We are the fighting ogres of Snotre Dame "Special School" - the most ancient of all active teams on LÖBBL. We have met almost all teams that ever competed and lost to them all. But nothing stops the Ogres from coming back again and again.
The first season contained mythical teams never seen thereafter, and was filled with hillarious snotling throwing. Snotre Dame was feared for their slaughting skills killing more than one opponent per two games. The team won a match by walk over - which was a dissapointment. Not a chance at the playoffs - obviously.
GAME 1 - Robotech Macross
Six Ogres - Many many snotlings - 0 Rerolls
GATE: 7000 - 6000 (SnD got FAME!!)
Robotech loses the cointoss but Snotre Dame choses to kick anyway.
KO: Cheering fans - Robotech gains a reroll
The drive starts with three blocked ogres and two armour breaks. The vamps resists bloodlust but needs to reroll once. Ball picked up by one of the blood suckers and is protected by a semi-cage.
Snotre Dame tries to reply with Mac blocking a vamp to the ground. Charlie goes bonehead. Dee throws a snot some eight squares and stunnes the top corner of the semi-cage. Frank tries to blitz the, now unprotected, ball-carrying vamp - but goes bonehead. Cricket takes a step forward to gain momentum. The snots gather around the stunned corner-thrall and group fouls him - but nothing slips by the ref tonight. Charsnot Perelli is OUT. Thrall stays stunned obviously.
After a group block on the fearless momentum-seeking-Cricket the ball-vamp slides through and completes a quick pass. After some cheap fruitless blitzes and blocks on a poor snotling - the thrall with the ball scores: 0-1
All knockoutees recover in both teams
KO: Cheering fans - Both teams gains a reroll each
Ball is kicked far away but lands within the boundaries of the pitch.
Three thralls on the line together. Charlie blitzes the top one for a push. Then Mac and Cricket blocks. Sweet Dee goes bonehead. Snotling fouls - stunned, but shortly afterwards Frank throws that very snotling away only to crash the ground to be stunned himself as well. Dennis takes some steps towards the ball, and Eros Ramsnotti steps on it and drops it.
The entire team of Robetech just slips away and runs for the ball.
Frank and Sweet Dee steps towards a vamp each to "gain momentum". Snot foul. Cricket throws Naomi Snotts - badly hurting her. Charlie and Mac seeks up a thrall each and Dennis blitzes the thrall closest to the ball. Eros once more fumbles the pick up.
Vamps resist blood lust and stunns Frank. Eros is blitzed to a push. A vamp falls on a dodge.
Mac wastes the newly won Reroll with a double-skull block - turning it to a pow - no armour break. Dee and Charlie does the same (except the doubble-skulls).
Eros Ramsanotti scores a TD - later sneaks in and steals the MVP subsequently levels and proves to be a sneaky git. From now on no more snots on the friggin´ MVP-assignment-list!
Six Ogres - A great many snotlings - 2 Rerolls
Killing machinery stopped abrubtly and the games went less hilarious and more sleepy. No touchdowns at all during the season and the team got more and more dependent on MVP-assignments. Demoted to Hog bowl-playoffs which ended instantly