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Bluuudy Braggers
Roster [B] High Elf
These are high elves that never were allowed to be themselves.
Were never taught how to swear, nor learning how to swim or brag about themselves.
Let alone how to treat women unproperly... to be a real PIRATE!
(yes, I already dislike them myself)
All they got was boring poetry and sugarsweet music...

So - In the name of DisSocial UnBehaviour and Radical Arrogance -
- they decided to flee to the great sea and vanish. Not to be heard of again.

Now - 753 years later...
tHeY aRe bAcK ! ! !

The first highelven bloodbowling PIRATES ever to be seen! ...
And as drunk as any dwarf or troll!
At a pitch near you. Or a theatre. Or in a bar.
Or... you get it. Stop reading! Baschtardsch!

Oh, and its my first and only team so far that was renamed by an admin.

Runner ups in Lustrian Challenge V Group 1 Playoff.

--- Fumbbl Cup XII, 2nd game vs human team TIA Returns ---
My elves recieve. Get the ref.
I try to foul his dp off the field, but after some turns my dp is fouled by his instead. That dp steals the show in first half. 10 blocks and 3 fouls generates 6 elves out after 5 turns. And my ag-strip-leaper dies, apo kills as well. I score atleast in turn 8, but Riot and an easy 2 turn score to 1-1 for the humans vs my 5 elves. Everything went the humans way this half, and when that happens its not much to do. PacoSillas played it very nicely as well.
So not much hope what so ever for 2nd half.
And it continued. By turn 2 or 3 of 2nd half I had one (1) player prone and clicked my way through to turn 8. The kickoff for my 4 elves was another bribe. Ended the game with two bribes... totally awful. Thankful that I was in a good mood the whole game atleast.

--- WoC IV: Champion Of Tzeentch ---
Lost in the first round vs PC´s dorfs. Rolled snakes several times in game-deciding places and that pretty much ruined my chances. Managed somehow to get to OT, and even stole the ball though PC recieved. But snaked without rr when I was going to protect the ball and the win. Good fun and weird fun.

--- Black Cup III ---
Lost in the first game vs lepazuris nurgle. Killed his superstar pestigor on the first block, 127 spp, claw-mb-po-tackle-bl.

--- WoC II ---
Champion Of Slaanesh Qualifier. Lost against Rafadavila´s dump-off Elves in the semifinal. It was a nightmare, from start to turn 16. the NoS-players didnt fail a single thing basically, except a double snake early, but I snaked as well when I dodged for the ball. Somehow I managed to score in the end...

--- CoS III ---
First game of CoS III, qualifier II vs Malmir´s woodies.
I had all the luck, from start to end. Says it all. Malmir had nothing, not the wiz, not the dodges, not the dice on my ballcarrier, nor the hitpower. Ten-tummed-Thommion Jr´s son killed two woodies. A hard early pressure on the ball payed off, but very risky vs two extrafast extraagile wardancers (stats 10357 and 9357). My two mb-tl´s did 50% (19/38) of the blocks. I didnt think it was possible to win vs Malmir with 3-0. As in impossible.

2nd round vs Svens highelves Cynwall Sidesteppers
I was so sure I was doomed after first half. I did the idiotic thing to give the ball to the move10 catcher with wrestle... And after an odd lag that "stunned" my ballholder Svens got an easy shot on the ball and did a beautiful punt towards my endzone that was rewarded with a failed pickup from my side and 0-1. Then I did a two-turner with the help of an ag5-leaper. Svens had to face three elves with ss on los, but with quicksnap and some great coaching he managed to be pushed two squares and did 2-1 and recieved in 2nd half. 10 vs 10 in players if I dont recall wrong. An aggressive defence from my side and still being careful enough to look out for Svens´ st5mbtl-monster and others that tried to run for my endzone made Svens a bit shaky I hope, especially when my daunt-mb-tl managed to stun that stat-freak. Svens tried to break free and carry the ball on one side of my half. Luckily I have fast players and managed to get an easy 2 dice on the ballholder, mng and a lucky bounce, which gave my superstar thrower a gfi without rr and a 3+ pass to a catcher in the endzone. 2-2 in turn 14. I was sure svens would score on me after that, especially since he was allowed to give the ball to anyone from a lousy scatter. But, the stat-freak who got the ball didnt manage to bring my player down with 6 dice, failed the dodge and needed two gfi to be safe. And fell on the last and gave me a great scatter. My dp passed to my move10-catcher who managed to rush it in the endzone in turn 16. Odd game. My hope was to get to ot, never could I imagine that it would end at full time in my favour. Svens deserved the win here, did some great plays and used his agile elves way more wisely than me.

Semifinal vs the defending champions!!!
Oh my, luckily I didnt think too much about that!
Pregame: I bought a wiz. Gave away a babe. Totally worth it.
A good, tight, fun game with a hard, social and powerful chat. I did first TD in turn 6 after I nailed one of his extra-scary monsters very early. Then I saw a hole in the defence on turn 7, wizzed which got the ballcarrier off the pitch I think, but I failed with the ag5-pass to a fast catcher. Luckily a warrior without block hit and with 0 rrs that was a turnover, giving me a shot on the protecting beast and pushed him away. Ag5 to the rescue, handoff and 2-0 at halftime. JimmyFantastic put all on one card in the second half, tried to lock me in, but I managed some 3+ dodges and got 2 dice and ballcarrier and 3-4 elves managed to outrun the nurgles and 3-0. 3-1 came in turn 16. But the most amazing thing happend AFTER the game, since if you remember our former teamname were Bluuudy Baschtardz or something similar. But a rich sheikh bought us directly after the game, named us Bluuudy Bees but then CIA came and "bought" us again so now we are Bluuudy Braggers! We are slightly shocked, but no harm done and it was all done in perfect harmony. Respect to the admins for that! Bluuudy Braggers kicked the defending team out, will be a fun quali-final whatever happens. ;-D

The Quali-final
After winning over former champs of CoS Griefers another nurgleteam with almost exactly the same build showed up.
Three specific mistakes made me loose the game.
The first was a badly used wiz, which fizzed. But it was the time when I decided to use it which was terribly wrong. And I got punished by nuffle for not knowing better. ;-D
The other was that I didnt count when going for the ott at turn 16. The thrower would had done the job without using a rr but I overestimated DistPres, a rr which was needed when my oneturner fell on the goalline, so close of winning the game and the quali.
The third I just realised was that I should had gone for Nurglets ballholder with my mb-blitzes, I had several options but choose his hitters. That was stupid since I have a great ballstealer.
Both teams did 2 cas. lol.
On the other hand, I had three (3!) elves sent off, where two of them was with a bribe from kickoffs. SO I guess that evened out the cas-difference that is so common when playing clawpombers.
My daunt-mb-catcher did 17 blocks...! Has to be some kind of record for me.






My main Box-major tournament team.


Crappy stats vs cds, ogres(!) and vamps so far!

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Progression: Standard
#NamePositionMaStAgAvSkillsInjGCpTdItCsvpSpCostOp
1Sweet Sugar SandiceLineman6348Fend, Wrestle 9230011670k (70+40k) 
2Ursut "la seconda"Blitzer7348Block, Tackle, Dodge, Side Step, Guard 5843011560100k (100+90k) 
3Aaron EarplugLineman6348Kick 6100021170k (70+20k) 
5Pinta ol PinterLineman6348Block 210001670k (70+20k) 
6Sledgiarath-6th-pole-bonkerBlitzer7348Block, Dodge, Fend 123304125100k (100+40k) 
7 OttoLineman5358+AG, Block-ma31610032470k (70+60k) 
9 Nine-shoed-GalandionThrower6348Pass, Safe Throw, Sure Hands, Accurate, Dodge, Block, Leader 6578315512490k (90+100k) 
10 Ten-tummed-Thommion Jr´s s...Lineman6348Guard 910011870k (70+30k) 
13 Thirteenth pirate from woodsCatcher10347Catch, +MA, +MA, Dodge, Wrestle, Sprintn52103000814090k (90+120k) 
14Kingvan´s 6th vampCatcher8347Catch, Guard 2050001590k (90+30k) 
15 Iggy 4-centilitresLineman6338Dirty Player, Dodge-ag25210232470k (70+40k) 
11 players  
Coach:Dhaktokh Re-Rolls (100k):3  
Race:High Elf Fan Factor:9  
Team Value:1770k Assistant Coaches:0  
Treasury:80000 Cheerleaders:0  
Tournament Weight:1770k Apothecary:Yes  

Games Played:66 (37/12/17) |TD Diff:55 (129 - 74) |Cas Diff:-38 (59/45/22 - 95/52/17)
Last Opponent: Elftown Privateers