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Player Ma St Ag Pa Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Nod's as good as a wink to blind bat
Troll
4 5 1+ - 9+
Always Hungry, Loner, Mighty Blow, Really Stupid, Regeneration, Throw Team-Mate
   6 0 0 0 0 1 5/ 110k
(110+0)k
  
2
Strange Women Lying in Ponds Distributing Swords is No Basis for a System of Government!
Black Orc Blocker
4 4 2+ - 9+
Dodge
   9 0 0 0 1 2 12/ 110k
(80+30)k
  
3
Nudge, nudge, wink, wink. Know what I mean?
Black Orc Blocker
4 4 2+ - 9+
Block, Side Step
   9 0 1 0 6 2 25/ 130k
(80+50)k
  
4
We are the Knights who say Ni!
Black Orc Blocker
4 4 2+ - 9+   9 0 0 0 1 0 2/ 80k
(80+0)k
  
5
You've got two empty halves of coconuts and you're banging them together!
Black Orc Blocker
4 4 2+ - 9+   8 0 0 0 1 0 2/ 80k
(80+0)k
  
6
"Welease Woger!"
Blitzer
6 3 3+ - 9+
Block
Guard
   9 0 3 0 3 0 15/ 100k
(80+20)k
  
7
"She Turned Me into a Newt!"
Blitzer
6 3 3+ - 9+
Block
Guard
   9 0 1 0 1 2 15/ 100k
(80+20)k
  
8
Your Father Smelt of Elderberries!
Blitzer
6 3 3+ - 9+
Block
Guard
   9 0 2 0 0 0 6/ 100k
(80+20)k
  
9
NOBODY expects the Spanish Inquisition!
Blitzer
6 3 3+ - 9+
Block
Grab
   8 0 1 0 2 0 7/ 100k
(80+20)k
  
10
What do you mean? An African or European swallow?
Thrower
5 3 3+ - 8+
Pass, Sure Hands
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 70k
(70+0)k
  
11
“Always look on the bright side of life.”
Thrower
5 3 3+ - 8+
Pass, Sure Hands
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 70k
(70+0)k
  
13
This parrot is no more
Lineman
5 3 3+ - 9+   7 0 0 0 1 0 2/ 50k
(50+0)k
  
14
He's not the Messiah - he's a very naughty boy
Lineman
5 3 3+ - 9+   9 0 0 0 1 0 2/ 50k
(50+0)k
  
15
He nailed my head to a coffee table
Lineman
5 3 3+ - 9+
Dirty Player
   9 0 0 0 0 2 10/ 70k
(50+20)k
  
16
On second thought, let's not go to Camelot. It is a silly place
Goblin
6 2 3+ - 7+
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   4 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 40k
(40+0)k
  
15 players
Coach: EnglishJake Re-Rolls (120k): 2  
Race: Orc Dedicated Fans: 9  
Current Team Value: 1430k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 130k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1430k Apothecary: Yes  
Games this Season: 9 / 15 Current Re-draft Budget: 1260k

Games Played:9 (3/2/4) |TD Diff:1 (8 - 7) |Cas Diff:7 (10/11/3 - 9/8/0)
Last Opponent: Got a tooth gap need a dentist