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Roster [S] Chaos Halfling
Anthropophagy: the consumption of human flesh; cannibalism.

Did you know...
...that the players of Anthropophagy were once a normal, civilized Halfling community in the northern Moot?
Team Bio
Like any normal Halfling community, the Halflings of Anthropophagy like to eat. Their players are farmers and growers, hunters and gatherers. But this is a past life for them now. The chaos god Slaanesh, master of greed and excess, tempted them with the delights of well seasoned human flesh, and they gripped this temptation firmly. They started with revenge, butchering the oppressive Stirlanders who had troubled them for years. They tasted good if a little chewy. It didn't take long for them to realise though that this wasn't like hunting. You don't have to chase your quarry. There's even a sport where they just run to you, ready to be chopped up and eaten! Anthropophagy have been playing Blood Bowl ever since, taking any fallen foes back to their homes and cooking them up proper, ripe for the eating.

In it's first ever game the team took up the legendary Hospital challenge! Indeed this was a great honour for such a yound team. They did themselves proud though scoring a massive 7 points:
- Beat Hospital
- Kill a patient
- Cause 4 BH in a match
- Make Hospital lose a FF
- Foul 5 times
- Clear the pitch
- Cause a permanent injury on a Doctor

Needless to say the team were very proud of this feat, and as they feasted on a walking water melone after the match you couldn't help but think that, after a life as a thrall, it's the end he would have wanted.

Players Eaten:
In their second match, Anthropophagy faced one of the highest rated teams in the Leeg: Malefic Putrescence
On this occasion even a wealth of inducement wasn't enough against their vastly experienced opponents, but they didn't care. They bagged themselves a prize meal. The team's carvers worked for hours after the game preparing the banquet. Eating a Beast of Nurgle is like eating blowfish, apparently. A very large blowfish. You have to cut away the poisonous and putrid parts to reveal the delicate fleshy insides.

Players Eaten:
The team's 3rd game saw them take on Snot A Lot. In what turned out to be a disappointingly bloodless game the improving Halflings performed admirably,pulling off a classic if unlikely stalwart defence followed by a slow 8-turn drive up the field. The team's ongoing dispute with Mincemeat the Mad Butcher is all set to come to a head soon. 3 appearances into his contract and he's played only 6 turns of Blood Bowl. The team's board (cult) decided that if he wants paying for such laclustre performances then he has to cook all of the team's meals for free.

As the only player to fall, Anthropophagy turned on one of their own after the match.

Players Eaten:
The team's 4th saw them take on Albion Fey for the first time. The Nobel Prizes provided tough opposition but the hungry halflings were able to pull off a classic 8-turn stall first half and 8 turn drive second, clearing the pitch of all but one of the opposing stunties and leaving the slow Fenbeasts behind. Their delight soon turned to horror however when they looked back down the pitch at the carnage and found every one of the Fey still moving. There would be no feast tonight, and their grumbling stomachs are sure to send them into their next game hungrier than usual.

Players Eaten:
Disappointingly, none

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Progression: Standard
# Name Position Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs vp Sp Cost  
1Urlack 'T-Bone' HoofpounderChaos Spawn5528Frenzy, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Horns, Always Hungry, Loner, Regeneration, Throw Team-Mate, Wild Animal, Tentacles 80006012140k (140+20k) 
2Gragnack 'Sirloin' HeadskewerChaos Spawn5528Frenzy, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Horns, Always Hungry, Loner, Regeneration, Throw Team-Mate, Wild Animal, Tentacles 90006012140k (140+20k) 
3'Gluttenous' Grant Gardner IIChaos Halfling5236Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty 300000035k (35+0k) 
4Sam 'Sashimi' Samuels IICarver5236Chainsaw, Dodge, Right Stuff, Secret Weapon 400000070k (70+0k) 
5'Filleting' Frank FigueroaCarver5236Chainsaw, Dodge, Right Stuff, Secret Weapon, Block 9000021070k (70+20k) 
6Harry 'The Cleaver' Harriso...Head Carver5236Dodge, Right Stuff 101000360k (60+0k) 
7Steve 'Stuffer' SmithChaos Halfling5236Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Dirty Player 9010021335k (35+30k) 
8Caleb 'Casserole' CarmichaelChaos Halfling5236Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty 800010235k (35+0k) 
10'Hungry' Henry Humphries IIChaos Halfling5236Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Horns 8020011135k (35+20k) 
11Freddie 'Flash-Fry' FenwickChaos Halfling5236Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty 900000035k (35+0k) 
12Solomon 'Supper' SimpsonChaos Halfling5236Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Diving Tackle 9010021335k (35+20k) 
13'Carpaccio' Cuthbert CreedChaos Halfling5236Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Two Heads 8010111035k (35+20k) 
14'Beefy' Bill BarrettChaos Halfling5236Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty 701000335k (35+0k) 
13 players  
Coach:mister__joshua Re-Rolls (120k):3  
Race:Chaos Halfling Fan Factor:7  
Team Value:1210k Assistant Coaches:0  
Treasury:125000 Cheerleaders:0  
Tournament Weight:1210k Apothecary:Yes  

Games Played:9 (5/1/3) |TD Diff:1 (8 - 7) |Cas Diff:-8 (25/8/5 - 31/9/6)
Last Opponent: Cheat like you mean it