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Roster [L] Dwarf


Winners of the All Stars New World Pro qualifier Champion.



*** Our Death roller known as the "MEAT WAGON" was not able to be finished in time for the opening of the season. But dont worry the final touches are under construction. We found a wrecked steam tank and pulled the engine. The Meat Wagon will be able to churn around 1500 RPM on the blades and chug along at a mighty 4 MPH, stocked with a 485 HP Hemi Steam engine...it will be a spectacle to behold ****


Meat Wagon II is ready to go...FEAR THE MEAT WAGON!!!!
Note: The first meat wagon rolled along and then got stuck in a bog and then sunk.

Meat Wagon II, caught on fire, the wheels blew off and then the engine blew up. Some have claimed that the Meat Wagons demise was not bad luck but rather a TV insurance scam.

Meat Wagon III is up and running. Just got in the Sneaky Git and jump up upgrade packages on the death roller. #1 all time top fouler for Deathrollers in League play

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Progression: Standard
#NamePositionMaStAgAvSkillsInjGCpTdItCsvpSpCostOp
1Gorjo GrumstrumBlocker4329Block, Tackle, Thick Skull, Guard, Stand Firm 39020601870k (70+40k) 
2Iron Jaw RostorTroll Slayer5328Block, Dauntless, Frenzy, Thick Skull, Mighty Blow 711110890k (90+20k) 
3 Martin HideoussnakeBlocker4329Block, Tackle, Thick Skull, Dirty Player, Stand Firmn33100142370k (70+40k) 
4 'Steel Fist' Tridor'umBlitzer5339Block, Thick Skull, Mighty Blow, Dodge, Stand Firm, Guard 32050655280k (80+90k) 
5'Blue Flame' JohansenRunner6338Sure Hands, Thick Skull, Block, Dodge 10040011780k (80+50k) 
6 Poppy John CalhounBlocker34210Block, Tackle, Thick Skull, Guard, Stand Firm, +AV, +ST-ma740001175770k (70+120k) 
7Grumstor Blocker4329Block, Tackle, Thick Skull, Diving Tackle 7000121270k (70+30k) 
8Pointy Helm RichardsBlocker4329Block, Tackle, Thick Skull 300000070k (70+0k) 
9Granite Shoe JoeBlocker4329Block, Tackle, Thick Skull, Guard, Stand Firm, Mighty Blow, Grab 61030865570k (70+80k) 
10Chainsaw GrumBlocker43210Block, Tackle, Thick Skull, Mighty Blow, Piling On, Stand Firm, +AV, Guard 6401159615370k (70+110k) 
13 Meat Wagon III Deathroller47110Break Tackle, Dirty Player, Juggernaut, Mighty Blow, No Hands, Secret Weapon, Stand Firm, Loner, Sneaky Git, Jump Up 200003426160k (160+60k) 
15 Krull JackTroll Slayer5328Block, Dauntless, Frenzy, Thick Skull, Mighty Blow, Pro 30000922890k (90+40k) 
16Pyrite JonesBlitzer5339Block, Thick Skull, Mighty Blow 9110111180k (80+20k) 
13 players  
Coach:PainState Re-Rolls (100k):4  
Race:Dwarf Fan Factor:9  
Team Value:2130k Assistant Coaches:1  
Treasury:200000 Cheerleaders:1  
Tournament Weight:2130k Apothecary:Yes  

Games Played:77 (30/16/31) |TD Diff:-2 (75 - 77) |Cas Diff:180 (168/88/35 - 71/26/14)
Last Opponent: Avengers from the Forest