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|"Where da goober are we boss?"|
"Dunno ladz. Those stunties sure led us on a bit of a run."
"Why da sky so big boss?"
"What woz dat boss?" Bloody kangaroo bounces past.
"Why is it so empty boss?"
"Enuff ladz! Da beardz at the last reckon'd dere waz blood bowl here - so who carez!"
<div style="display: block;text-align: justify;">So into the great southern wastes league they went, except an odd thing happened. They did so much running to get all the way to the southern wastes, they turned out a pathetically elvish looking unit (move and agility skill rolls in abundance!) for their first season. Now they're trying dead 'ard to remember what it was to be orcy!</div>
<div style="display: block;text-align: justify;"><b>Season 5 Picnic</b> - rollicked along until we met the Duke in the 3rd round. Kami seems to think the Duke will be small fry by the time he's developed into a mighty bb star.</div>
<div style="display: block;text-align: justify;"><b>Season 6 Regionals</b> - Fairly easy trot through for a win. Coach Snorri is worried it did 'em no favours in teaching em how to be dead 'ard! </div>
<div style="display: block;text-align: justify;"><b>Season 6 Picnic</b> - The lads had a good draw through to the semi-finals where they were getting pumped up for some big games. But, everybody knows Nuffle loves a good joke and the lads reckon they even saw him ride in on a giant kangaroo and spoil their plans in what they expected to be an easy quarter final. Decimated by Nuffle's handicaps, the ones who made it onto the pitch fought dead 'ard while greatly outstrengthed to a 1-1 draw....only to find themselves losin' a coin toss to a one sided penny and watching the other side continue on to the semi-final where they conspicuously forfeited their game to a khemri outfit. The travesty!</div>
<div style="display: block;text-align: justify;"><b>Season 7 Conferences</b> - So far its been a rugged campaign against Nuffle's accursed handicaps! But the lads comin' out on top - can they make it to premier? Eventually stormed home with a big win over the other strong contender of the conference group, Coach Neverborn's Smack Down. This season also saw Kami retire and become assistant coach. He figured the lads were never gonna shape up while they could rely on him to do it all for em'!</div>
<i>Will the Premiership finally beat the elvishness out of the ladz?</i>
<div style="display: block;text-align: justify;"><b>Season 8 Premier</b> - What a season! Despite a dismal start afflicted by the Nuffles (lost a won game with a late turn 16 oversight and another all but won crashed game that couldn't reload and saw the restart turn into a flogging against us) they rebounded with a mighty win against the long undefeated premiers, the Southside Stone Smashers. Playing like da orcies they were meant to be, they also brought down two of the stunties! It set up an exciting finish to Prem. where 5 teams found themselves all within a slingshot of the premiership! Ah, but for that crashed game! No sense in fixating on the futile though...these lads were simply proud to have been a competitive part in the Premiership for Season 8!</div>
<div style="display: block;text-align: justify;"><b>Season 8 Twahnlow's</b> - <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=1113333">Konundrum</a> strutted his stuff throughout the Premiership, leaving no doubts as to who was 'da elf of prem' while picking up awards for the Golden Arm, Boomerang and Arrow.</div>
<div style="display: block;text-align: justify;"><b>Veteran's League</b> - After a major reshuffling in the SWL and fans flocking to the stadium at Snorriheim for the Vanguard games, the Krasherz decide to take to the green paddocks of the Veteran's League. They have rumbled with an all time high ranking of 273/234!
|1||Bulwark||Black Orc Blocker||4||4||2||9||Block|| ||14||0||1||0||0||2||13||80k (80+20k)|| |
|2||Queer||Thrower||5||3||3||8||Sure Hands, Pass, Accurate, Safe Throw|| ||26||10||2||0||0||0||16||70k (70+40k)|| |
|3||Bozo||Black Orc Blocker||4||4||2||9||Block|| ||9||0||1||0||0||2||13||80k (80+20k)|| |
|4|| Stompa||Troll||4||5||2||9||Loner, Always Hungry, Mighty Blow, Really Stupid, Regeneration, Throw Team-Mate, Block, Guard, +AG, Multiple Block|| ||58||0||0||0||19||5||63||110k (110+110k)|| |
|5|| Rock'ead II||Blitzer||6||3||3||9||Block, Tackle, Guard, Pass Block, Mighty Blow|| ||31||0||12||1||10||1||63||80k (80+80k)|| |
|6||Gubbalub||Lineman||5||4||3||9||+ST, Block|| ||12||3||1||0||1||2||18||50k (50+70k)|| |
|7|| Bombastik||Black Orc Blocker||4||4||2||9||Block, Guard, Mighty Blow, Tackle|| ||45||0||0||0||13||6||56||80k (80+80k)|| |
|8|| Goon||Lineman||5||3||5||9||+AG, Block, +AG, Pass Block|| ||58||8||10||0||2||3||57||50k (50+120k)|| |
|9|| Gimp||Lineman||5||3||3||9||Block, Kick, Dirty Player|| ||56||0||3||0||5||6||49||50k (50+60k)|| |
|10|| Kazi III||Goblin||6||2||3||7||Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Side Step|| ||9||0||3||0||0||0||9||40k (40+20k)|| |
|11||Sooey||Goblin||6||2||3||7||Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty||m||2||0||0||0||0||0||0||40k (0k)|| |
|12||Ludikrous||Blitzer||6||3||3||9||Block|| ||4||0||1||0||0||0||3||80k (80+0k)|| |
|16||Bongo||Black Orc Blocker||4||4||2||9||Block, Guard|| ||41||0||1||0||6||2||25||80k (80+40k)|| |
|12 players (+1 player missing next game) |
|Games Played:||58 (34/12/12) |||||TD Diff:||38 (101 - 63) |||||Cas Diff:||41 (63/44/23 - 53/24/12)|
|Last Opponent: Fallen Wasters|