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[SLO] Too Drunk To Block
Roster [L] Orc
Too Drunk, the infamous drinkers and brawlers of the amateur leagues have finally gone pro joining the prestigious FUMBBL league.

'The Drunk' are much better known for their outrageous pre and post game parties than for their actual play on a blood bowl field.
They are rarely able to play more than once in a week with pre game parties lasting at least two days and post game parties another three, and even longer if they actually win.

With all this drinking they have little or no time to train, which may partly explain their poor match record. There is also the fact that many of the team are often 'unwell' following the previous nights pre-game party if not still completely drunk where the pre-game party lasted right up until kick off.

Unusually for an orc team Drunk's strength comes from their three immense, female blockers Margarita, Neuf Du Pape and Bloody Mary.
Margarita leads the team as captain and along with Diamond White the 'Ladies' are easily able to out drink most of the males on the team as well as able to put their fair share of opponents in the hospital. Don't upset this lot on a night out!

Favourite Opponents: Halflings. They always put on a great spread and the Drunk just love beating the little guys up.

Fouling: Not great foulers but hey, if a big guy is just laying there...

The Drunk Anthem
(To the tune of Lord of the Dance)

Sing, sing where ever you may be,
We are the drunk and disorderly,
Oh we don’t give a ****
And we don’t give a ****
‘Cause we’re goin 'ome with the Open [L]eague Cup!

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# Name Position Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs vp Sp Cost  
1AbsolutBlack Orc Blocker4429Block, Guard 5010031880k (80+40k) 
2 Neuf Du PapeBlack Orc Blocker4629+ST, Block, Mighty Blow, +ST, Break Tackle 9700054613880k (80+160k) 
3Jack Silver SelectBlack Orc Blocker4429Block 10000121280k (80+20k) 
4BordeauxBlitzer6339Block, Mighty Blow, Piling On, Guard, Tackle, Dodge 520602158580k (80+110k) 
5Special BrewBlitzer6339Block 1200010280k (80+0k) 
6SmirnoffBlitzer6339Block, Mighty Blow, Piling On, Dodge, Tackle, Frenzy 4311202419080k (80+110k) 
7ElephantBlitzer6339Block 000000080k (80+0k) 
8CarlsbergLineman5439Block, +ST, Tackle 71230734050k (50+90k) 
9Stella ArtoisLineman5339Block, Dirty Player 35010142550k (50+40k) 
10Jim BeamBlack Orc Blocker4429Block, Mighty Blow, Guard 400001634780k (80+60k) 
11GuinessLineman5339Block, Dirty Player 35310021650k (50+40k) 
12StrongbowLineman5339  800000050k (50+0k) 
13FostersLineman5339Wrestle 6000021050k (50+20k) 
14MerlotThrower5348Sure Hands, Pass, Block, Tackle, Accurate, +AG, Strip Ball 6182403611670k (70+120k) 
14 players  
Coach: koadah Re-Rolls (120k): 5  
Race: Orc Fan Factor: 9  
Team Value: 2210k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 130000 Cheerleaders: 0  
Tournament Weight: 2210k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:100 (36/19/45) |TD Diff:-17 (92 - 109) |Cas Diff:30 (113/86/27 - 102/61/33)
Last Opponent: Wyrms and Gekkos