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'Mayhem Midgets'
Roster [R] Chaos Dwarf
The Hall of Fame
Chiron was the first legendary player in all of Gromrilram's teams.
His career was ended by Emphasy, who pushed him in the crowd.
At the time of his death he had caused 75 CAS to other teams, and accumulated 222 SPP.
Chiron X. showed everything that defines this proud line of bull centaurs:
A passrusher extraordinaire with break tackle, AG3, strip ball, and the terrifying frenzy,
who accumulated 43 touchdowns in 52 games, contributing to 181SPP and legendary status.

Individual Awards

come, sing the chaos song...
You're jokin', you're jokin'
I can't believe my eyes
You're jokin me, you gotta be
This can't be the right guys
They're ancient, They're weak
I don't know which is worse
I might just split a seam now
If I don't die laughing first
Well if I'm feelin' antsy
And there's nothin' much to do
I might just cook a special batch
Of elf and skaven stew
And don't ya know one thing
That would make it work so nice?
A roly-proly Undead Star
To add a little spice
Oh, the sound of rollin' dice
To me is music in the ear
'Cause I'm a gamblin' Mayhem Man
Although I don't play fair
It's much more fun, I must confess
When lives are on the line
Not mine, of course, but yours, old boy
Now that'd be just fine
When Mr. Mayhem Midget says
There's trouble close at hand
You'd better pay attention now
'Cause I'm the Mayhem Man
And if you aren't shakin'
Then something's very wrong
'Cause this may be the last time now
That you hear the chaos song
You're jokin', you're jokin'
I can't believe my ears
Would someone shut this fella up
I'm drownin' in my tears
It's funny, I'm laughing
You really are too much
And now, with your permission
I'm going to do my fluff
Oh, brother, you're something
You put me in a spin
You aren't comprehending
The position that you're in
It's hopeless, you're finished
You haven't got a player
'Cause I'm Mr. Mayhem Midget
And you ain't going nowhere

LRB 4 | Killed Opponents

LRB 4 | Dead Midgets

CRP | Killed Opponents

CRP | Dead Midgets

Opponents of Note
Rooked Again | Tymless
Fun With Goats | Synn
Hellbound Charioteers | Arktoris
Angry Newscasters | Carlo_Pellegatti
Up To Scale | The_Provocateur
Sleeper In Metropolis | Kenty
Forgotten Kings | Christer
LoA | Synn
Ground and Iron | Lomack
Blood Sea Buccaneers | Painstate
Disembowelment Made Easy | Synn
Schmerztal Darkbones | Burnalot
Dead Bunnies United | Synn
Lavino Fighting Hellfishes | JanMattys
Goblin Genome Project | Diabl0658

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Progression: Standard
2Chiron XII.Bull Centaur Blitzer6429Sprint, Sure Feet, Thick Skull 3000000130k (130+0k) 
3 Bynfarch XI.Bull Centaur Blitzer7539Sprint, Sure Feet, Thick Skull, +ST, +MA, Dodge, +AG, Block 51145073165130k (130+170k) 
4Roglam 'Saintslayer' IX.Chaos Dwarf Blocker4329Block, Tackle, Thick Skull 000000070k (70+0k) 
5 Frathag "Angelripper" X.Chaos Dwarf Blocker4329Block, Tackle, Thick Skull, Guard 9000121270k (70+20k) 
6 Ogrim "Holyhammer" XIII.Chaos Dwarf Blocker4329Block, Tackle, Thick Skull, Guard, Mighty Blow, Fend, Grab 671011756270k (70+80k) 
7 Olgoth "Godsmasher" X.Chaos Dwarf Blocker4329Block, Tackle, Thick Skull, Guard, Claw 22000321670k (70+50k) 
8 Kurgan "Shamankiller" XV.Chaos Dwarf Blocker4429Block, Tackle, Thick Skull, Mighty Blow, Guard, Fend, Grab, +ST 740002378170k (70+130k) 
9 Atreisson "Priestwrecker" VII.Chaos Dwarf Blocker4329Block, Tackle, Thick Skull, Guard, Mighty Blow, Fend, Grab, Juggernaut 780002789470k (70+100k) 
11 Gabak the SmallHobgoblin Runner5337Kick-ma4210011840k (40+20k) 
12 Lerbo the LittleHobgoblin Runner6337  100001540k (40+0k) 
13Teboks the MinorHobgoblin Runner6337  100000040k (40+0k) 
15Telon the UglyHobgoblin Runner6337  200000040k (40+0k) 
12 players  
Coach:Gromrilram Re-Rolls (140k):4  
Race:Chaos Dwarf Fan Factor:7  
Team Value:1810k Assistant Coaches:0  
Treasury:10000 Cheerleaders:0  
Tournament Weight:1810k Apothecary:Yes  

Games Played:324 (142/55/127) |TD Diff:0 (373 - 373) |Cas Diff:247 (589/340/154 - 426/263/147)
Last Opponent: Closet Full