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Roster [L] Khemri Tomb Kings
When Duchess Mushka had her takeover bid for the Downtown Demolishers rejected, she conspired to have the team poisoned and subsequently raised. Ended up being far cheaper this way too*. The choice of zombie or skeleton was an easy one, as skeletons are easier on the nose. Protip: You can pretty much just hose them down after a match. After that it was simple to pose as an accident work lawyer and trick then into signing a ten year contract, (they thought it was a claim for damages against the restaurant). A name change**, and a lick of paint on the kit and even their regular league opponents haven't recognised them. After all, teams disappear all the time don't they? Especially one notorious for destroying houses during victory celebrations.

Hoping to encourage her children to do something healthy like playing blood bowl for once, instead of just listening to all these town square squawkers that have been popping up lately, Mushka named all players after the names she remembered her precious little ones continually babble about.

Now she coaches them with pride. Didn't they used to be better than this though?! Taking their drop in performance as a personal slight (are they still mad about the whole having them killed thing?) rather than due to their lack of ligaments and tendons, Duchess/Coach Mushka meters out harsh punishments on each and every failure her subjects - sorry players - make.

* At least the upfront cost, you have no idea how much Bloodweiser the players drink now they don't have a liver to manage.

** To mimic one of those odd Khemri teams that no one pays attention to. Always talking about back in their day, very tiresome indeed.

Rumour has it there exists a skeleton made up of the other halves of Vlad and Nikita. Reward if found.
Update: Original Vlad and Nikita retired!

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Progression: Standard
# Name Position Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs vp Sp Cost  
1PewDiePieAnointed Blitzer6328Block, Regeneration, Guard 301001890k (90+20k) 
2 Dude PerfectAnointed Blitzer6328Block, Regeneration 300010290k (90+0k) 
3BadabunAnointed Thrower6327Pass, Regeneration, Sure Hands, Block 301001870k (70+20k) 
4 Like NastyaAnointed Thrower6327Pass, Regeneration, Sure Hands, Leader 311001970k (70+20k) 
5 Kids DianaSkeleton Lineman5327Regeneration, Thick Skull 300000040k (40+0k) 
6 Colin FurzeSkeleton Lineman5327Regeneration, Thick Skull 100000040k (40+0k) 
7JuegaGermanSkeleton Lineman5327Regeneration, Thick Skull 300000040k (40+0k) 
8El RubiusSkeleton Lineman5327Regeneration, Thick Skull 301000340k (40+0k) 
10 FernanflooSkeleton Lineman5327Regeneration, Thick Skull 300000040k (40+0k) 
11 VocĂȘ Sabia?Skeleton Lineman5327Regeneration, Thick Skull 300000040k (40+0k) 
13 Vegetta777Skeleton Lineman5327Regeneration, Thick Skull 300000040k (40+0k) 
14Luisito ComunicaSkeleton Lineman5327Regeneration, Thick Skull 300000040k (40+0k) 
12 players  
Coach: Muff2n Re-Rolls (140k): 2  
Race: Khemri Tomb Kings Fan Factor: 3  
Team Value: 870k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 80000 Cheerleaders: 0  
Tournament Weight: 870k Apothecary: No  

Games Played:3 (1/2/0) |TD Diff:1 (4 - 3) |Cas Diff:0 (1/1/0 - 0/0/2)
Last Opponent: Shamoozle Kaboos