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Soylent Flings
Roster [L] Halfling
From a hole in a tree we came, woddling clumsily down to the micky-d's. Eating many soylent fries, struggling to reach the shelf of cadaver-flings. Where the food that remains... is halflings from the past. No one has ever known flings were your food, until now...

Member of 3 Die Block Highlander League

Season One: 6-1-0
C Level Champions (1/8)

Season Two: 1-2-4
B Level 7th Place (7/8)
Season Two Year-end Tourney: 0-1
But Soylent Shemp inflicts 3 casualties.
Life is good

Season Three: 2-2-3
B Level 4th Place (4/8)
Season Three Year-end Tourney: 0-1
Life is not good

Season Four: 1-2-3
B Level 6th Place (6/8)
Season Four Year-end Tourney: 1-1
Shemp was murdered by the fans and presumably made into a hungry man dinner.
Life is average

Season Five: 3-2-2
B Level 4th Place (4/8)
Season Five Year-end Tourney: 1-1
Life is average, but I will still kill myself just to be sure.

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Progression: Standard
# Name Position Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs vp Sp Cost  
1Milton FunkyknobTreeman27110Mighty Blow, Stand Firm, Strong Arm, Thick Skull, Take Root, Throw Team-Mate, Timmm-ber!, Grab, Guard, +ST, Multiple Block 4300024258120k (120+110k) 
2Borecki StifflimbTreeman26110Mighty Blow, Stand Firm, Strong Arm, Thick Skull, Take Root, Throw Team-Mate, Timmm-ber! 5000102120k (120+0k) 
3The SoylentHalfling Hopeful5236Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty 301000330k (30+0k) 
4Soylent MussoliniHalfling Hopeful5236Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Piling On, Mighty Blow, Jump Up 15020923430k (30+80k) 
5Soylent CayzailaydenHalfling Hopeful5236Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty 1000000030k (30+0k) 
6Soylent Yer MomHalfling Hopeful5236Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty 000000030k (30+0k) 
7Soylent CurlyHalfling Hopeful5235Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Piling On-av, m22010021330k (0k) 
8Soylent ShanequaHalfling Hopeful5236Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty 000000030k (30+0k) 
9Soylent SolHalfling Hopeful5236Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty 100000030k (30+0k) 
10Soylent the KidHalfling Hopeful5235Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty-av, m800001530k (0k) 
12Soylent Zsa ZsaHalfling Hopeful5236Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty 900000030k (30+0k) 
13Soylent Goat Herder BoyHalfling Hopeful5236Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty 300000030k (30+0k) 
14Soylent CherHalfling Hopeful5236Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty 1601000330k (30+0k) 
15Soylent DePlaxicoHalfling Hopeful5236Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty 1500001530k (30+0k) 
12 players (+2 players missing next game)  
Coach: Beerox Re-Rolls (120k): 3  
Race: Halfling Fan Factor: 7  
Team Value: 980k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 770000 Cheerleaders: 0  
Tournament Weight: 1070k Apothecary: No  

Games Played:47 (13/14/20) |TD Diff:-23 (43 - 66) |Cas Diff:-35 (74/34/10 - 102/36/15)
Last Opponent: Moldiest Oldies