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Rico's Ranked Roughnecks
Roster [R] Human
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Location: Bug Central
Nickname: Roughnecks
Stadium: The Roach Motel
Surface: Sun Dried Clay

Colors: Avocado and Crimson

What? Do you apes want to live forever?

Johnny Rico: These are the rules. Everybody fights, nobody quits. If you don't do your job I'll kill you myself. Welcome to the Roughnecks!

Private Sugar Watkins: Rico's Roughnecks!

Jean Rasczak: [to Rico] I need a corporal. You're it, until you're dead or I find someone better.

Ace Levy: Sir, I don't understand. Who needs a knife in a nuke fight anyway? All you gotta do is push a button, sir.

Career Sergeant Zim: Cease fire. Put your hand on that wall trooper. PUT YOUR HAND ON THAT WALL!

[Zim throws a knife and hits Ace's hand pinning it to the wall]
Career Sergeant Zim: The enemy can not push a button... if you disable his hand. Medic!

Jean Rasczak: All right, let's sum up. This year we explored the failure of democracy. How our social scientists brought our world to the brink of chaos. We talked about the veterans, how they took control and established the stability that has lasted for generations since. You know these facts, but have I taught you anything of value this year?

[to a student]
Jean Rasczak: You. Why are only citizens allowed to vote?

Student: It's a reward. Something the federation gives you for doing federal service.

Jean Rasczak: No. Something given has no value. When you vote, you are exercising political authority, you're using force. And force my friends is violence. The supreme authority from which all other authorities are derived.

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Legendary Players Go Here.

Human Badges

Reikland Reavers - Hire Griff and Zug and win
Lithe and Speedy - Score 20 TD with a catcher in 10 games
Blitz! - Score with all four Blitzers
Vanilla - Legend a Linesman
Ornery Ogre - Make 15spp for an Ogre in a match

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Progression: Standard
# Name Position Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs vp Sp Cost  
1Ace LevyBlitzer7338Block, Guard 12000311190k (90+20k) 
2BreckenridgeBlitzer7338Block, Mighty Blow 801030990k (90+20k) 
3ZimmBlitzer7448Block, +ST, Guard, +AG, Tacklem26080635190k (0k) 
4RasczakBlitzer7438Block, +ST, Guard 240001023090k (90+70k) 
5Dizzy FloresThrower6338Sure Hands, Pass, Dodge, Block, Kick-Off Return, Fend 2512130316270k (70+90k) 
6Zander BarclowLineman6338Wrestle, Kick 26010342950k (50+40k) 
7Sugar WatkinsLineman6338  200000050k (50+0k) 
8Col JenkinsLineman6338Guard 2510001650k (50+30k) 
10BirdieLineman6338  700000050k (50+0k) 
11Carmen IbanezCatcher10237Catch, Dodge, Wrestle, +MA, Side Step, +MA, Sure Feet 251190047860k (60+120k) 
12Johnny RicoThrower6338Sure Hands, Pass, Block, Leader 21210232470k (70+40k) 
13KittenLineman6338  500000050k (50+0k) 
14Captain Lola BlackCatcher8237Catch, Dodge 400001560k (60+0k) 
15Link ManionLineman6338  400010250k (50+0k) 
13 players (+1 player missing next game)  
Coach: Kondor Re-Rolls (100k): 2  
Race: Human Fan Factor: 9  
Team Value: 1520k (±710) Assistant Coaches: 1  
Treasury: 170000 Cheerleaders: 1  
Tournament Weight: 1740k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:26 (18/2/6) |TD Diff:20 (44 - 24) |Cas Diff:9 (26/15/12 - 25/13/6)
Last Opponent: Geopoten