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Lord's of War
[X2] High Elf
| Club Records:|
Biggest Win => 4 -0 vs Warlizards
Biggest Loss => 0 - 5 Maniac Mammalians II (Preim final)
Most Casulties => 5 vs Mr Whippy's Donut Boys
Most Casulties taken => 5 vs Archfiends of Atrocity
Highest Gate => 86,000 vs Zen Adepts
Most Wins in a row => 2
Most Losses in a row => 3
Most Games without loss => 4
Currently => 1 win
Best Picnic Result=> 1/4 final
Most Touch Downs => 17 Lord Forbidden
Most Casulties => 7 Lord Malice
Most Completions => 69 Lord Brutal
Most MVPS => 6 Shield'ron
Most SPP => 78 Lord Malice
The Tale of the Fans: As they start their 5th season in the SWL the lords look back on how their fans have reacted over the past seasons . From the slow start (only one win in 5 games Q/pool) to playing for the premiership title in just their 4th season. The fans were loud, proud and many (up to 35,000/game) but as the seasons went on the fans started leaving in droves. It seems the fans want the lords to lose more than win, as when they win the fans more often leave and never come back. This season they will be lucky if they can get 12,000 fans to a game. Most of the teams they will face this season will have fan base of 60,000+ so it will be hard for the lords to be inspired by their fans this season as most of the time they will be drowned out by the oppositions fans.
Stats on fans: 7 wins, 2 loss, 1 draw for 10 -1ff (all the ff rolls were 1)
3 wins, 10 loss, 3 draw for 16 +0ff
4 wins, 1 loss for 5 +1ff (all the ff rolls were 6)
The new lord's of the land have to prove themselves of keeping it so they used to go to war which would see thousands dead. It was decided that the young lords (with a few foot soldiers each) would join the SWL in order to prove who was worthy of the honours that a lord earns. So the Lord's of War were joined.
The first season for the Lord's (3rd season on SWL) has come and gone and the Lord's have moved to Divison 2 after finishing 2nd in the third Divison. It was tough for the Lord's and even though they finshed 2nd less and less fans were showing up.
On the good side 2 of their players have been presented with awards for their outstanding play in season 3.
First Lord Brutal received two awards both for passing they are the copper Arrow and the copper Glove. Lord Malice received the Tin Ball for Touch Downs.
We start our second season report (4th season SWL) on a sad note as Lord Envy was killed in the 3rd game by the Warlizard's Saurus Darren. He had justed picked up his third skill Mighty Blow, to go with his block,dodge,jump up and was looking to be a real headache when he was blind sided. Unfortunately the team doctor was dealing with another player at the time and could not get to him. This saw another drop in fans as the Lord Envy fan club no longer comes to the games (approx 3000 to 4000 fans).Envy's son has come into the team and is looking for revenge next season when we play the Warlizards. Lord Malice has had to take over the reins as chief annoying player which he has been doing quite well according to opponent coachs. The season was not a good one for the Lord's and they only just managed to stay in the 2nd divison.
AWARDS TBA When i find out.
The Third Season (5th season SWL) has come and gone and all i can say is that WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS OF 2ND DIVISON. All thanks to the Lads who through themselves infront of some scary front lines. Special mention to Lord Envy who lead the team with some brillant passing (we wont count the Picnic game as he through 3 intercepts opps wasnt suppose to say that) and Lord Malice who seems to have a bulleye stuck to his back as he was fouled on average 3 times a game (lucky the worst he got was a badly hurt) So its off to the Premier League under the new SWL League Format. AWARDS TBA When i find out
|1|| Lord Brutal||Phoenix Warrior||6||3||4||8||Pass, Accurate, Sure Hands, Nerves of Steel, Block, Dodge|| ||43||80||1||0||2||1||92||80k (200k)|| |
|3|| Lord Envy Sr||Dragon Warrior||7||3||4||8||Block, Jump Up, Dodge|| ||9||2||3||1||1||1||20||100k (153k)|| |
|4||L:ord Callus Jr||Lion Warrior||8||3||4||7||Catch, Block, Dodge|| ||6||1||6||0||2||1||28||90k (150k)|| |
|5||Lord Revenge||Lion Warrior||8||3||4||7||Catch, Nerves of Steel, +MA, Dodge, Pass Block||-ma||34||6||11||1||1||3||58||90k (160k)|| |
|8|| Bow'ron||Lineman||6||3||4||7||Block, Tackle, Kick||-av||36||2||1||0||4||5||38||70k (123k)|| |
|9||Spear'ron||Lineman||6||3||5||8||+AG, Pass||n||42||14||3||0||1||0||25||70k (115k)|| |
|10||Shield'ron||Lineman||6||3||4||8||Block, Tackle, Pass Block, Leap||n, n||43||6||1||2||4||8||61||70k (104k)|| |
|12||Helm'ron||Lineman||6||3||4||8||Block, Guard|| ||44||1||2||0||3||1||18||70k (123k)|| |
|13||Boots'ron Jr||Lineman||6||3||4||8|| || ||0||0||0||0||0||0||0||70k (70k)|| |
|14||Glove'ron||Lineman||6||3||4||8||Block, Dodge||n, n||42||2||0||0||6||2||24||70k (87k)|| |
|15||Greives'ron||Lineman||5||3||4||8||Guard, Side Step||-ma, n, m||18||0||0||0||2||4||24||70k (0k)|| |
|10 players (+1 player missing next game) |
|Team Rating:||196 / 156
|Games Played:||44 (18/7/19) |||||TD Diff:||5 (86 - 81) |||||Cas Diff:||-47 (27/11/14 - 54/26/19)|
|Last Opponent: Screaming Scrunchies|