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Da Squigling Shop of Horrorz
Roster [R] Goblin
Amongst the fifteen oldest Goblin teams in the Ranked Divison.
Competing in the FUMBBL Rich List.

Originating from the Jolly Woods in the region of the Old World known as the Untidy States of Amorica, Da Squigling Shop of Horrorz is a travelling company, playing Blood Bowl matches wherever they go. Being chased by debt collectors due to an experiment gone wrong (involving a very vicious and hungry Squigling), they try to generate enough cash to ensure they can one day return to their home again, without having to worry that if they do not pay attention, a blunt or spiked or sharp weapon will find its way into their backs...

The original Da Squigling Shop of Horrorz team members

NOTE: Yes, I am a picker. I do not set this team up against every opponent, just because we have an equal team value. When I see loads of block and tackle combinations or a (claw)pomb-er in your team, a Stunty team will never going to be equal to your team. On the other hand, if you wish to take a bit of a challenge and are willing to face the possibility of taking on some bribed secret weapons or a hired star, then I'm certainly open to suggestions.


Project 'Goblin All-Star'
The challenge is to create a Goblin that can compete to become the Goblin All-Star of all time. So far, various attempts have been made (ending with a 'Splat!' as result), but basically the Goblin with the highest amount of starplayer points has to prove they can lead the time to great(er) heights.

Best All-Time results up to this date
Dmax Foulsteel: MA7 ST2 AG4 AV7 Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Side Step, Sure Feet, Sprint with 5 completions, 18 touchdowns and 4 Most Valuable Player awards for 79 Star Player Points

Moresb Darkshadow: MA6 ST2 AG4 AV7 Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Side Step, Sure Feet, Sprint with 6 completions, 8 touchdowns, 1 interception, 1 casualty and 5 Most Valuable Player awards for 59 Star Player Points

Knoxg Stonebone: MA6 ST3 AG3 AV7 Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Jump Up, Sprint with 5 completions, 6 touchdowns, 10 casualties and 2 Most Valuable Player awards for 53 Star Player Points

Best current result
Dtum Irontongue: MA6 ST2 AG4 AV7 Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Wrestle, Strip Ball, Jump Up, Sure Feet with 46 completions, 14 touchdowns, 4 casualties and 5 Most Valuable Player awards for 121 Star Player Points

Hall of Fame and Records

165 Xbemad Greattwiser (Troll)
121 Dtum Irontongue (Goblin)
92 Tdug Dreadyell (Fanatic) / Mzabk Damnchaos (Troll)
79 Dmax Foulsteel (Goblin) - dead
59 Moresb Darkshadow (Goblin) - dead
18 Dmax Foulsteel (Goblin) - dead
14 Dtum Irontongue (Goblin)
8 Moresb Darkshadow (Goblin) - dead
7 Skutn Ironarse (Pogoer) - dead
6 Knoxg Stonebone (Goblin) - dead
46 Dtum Irontongue (Goblin)
16 Skutn Ironarse (Pogoer) - dead
6 Moresb Darkshadow (Goblin) - dead
5 Dmax Foulsteel (Goblin) / Knoxg Stonebone (Goblin) - dead
1 one retired Pogoer and a big bunch of dead Goblins
2 Skog Metalbreaker (Goblin) - RIP / Skutn Ironarse (Pogoer) - RIP / Buxotk Darkbelch (Goblin) - RIP
1 Moresb Darkshadow (Goblin) - RIP / Mnokeg Ironshred (Goblin) - retired
70 Xbemad Greattwiser (Troll)
36 Mzabk Damnchaos (Troll)
26 Tdug Dreadyell (Fanatic)
11 Tugarn Ironbone (Troll) - RIP
10 Knoxg Stonebone (Goblin) - RIP
9 Ratukb Metaldeath (Looney)
8 Tdug Dreadyell (Fanatic)
6 Max Metalfire (Goblin) - RIP
5 Xbemad Greattwiser (Troll) / Moresb Darkshadow (Goblin) - RIP / Dtum Irontongue (Goblin)
4 Mzabk Damnchaos (Troll) / Dmax Foulsteel (Goblin) / Sgex Damnyell (Goblin) / Rbext Stonecleaver (Bombardier) - RIP / Mnokeg Ironshred (Goblin) - retired
97 Xbemad Greattwiser (Troll)
96 Tdug Dreadyell (Fanatic)
95 Ratukb Metaldeath (Looney)
73 Mzabk Damnchaos (Troll)
71 Dtum Irontongue (Goblin)
709 Xbemad Greattwiser (Troll)
448 Mzabk Damnchaos (Troll)
367 Tdug Dreadyell (Fanatic)
202 Ratukb Metaldeath (Looney)
151 Knoxg Stonebone (Goblin) - RIP
12 Ratukb Metaldeath (Looney) / Mnokeg Ironshred (Goblin) - retired
9 Bted Bigtooth (Goblin) - retired
5 Dmax Foulsteel (Goblin) / Zexasr Giantgibber (Goblin) / Gxezud Bigkiller (Goblin) - RIP / Genx Madyell (Goblin) - retired
4 Moresb Darkshadow (Goblin) - RIP / Zuk Giantlaugh (Goblin) - RIP / Name Ser Madblade (Goblin) - RIP
3 Rakozt Giantbeast (Goblin) / Medans Greattracker (Goblin) / Kon Ironmurder (Goblin) / Zganed Greatcutter (Goblin) - RIP / Brutos Ironhand (Goblin) - RIP
165 Dtum Irontongue (Goblin)
42 Skutn Ironarse (Pogoer) - RIP
25 Moresb Darkshadow (Goblin) - RIP
23 Dmax Foulsteel (Goblin) / Nux Greatstalker (Pogoer) - retired
12 Knoxg Stonebone (Goblin) - RIP
516 Dtum Irontongue (Goblin)
364 Dmax Foulsteel (Goblin) / Skutn Ironarse (Pogoer) - RIP
162 Moresb Darkshadow (Goblin) - RIP
115 Knoxg Stonebone (Goblin) - RIP
100 Nux Greatstalker (Pogoer) - retired

Result tracker
0-509/3/3841 - 11164/48/12 - 117/23/10
51-603/1/613 - 249/6/1 - 19/5/4
61-700/1/99 - 3210/9/3 - 34/10/2
71-801/0/910 - 3111/7/2 - 27/3/0
81-900/0/1010 - 2810/15/2 - 25/7/2
91-1003/0/75 - 2113/9/1 - 28/4/10
101-1100/0/00 - 00/0/0 - 0/0/0

Statistics and Honours


Winning: 2 • unbeaten: 2 • without win: 20 • losing: 20

Top Results

Highest win: 4-3 • highest loss: 3-5 • most combined touchdowns: 8
Most casualties inflicted: 9 • most casualties suffered: 8 • most combined casualties: 14

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Progression: Standard
1 Xbemad GreattwiserTroll46110Mighty Blow, Always Hungry, Loner, Really Stupid, Regeneration, Throw Team-Mate, Juggernaut, Break Tackle, Guard, +AV, +ST 99000715167110k (110+140k) 
2Mzabk DamnchaosTroll4519Mighty Blow, Always Hungry, Loner, Really Stupid, Regeneration, Throw Team-Mate, Break Tackle, Guard, Block, Grab, Dodge 7500037599110k (110+120k) 
3 Tdug DreadyellFanatic3737Ball & Chain, No Hands, Secret Weapon, Stunty, Multiple Block, Mighty Blow, Grab, Guard, Stand Firm 980002689270k (70+100k) 
4Bzerom BigmawPogoer7237Dodge, Leap, Very Long Legs, Stunty 400000070k (70+0k) 
5Guzomr BigmouthBomma6237Dodge, Bombardier, Secret Weapon, Stunty 3300001540k (40+0k) 
6 Ratukb MetaldeathLooney6237Chainsaw, Secret Weapon, Stunty, Dodge, Jump Up, Side Step 97000194740k (40+60k) 
7Duzatr EvilbelchGoblin6237Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty 200000040k (40+0k) 
8 Rakozt GiantbeastGoblin6237Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty 3200001540k (40+0k) 
9Kner Madscream IXGoblin6237Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty 100000040k (40+0k) 
10Xekd IronrantGoblin6237Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty 500000040k (40+0k) 
11Zuresg FoulshadeGoblin6237Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty 200000040k (40+0k) 
12Dnetb StonejeerGoblin6237Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Side Step 9020011140k (40+20k) 
13Brutos Ironhand IIIGoblin6237Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty 000000040k (40+0k) 
14Kon IronmurderGoblin6237Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Side Step 51110021440k (40+20k) 
15 Dtum IrontongueGoblin6247Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Wrestle, +AG, Strip Ball, Jump Up, Sure Feet 73461504512440k (40+140k) 
15 players  
Coach:SkavenLordVinshqueek Re-Rolls (120k):3  
Race:Goblin Fan Factor:7  
Team Value:1720k Assistant Coaches:1  
Treasury:70000 Cheerleaders:1  
Tournament Weight:1720k Apothecary:Yes  

Games Played:100 (16/5/79) |TD Diff:-160 (88 - 248) |Cas Diff:-96 (117/94/21 - 250/50/28)
Last Opponent: Inzane