighElf
  • Excite is 2nd Highest SWL Passing Yards
  • Excite has the 9th highest SWL completions
  • Excite wins the Golden Arm.
  • Ruffle II wins the Golden Fist
  • Season Review

Season XXVII - Snakefield Memorial Conference League - 5 / 0 / 2 - 2nd

Pretty good season was had. No permanent injuries were sustained and managed to sneak back into premier... just.

Season XXVIII - SWL Premier League - 5 / 0 / 2 - 3rd

Season XXIX - SWL Premier League - 4 / 0 / 3 - 4th

Season is in honour of Ruffle II, one of the many fallen soldiers. Harsh season copping 5 permanent deaths across the 7 games.

Season XXX - SWL Premier League - 1 / 4 / 2 - 5th

The team stay in prem for the 3rd season in a row and are really starting to show cracks in their lineup.

Season XXXI - Manfred's Funeral Gala Memorial Conference League - 7 / 0 / 0 - 1st

Season includes a win by forfeit.

Season XXXII - SWL Premier League - 3 / 2 / 2 - 4th

Season is in memory of Beat II, Churn and Convulse killed in the 2nd and 3rd game and niggled in the 6th game respectively. Churn and Convulse were the last 2 founding players remaining on the team. Churn had only missed one game in his long playing career. Convulse had only missed 2 games in his long playing career. Beat II was a freak of nature. Ag6 leaping stripballing blodger... The team owe this player many wins on the field. Expensive season with 293 spp's lost in those 3 players alone.

Season XXXIII - SWL Premier League - 1 / 2 / 3 - 7th

Season includes a forfeit lose due to coach moving stadiums and not having internet connection for longer then expected. Never again!!!!!!

Season XXXIV - Snakefield Memorial Conference League - 1 / 3 / 2 - 7th

Managed to buy a 6th RR instead of a player after the first game. Not the smartest thing ever done.

Season XXXV - Snakefield Memorial Conference League - 3 / 2 / 1 - 3rd

Season XXXVI - Snakefield Memorial Conference League - 1 / 3 / 3 - 7th

Injury History

1 / 523 / 333 / 223 / 120 / 4

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Progression: Standard
1Excite VThrower6448Pass, Safe Throw, Sure Hands, Accurate, +ST 192400134190k (90+90k) 
2Ignite IIILineman6348Dodge, Block, Tackle, Side Step 39380846370k (70+80k) 
3Unnerve VIBlitzer7348Block 2000000100k (100+0k) 
6Disturb IVLineman6348Dodge, Block 15120021770k (70+40k) 
7Confuse IVLineman6358+AG 12130001070k (70+40k) 
8Arouse IVCatcher8347Catch, Dodge, Block, Side Step 295100014090k (90+60k) 
9Discomfit VIIILineman6348Dodge 510001670k (70+20k) 
10Perturb VIILineman6348  1000000070k (70+0k) 
11Shake IVCatcher8347Catch, Tacklen7110111190k (90+20k) 
12Ruffle IVLineman6348Dodge 411010670k (70+20k) 
13Ferment IVLineman6348Dodge, Block, Mighty Blow, Side Step 435611136270k (70+90k) 
11 players  
Coach:eagle009 Re-Rolls (100k):5  
Race:High Elf Fan Factor:17  
Team Value:1790k Assistant Coaches:0  
Treasury:70000 Cheerleaders:0  
Tournament Weight:1860k Apothecary:Yes  

Games Played:121 (46/31/44) |TD Diff:18 (198 - 180) |Cas Diff:-137 (87/53/26 - 156/98/49)
Last Opponent: Good, Bad, Furry