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[L] Wood Elf
|Victory blows into the Whiskey league with the intention of elf balling every one into the pitch. Victory or death is our motto. Every Win is celebrated with a grand celebration and every defeat is a dour affair filled with self loathing, usually requiring 2 kegs of Victory Ale to be consumed and then off and running we go again.|
So either way you cut it, a lot of beer is consumed AND we get to play some Blood Bowl.
These guys are inept....they cant block, dodge, score, pass, catch or hurt people...So basically they suck at every aspect of the game.
BUT Iam not going to give up yet...what they needed was some training (RR's) and an inspired leader to take the reins on the field.
Lets see if that helps out in the win/loss collums.
Season #8 Well Victory some how managed to overcome their early season set backs and actually advanced to the Whiskey Bowl and had a shot in OT to win the entire league.
Seaon #9 was a waste. Victory gets hammered, pummelled and beat into the pitch. Spend the entire season with 4-6 J-men and just spinnning our wheels.
Season #10: victory climbs back to the top of the league. Riding the wave of J-men and inducment money. They some how blow their way into the Whiskey Cup for the second time and like the first time, lose.
Season #11-14: Nothing but a big drunken haze of beat downs...we did lose 2 Championship matches during this time..but we were so drunk I cant remember which seasons.
SEASON 15 CHAMPIONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Our Championship run inspires the fans and the franchise. The money flows into the coffers and for the first time in over 70 matches we have a full roster with no J-men.
Two matches in season #16 and the bloom is off the Championship run. Once again we have a roster of J-men, no hope and despair from the fan base.
Season #16 finishes with Victory decimated and beat down. Went 0/3/4 during the season.
|3||Nicholas Truefire||Lineman||6||3||4||7||Kick, Grab||-ma||13||2||1||0||0||4||25||70k (70+50k)|| |
|4||Billy Dirtytree||Lineman||7||3||4||7|| || ||11||0||0||0||0||0||0||70k (70+0k)|| |
|6||Osmond Darkfield||Lineman||7||3||5||7||+AG, Block|| ||13||6||2||0||0||1||17||70k (70+60k)|| |
|7||Kevin Goldorc||Lineman||7||3||4||7||Wrestle|| ||11||0||0||0||1||1||7||70k (70+20k)|| |
|8||Richard Darkhammer||Lineman||7||3||4||7||Wrestle|| ||7||0||0||0||1||1||7||70k (70+20k)|| |
|9||Bromdon 'the Winged KILLER'||Wardancer||9||3||5||6||Block, Dodge, Leap, +AG, Mighty Blow, +MA, Sure Hands, Sure Feet||-av||31||9||18||0||14||5||116||120k (120+140k)|| |
|12||Sylvester Hardhawk||Lineman||7||3||4||6||Guard, Block, Dodge||-av||53||5||4||0||1||5||44||70k (70+70k)|| |
|13||Duane Dirtywing||Lineman||7||3||3||7||Wrestle, Dodge||-ag, m||9||2||0||0||0||3||17||70k (0k)|| |
|14||Trell Branch 'Da Chunker'||Thrower||7||3||4||7||Pass|| ||0||0||0||0||0||0||0||90k (90+0k)|| |
|15||Kreldor of the Dark Vale||Wardancer||8||3||4||7||Block, Dodge, Leap, Mighty Blow, Tackle|| ||6||1||3||0||3||0||16||120k (120+50k)|| |
|16||Jorlsalon 'The Blaze'||Catcher||8||2||4||7||Catch, Dodge, Sprint, Block, Sure Feet, Leap, Side Step|| ||24||6||13||0||0||2||55||90k (90+80k)|| |
|17||Duane Coldorc||Journeyman Lineman||7||3||4||7||Loner|| ||0||0||0||0||0||0||0||70k (70+0k)|| |
|10 players (+1 player missing next game) |
|Games Played:||84 (33/18/33) |||||TD Diff:||1 (137 - 136) |||||Cas Diff:||-165 (60/31/13 - 171/63/35)|
|Last Opponent: Drunk'n Disorderly|