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Big Bashin Goonz
P [B] Goblin
Da Bashin Goonz, as they were once called, have had a notorious streak of spectacular failures unlike any seen before, even by goblin standards!It took them two entire seasons to meet their first victory and that was due to the opposition's team consisting of only eight players [And even then they only won 1-0!] Similarly to the Lowdown Rats, their secret weapons, trolls and general incompetance of their average lineman ensured that the Goonz would see few if any victories following throughout their careers.

It was only until recently where Head Coach and Troll, Gulp [Pictured left] in a fit of rage after a rather disastrous game, devoured the Weapon wielding Goblins who had once more cost the Goonz a match. Surprisingly this resulted in a dramatic increase in performance for the team and they soon renamed themselves the "Big Bashin Goonz" for their newfound success.Instead of placing their faith in the rampant Secret Weapons which many modern Goblin teams are notorious for, with the addition of Wurzahg as Assistant Head Coach, the Goblins now rely more so on their cunning plans and sneak plays, reverting to the Old ways of Goblin teams a.k.a Old Skool. Despite this massive change in team policy it is still not unheard of for the team to hire "professionals" when the time calls for it.

This practise however was quickly abolished as once Wuarzahg hired the (Now infamous) goblin VRRRM and his chainsaw, the Goonz original losing streak quickly returned and he was promptly disposed off along with his weapon.

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Progression: Standard
#NamePositionMaStAgAvSkillsInjGCpTdItCsvpSpCostOp
1Cannon Fodder GrotGoblin6237Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Side Stepn15010111040k (40+20k) 
2Da Lucky GitGoblin6237Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty 200000040k (40+0k) 
3 Weeznik da Unlucky GitGoblin6237Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty 900010240k (40+0k) 
4Snot TossaGoblin6237Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty 300000040k (40+0k) 
5 GuffTroll4519Mighty Blow, Always Hungry, Loner, Really Stupid, Regeneration, Throw Team-Mate, Strong Arm, Break Tackle, Multiple Block 230008331110k (110+60k) 
6 LazyTroll4519Mighty Blow, Always Hungry, Loner, Really Stupid, Regeneration, Throw Team-Mate, Guard, Break Tackle 2300010230110k (110+40k) 
7 Wolbum the MagnificentGoblin6237Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty 000000040k (40+0k) 
8 MitsyGoblin6237Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty 300000040k (40+0k) 
9 Jibbly Kickin GitGoblin6237Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Block, Side Step, Sure Feet 23040523240k (40+70k) 
10GrotskyGoblin6237Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Diving Tackle 300011740k (40+20k) 
11Snufgob BigfeetGoblin6237Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty 2300001540k (40+0k) 
12Dumbly the BrawlaGoblin6237Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Diving Tackle 601020740k (40+20k) 
13 BongusGoblin6237Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Catch 23000031540k (40+20k) 
14Sharp Toothed GrotGoblin6237Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty 500000040k (40+0k) 
15BityGoblin6237Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty 400001540k (40+0k) 
15 players  
Coach:Wolbum Re-Rolls (120k):3  
Race:Goblin Fan Factor:6  
Team Value:1280k Assistant Coaches:0  
Treasury:140000 Cheerleaders:0  
Tournament Weight:1280k Apothecary:Yes  

Games Played:23 (2/9/12) |TD Diff:-14 (16 - 30) |Cas Diff:-28 (28/20/2 - 55/15/8)
Last Opponent: Underworld Elfs