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Too Drunk To Block
P [L] Orc
Too Drunk, the infamous drinkers and brawlers of the amateur leagues have finally gone pro joining the prestigious FUMBBL league.

'The Drunk' are much better known for their outrageous pre and post game parties than for their actual play on a blood bowl field.
They are rarely able to play more than once in a week with pre game parties lasting at least two days and post game parties another three, and even longer if they actually win.

With all this drinking they have little or no time to train, which may partly explain their poor match record. There is also the fact that many of the team are often 'unwell' following the previous nights pre-game party if not still completely drunk where the pre-game party lasted right up until kick off.

Unusually for an orc team Drunk's strength comes from their three immense, female blockers Margarita, Neuf Du Pape and Bloody Mary.
Margarita leads the team as captain and along with Diamond White the 'Ladies' are easily able to out drink most of the males on the team as well as able to put their fair share of opponents in the hospital. Don't upset this lot on a night out!

Favourite Opponents: Halflings. They always put on a great spread and the Drunk just love beating the little guys up.

Fouling: Not great foulers but hey, if a big guy is just laying there...


The Drunk Anthem

Sing, sing where ever you may be,
We are the drunk and disorderly,
Oh we don’t give a ****
And we don’t give a ****
‘Cause we’re goin 'ome with the Open [L]eague Cup!


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Progression: Standard
#NamePositionMaStAgAvSkillsInjGCpTdItCsvpSpCostOp
1AbsolutBlack Orc Blocker4429  100000080k (80+0k) 
2 Neuf Du PapeBlack Orc Blocker4629+ST, Block, Mighty Blow, +ST, Break Tackle 9300048612680k (80+160k) 
3Jack Silver SelectBlack Orc Blocker4429Block 6000021080k (80+20k) 
4BordeauxBlitzer6339Block, Mighty Blow, Piling On, Guard, Tackle, Dodge 480601958180k (80+110k) 
5Special BrewBlitzer6339Block 800010280k (80+0k) 
6SmirnoffBlitzer6339Block, Mighty Blow, Piling On, Dodge, Tackle, Frenzy 3911202118480k (80+110k) 
7Old Golden HenBlitzer5339Block, Mighty Blow-ma19110311580k (80+20k) 
8CarlsbergLineman5439Block, +ST, Tackle 67230734050k (50+90k) 
9Stella ArtoisLineman5339Block, Dirty Player 31010142550k (50+40k) 
10Jim BeamBlack Orc Blocker4429Block, Mighty Blow, Guard 360001534580k (80+60k) 
11GuinessLineman5339Block, Dirty Player 31310021650k (50+40k) 
12StrongbowLineman5339  400000050k (50+0k) 
13FostersLineman5339  200001550k (50+0k) 
14MerlotThrower5348Sure Hands, Pass, Block, Tackle, Accurate, +AG, Strip Ball 5782203611070k (70+120k) 
14 players  
Coach:koadah Re-Rolls (120k):5  
Race:Orc Fan Factor:7  
Team Value:2150k Assistant Coaches:0  
Treasury:140000 Cheerleaders:0  
Tournament Weight:2150k Apothecary:Yes  

Games Played:96 (34/18/44) |TD Diff:-19 (88 - 107) |Cas Diff:18 (104/81/26 - 100/60/33)
Last Opponent: Evil Crawling Eye