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Dark Lords Of The Pitch
[R] Shambling Undead
|TEAM COLOURS - Black|
AWAY COLOURS - Brown
HOME STADIUM - The Theatre Of Death
CAPACITY - 70,000 including: 500 executive crypts, 850 V.I.P Coffins and 5 miles of catacombes.
MASCOT - Wolfie the Werewolf
CHEERLEADERS - The Howling Squad
SPONSORS - Kenmucky Fried Children
COACH - Milnestar the undying
HALL OF FAME - Big Mummy, Diamond Wight, Wight Knight, Tony Tibia
BEST UNDEAD TEAM RATING - 3rd Best Team
Dark Lords Of The Pitch were once an established team with a record that saw them qualifiers for the Chaos Cup. They were also champions of the H.G.Q Rowett memorial Cup for Skelly's. This was the teams finest hour, but glory brought the ultimate demise of DLOTP. Big Mummy was scouted by the Champions Of Death and was on the verge of signing a short 300year trial, Wight Knight was being lured to model for Death Lauren Clothing and Henry Humerus was dealing team mates on the black market to the local Dog Kennels.
Anyway, enough was enough and Milnestar realising the iminent collapse of the team put them all to sleep for 500 years. This however, was cut short when an Orc Burger Bar opened up next to the 'Theatre Of Death' creating an overpowering smell of raw meat for the Zombies. The resulting moans and groans from the Zombie boys saw everyone up after a very short 16 year sleep. Milnestar thought enough was enough and decided to re-enroll the mighty army of darkness in a new BB League.
Not knowing what was happening in the world of BB or any of the new rules Milnestar consulted his Butler Jeeves who pointed him in the direction of FUMBBL and the rest is history. Milnestar wanting some action using the new rules encouraged long time lizard pal IXC to get involved and the two became fiercest rivals before IXC was eaten by some kind of strange swarm of slow moving groaning human type things heading from the Theatre of Death !
DLOTP started strongly in the league - well as strong as an undead team can and reached an all time high of 56th place in the November Cup 2003.
However Milnestar was not satisfied and he enrolled the Orc Boys from the Kenmucky Fried Children next door and also now manages an orc team, which it turned out, where even worse than the undead.
Currently though the DLOTP go from strength to strength and have produced some top drawer results recently seeing them climb up the ratings and seeing their top stars again being scouted for the top BB teams. After the anhiliation of the Wood Elf team 'Wood Dancers' which saw only one elf remaining, 'cos no-one could catch him, the DLOTP sneaked into the top 10 undead teams and are beginning to be feared by everyone !
L A T E S T N E W S - 5 0 G A M E S R E A C H E D 2 6 / 0 4 / 0 4
- 7 5 G A M E S R E A C H E D 0 5 / 0 2 / 0 5
- 1 0 0 G A M E S R E A C H E D 2 5 / 03 / 1 3
TOOT - DIES 31st May 2004. RIP - Forever Remembered
AEQUITAS -- I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE !
|1|| Big Mummy||Mummy||3||6||1||9||Mighty Blow, Regeneration, Juggernaut, +ST, Block, Break Tackle, Guard, Multiple Block|| ||103||0||0||0||69||9||183||120k (120+160k)|| |
|2|| Idieh Princess||Mummy||3||5||1||9||Mighty Blow, Regeneration, Block, Guard|| ||24||0||0||0||10||0||20||120k (120+50k)|| |
|3|| Sam Skull||Skeleton Lineman||5||3||2||7||Regeneration, Thick Skull, Block, Tackle, Dauntless||n||50||0||1||0||2||5||32||40k (40+60k)|| |
|4|| Rokoth Flamemarrow||Zombie||4||3||2||8||Regeneration|| ||9||0||0||0||1||0||2||40k (40+0k)|| |
|5|| Dr. Green||Zombie||4||3||2||8||Regeneration|| ||5||0||0||0||0||0||0||40k (40+0k)|| |
|6|| Wight Light||Wight Blitzer||6||3||3||8||Block, Regeneration, Tackle, Sure Hands, Pass Block, Strip Ball, Strong Arm|| ||46||17||8||1||4||8||91||90k (90+100k)|| |
|7|| Blacken Wight||Wight Blitzer||6||3||3||8||Block, Regeneration, Tackle, Strip Ball|| ||15||4||1||0||0||2||17||90k (90+40k)|| |
|9|| Ghoulden Eagle||Ghoul Runner||7||3||3||6||Dodge, Pass||-av||8||0||1||0||0||1||8||70k (70+30k)|| |
|10|| Ug Ulna||Skeleton Lineman||6||3||2||7||Regeneration, Thick Skull, Block, Sure Hands, +MA, Kick||n||100||1||2||0||9||9||70||40k (40+90k)|| |
|12|| Centurion||Ghoul Runner||7||3||3||7||Dodge|| ||4||0||1||0||0||0||3||70k (70+0k)|| |
|13|| Jeeves||Zombie||4||3||2||8||Regeneration, Block, Tackle, Strip Ball, Mighty Blow||n||83||0||0||0||8||7||51||40k (40+90k)|| |
|14|| Xïrr||Zombie||4||3||2||8||Regeneration, Block, Mighty Blow|| ||39||1||1||1||4||2||24||40k (40+50k)|| |
|15|| Beckam||Zombie||4||3||2||8||Regeneration|| ||15||0||0||0||0||1||5||40k (40+0k)|| |
|16|| Lycky me||Zombie||4||3||2||8||Regeneration, Block|| ||21||0||0||0||3||0||6||40k (40+20k)|| |
|14 players |
|Games Played:||104 (33/13/58) |||||TD Diff:||-59 (112 - 171) |||||Cas Diff:||-116 (87/78/37 - 163/102/53)|
|Last Opponent: Cryptic Apocalypse|