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Snotre Dame
P [L] Ogre
We are the fighting ogres of Snotre Dame "Special School" - the most ancient of all active teams on LÖBBL. We have met almost all teams that ever competed and lost to them all. But nothing stops the Ogres from coming back again and again.

The first season contained mythical teams never seen thereafter, and was filled with hillarious snotling throwing. Snotre Dame was feared for their slaughting skills killing more than one opponent per two games. The team won a match by walk over - which was a dissapointment. Not a chance at the playoffs - obviously.

GAME 1 - Robotech Macross 1-4
Six Ogres - Many many snotlings - 0 Rerolls
GATE: 7000 - 6000 (SnD got FAME!!)

Robotech loses the cointoss but Snotre Dame choses to kick anyway.
KO: Cheering fans - Robotech gains a reroll
The drive starts with three blocked ogres and two armour breaks. The vamps resists bloodlust but needs to reroll once. Ball picked up by one of the blood suckers and is protected by a semi-cage.

Snotre Dame tries to reply with Mac blocking a vamp to the ground. Charlie goes bonehead. Dee throws a snot some eight squares and stunnes the top corner of the semi-cage. Frank tries to blitz the, now unprotected, ball-carrying vamp - but goes bonehead. Cricket takes a step forward to gain momentum. The snots gather around the stunned corner-thrall and group fouls him - but nothing slips by the ref tonight. Charsnot Perelli is OUT. Thrall stays stunned obviously.

After a group block on the fearless momentum-seeking-Cricket the ball-vamp slides through and completes a quick pass. After some cheap fruitless blitzes and blocks on a poor snotling - the thrall with the ball scores: 0-1

All knockoutees recover in both teams
KO: Cheering fans - Both teams gains a reroll each
Ball is kicked far away but lands within the boundaries of the pitch.
Three thralls on the line together. Charlie blitzes the top one for a push. Then Mac and Cricket blocks. Sweet Dee goes bonehead. Snotling fouls - stunned, but shortly afterwards Frank throws that very snotling away only to crash the ground to be stunned himself as well. Dennis takes some steps towards the ball, and Eros Ramsnotti steps on it and drops it.

The entire team of Robetech just slips away and runs for the ball.

Frank and Sweet Dee steps towards a vamp each to "gain momentum". Snot foul. Cricket throws Naomi Snotts - badly hurting her. Charlie and Mac seeks up a thrall each and Dennis blitzes the thrall closest to the ball. Eros once more fumbles the pick up.

Vamps resist blood lust and stunns Frank. Eros is blitzed to a push. A vamp falls on a dodge.

Mac wastes the newly won Reroll with a double-skull block - turning it to a pow - no armour break. Dee and Charlie does the same (except the doubble-skulls).

Eros Ramsanotti scores a TD - later sneaks in and steals the MVP subsequently levels and proves to be a sneaky git. From now on no more snots on the friggin´ MVP-assignment-list!

Six Ogres - A great many snotlings - 2 Rerolls
Killing machinery stopped abrubtly and the games went less hilarious and more sleepy. No touchdowns at all during the season and the team got more and more dependent on MVP-assignments. Demoted to Hog bowl-playoffs which ended instantly
PlayerInflictionLong term
1Lynn Minmei
Robotech Macross
So very deadN/A
Esa Keskinen
Tjoffsan's soldater
Niggling InjurySmashed anckle three games later and got -MA. Team retires the game after that
3Stefan Liv
Tjoffsan's soldater
Dead. Ironic, isn't it?N/A
Limmared Lowlifes
Too deadN/A
5Payne D. Spencer
Wafer-thin Mints
Dead or Dead according to apothecaryN/A
6Alexander Weaklightning
Limmared Lowlifes
Dead lonerN/A
Reassembling Skeletons
-AVThe beginning of a season of injuries for the team, which ultimatly was the team's last(?)
Ulric Bluestone
Limmared Lowlifes
-MALoner that got his freelance endavours forever spoiled
-STShe struggled on for three games(!) but was ultimatly retired as a direct consequence
Lekfulla Gutar
Niggling InjuryDied two games afterwards
11Graham Hideoussnake
Wafer-thin Mints
Another Dead lonerN/A
Deader than deadN/A
13Herblore Incence Hummingbird
Rat Banjo's
Simply DeadN/A
Niggling InjuryToo early to analyze the legacy of this injury
15Kevin Klen
Målsryd Weavers
Snot Block Dead.N/A

And this excludes all the MNGs, Badlyhurts and Apothecary saves commited during our games. Some wannabe badasses do include those. We stick to the things that matter

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Progression: Standard
1 DennisOgre5539Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Bone-head, Throw Team-Mate, +AG, Sure Hands, Strong Arm, Break Tackle 2617504565140k (140+110k) 
2 Sweet DeeOgre5529Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Bone-head, Throw Team-Mate, Guard, Juggernautn240105118140k (140+40k) 
3 MacOgre5529Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Bone-head, Throw Team-Mate, Break Tackle, Grab, Juggernaut 260007434140k (140+60k) 
4Sandu CiorbaOgre5529Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Bone-head, Throw Team-Mate, Guard, Break Tackle 100004218140k (140+40k) 
5CostanzaOgre5529Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Bone-head, Throw Team-Mate, Break Tackle 70000210140k (140+20k) 
6 Rickety CricketOgre5529Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Bone-head, Throw Team-Mate, Guard, Stand Firm, Block 260005535140k (140+70k) 
7Emma SnottsonRunt5135Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy 200000020k (20+0k) 
8 Eros RamasnottiRunt5135Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Sneaky Git 24020011120k (20+20k) 
9Ray LisnottaRunt5135Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy 600000020k (20+0k) 
10 Naomi Snotts IIRunt5135Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Diving Catch, Catch 18170002220k (20+40k) 
11 Ridley SnotRunt5125Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy-ag2400000020k (20+0k) 
12Snotto von BismarckRunt5135Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy 500000020k (20+0k) 
13Marsnot WallströmRunt5135Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy 100000020k (20+0k) 
14Luciano PavasnottiRunt5135Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy 100000020k (20+0k) 
15Leo SnotskijRunt4134Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy-av, -ma2100000020k (20+0k) 
16 Vilsnot SjömanRunt5135Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy 2310000120k (20+0k) 
16 players  
Coach:frylen Re-Rolls (140k):3  
Race:Ogre Fan Factor:2  
Team Value:1770k Assistant Coaches:3  
Treasury:40000 Cheerleaders:2  
Tournament Weight:1770k Apothecary:Yes  

Games Played:26 (0/2/24) |TD Diff:-59 (15 - 74) |Cas Diff:-29 (26/13/8 - 58/12/6)
Last Opponent: Ostfront