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Roster [R] Halfling
Cartman: Well, I've been lickin' this carpet for 3 whole hours and I don't
feel like a lesbian.

Cartman: Attention shoppers! Outside today, we have a cripple fight. Cripple fight, outside!

Team captained by Chef.

Here some wise words of bloodbowl advice from him:

"You've got to hold the football like you would hold your lover. Gently, yet
firmly. You wanna be both nurturing and clinging at the same time. Oh,
yes. Just like making sweet love to the football. Be naughty with the
football. Mmmm, spank it. Ever so gently. Spank it. Oh, uh, sorry, children."

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Progression: Standard
# Name Position Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs vp Sp Cost  
1 Cartman IITreeman26110Mighty Blow, Stand Firm, Strong Arm, Thick Skull, Take Root, Throw Team-Mate, Timmm-ber! 3000000120k (120+0k) 
2 Timmeh!Treeman26110Mighty Blow, Stand Firm, Strong Arm, Thick Skull, Take Root, Throw Team-Mate, Timmm-ber!, Multiple Block, Guard 70007119120k (120+40k) 
3 Sexual Harassment PandaHalfling Hopeful5236Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Sure Feet, Sprint 7040011730k (30+40k) 
4 StanHalfling Hopeful5236Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty 700010230k (30+0k) 
5 KyleHalfling Hopeful5236Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty 701010530k (30+0k) 
6 KennyHalfling Hopeful5236Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty 700000030k (30+0k) 
7Butters IIHalfling Hopeful5236Dodge, Right Stuff, Stuntym100000030k (0k) 
8 Mr. GarrisonHalfling Hopeful5236Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Side Step 7010211230k (30+20k) 
9 Mr. HankeyHalfling Hopeful5236Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Sprint, Sure Feet 7030122130k (30+40k) 
10The DawgHalfling Hopeful5236Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty 000000030k (30+0k) 
11 Dont Crowdpush People PandaHalfling Hopeful5236Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty 201000330k (30+0k) 
12 Mr. HatHalfling Hopeful5236Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty 700000030k (30+0k) 
13 TerranceHalfling Hopeful5236Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty 700020430k (30+0k) 
14 PhilipHalfling Hopeful5236Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty 700000030k (30+0k) 
15 ChefHalfling Hopeful5236Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Side Step 7010211230k (30+20k) 
14 players (+1 player missing next game)  
Coach:Gritter Re-Rolls (120k):4  
Race:Halfling Fan Factor:13  
Team Value:1190k (±180) Assistant Coaches:1  
Treasury:40000 Cheerleaders:0  
Tournament Weight:1220k Apothecary:Yes  

Games Played:7 (5/1/1) |TD Diff:7 (13 - 6) |Cas Diff:11 (10/11/4 - 8/1/5)
Last Opponent: Frenzied Grid Surfers