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Mime Machine
Roster [R] Elven Union
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"Everyone hates a Mime." spat Kondor. "I know I do. The only possible thing worse that a mime would be an Elven Mime. I cannot believe there are enough of them to form a team but guess what... There Are!

However, I have found a bright side in coaching them. You don't have to listen to them whine when they are injured, and they don't talk back when I tell them to stuff themselves. I have even learned some useful hand gesture for acts that I would never have believed to be possible."


Elf Badges

Unusual - Get a 3000 TV Elf Team
Clear! - Clear the pitch of an AV9 Team
Star Player - Legend a Catcher
Nasty - Field a team with 6 Mighty Blows
Never Been Done - Win an Elite Smack

Legendary Mimes go here.

Elven Union All Time Top 25 Records
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Modified from NSL template by Balle2000.

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Progression: Standard
# Name Position Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs vp Sp Cost  
1HelewiseBlitzer7348Block, Side Step, Dodge, Tackle, Diving Tackle, Strip Ball 3269013269110k (110+80k) 
2DominiqueBlitzer7348Block, Side Step, Dodge 2010018110k (110+20k) 
3JulietteCatcher8347Catch, Nerves Of Steel, Dodge, Guard 61400118100k (100+50k) 
4AimeeCatcher8347Catch, Nerves Of Steel, Block 5020006100k (100+20k) 
6ChantalCatcher8447Catch, Nerves Of Steel, Wrestle, Dodge, +ST 112801133100k (100+90k) 
7RoesiaLineman6347Wrestle, Dodge 26210132260k (60+40k) 
8SabineLineman6347  200000060k (60+0k) 
9AntionetteThrower6347Pass, Sure Hands, Dodge, Strong Arm 182210134270k (70+70k) 
13ColetteThrower7347Pass, +MA, Block 9510322470k (70+50k) 
14MoniqueLineman6347  600000060k (60+0k) 
17 Yorick DeeplightningJourneyman Lineman6347Loner 000000060k (60+0k) 
10 players  
Coach: Kondor Re-Rolls (100k): 3  
Race: Elven Union Fan Factor: 11  
Team Value: 1630k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 60000 Cheerleaders: 0  
Tournament Weight: 1630k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:34 (22/7/5) |TD Diff:38 (69 - 31) |Cas Diff:-45 (36/17/4 - 60/31/11)
Last Opponent: Do You Even LIFT, Bro