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Elite Robbing Hoodz
Roster [R] Human
A low down band of rustlers, cut throats, murderers,
bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs,
nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con men,
Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers,
bushwhackers, hornswogglers, horse thieves,
bull dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, ass-kickers,
sh1t-kickers and Methodists!

*** ONGOING TEAM HISTORY ***

With 4 niggles and 2 agility drops this team is turning into the walking wounded... or possibly dwarfs such are their ball handling skills.
The last 3 games have been disasterous and they need a serious comeback.

***TEAM NOW UNDER RECONTRUCTION****

Back up to 12 players with 2 nigglers... a couple more games without nasty accidents and the team will be ready to play anyone again.

Welsh Pimpernel became the teams second star player, he picked up +STR!.... and another niggle bah. Recontruction ongoing...

Ouch! Team suffered 2 RIP's in 1 game against Skeloboys skaven,
back down to 12 players with 2 nigglers. Can they get in shape for
a Christmas tourney in time now?

Suffered 4 SI's in last match against Emphasy, including the apoth failing for a niggle on my ogre :( Can anyone say RECOVERY GAME? ow

Recovery game against some dark elfs, no permanent damage
Game 34 against high elves, suffered no CAS at all. Ogre brought and team is fairly fit again...

40 games old now and the team is at full strength, keeping 2 nigglers deliberately, and even have spare cash to splash on the odd star.
Recently beat and outbashed dwarves. rawr!

Game 42, mmmm total and complete Dicerape with 4 SI's and 3 RIPs..and that was with my opponant being fairly nice! Today we hold a minutes silence for... Faegan... Hustler...and Headley Lamarr, our best wishes to their famalies.
#10 Headly Lamarr (Death)
#11 Faegan (Death)
#12 El Guapo (Niggling Injury)
#16 Hustler (Death)

Game 46, this time inflicted a dicerape on a poor skaven side causing their retirement. Welsh Pimpernel reach Superstar status, causing a RIP in the game.

Game 52, the death of our greatest star Welsh Pimpernel with an apoth fail, and the retirement of the team vice Captain Little Don. A dark day but yet a victory.
#2 Little Don (Miss Game)
#2 Little Don (Niggling Injury)
#3 Welsh Pimpernel (Death)
#11 Mike Balls (Miss Game)
#14 Reverend Johnson (Death)

Game 86, The hoodz are in the best shape of their lives and have entered the Humans XFL

Game 90, The hoodz are in peak physical condition and playing in the GLT!

Game 94, The Hoodz WIN GLT VI: Forlorn Races Qualifiers 1 and advance to theirs and the coaches first majors final \o/ \o/

some future player names:

Half man Half machine
Olson Johnson
El Guapo Turbo

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Progression: Standard
#NamePositionMaStAgAvSkillsInjGCpTdItCsvpSpCostOp
1 Pancho VillaCatcher9255Catch, Dodge, Block, +MA, +AG, +AG, Sprint-av, -av643250229260k (60+150k) 
2 The Welsh Pimpernell IIBlitzer7338Block, Guard, Mighty Blow 14210232490k (90+40k) 
3 Teh MaggotBlitzer7348Block, Guard, Stand Firm, +AG, Dauntless 310122526090k (90+100k) 
4 Dark HelmetBlitzer7338Block, Stand Firm, Guard, Mighty Blow 40280434990k (90+60k) 
5 The Wako KidLineman6338Block, Dirty Player, Tackle, Guard 68220875950k (50+90k) 
6 MungoOgre5628Loner, Bone-head, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team-Mate, +ST, Guard, Grab-av, m270008331140k (0k) 
7 High plains DrifterLineman6328Block, Dirty Player, Fend-ag36011343150k (50+60k) 
8 Olson JohnsonThrower6338Sure Hands, Pass, Block, Accuratem19620011770k (0k) 
9 Action JacksonBlitzer7438Block, Guard, +ST, Frenzy, Tackle, Stand Firmn712602348690k (90+130k) 
10 Angel EyesLineman6338Block, Tackle 34020432950k (50+40k) 
11El Guapo TurboCatcher8237Catch, Dodge 100000060k (60+0k) 
12 Topper HarleyLineman6338Guard, Block 28130312150k (50+50k) 
14 Jack BurtonLineman6338Block, Tackle 18100232050k (50+40k) 
15 Ronny RonsenthalLineman5327Block, Kick, Guard, Tackle, Dirty Player-ma, -av, -ag912302168350k (50+110k) 
12 players (+2 players missing next game)  
Coach:Gritter Re-Rolls (100k):4  
Race:Human Fan Factor:14  
Team Value:2040k Assistant Coaches:0  
Treasury:90000 Cheerleaders:0  
Tournament Weight:2380k Apothecary:Yes  

Games Played:100 (49/14/37) |TD Diff:16 (157 - 141) |Cas Diff:5 (117/73/42 - 100/93/34)
Last Opponent: Nickellbacks