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The Waaagh Shington Prophecy
by Waaaghmaster Kam

Forty-two is the Waaagh, yet the Waaagh is one. Three shall be the Waaagh's number, not two, not four. To three the Waaagh shall count. Yet three shall become four and four shall become more as long as the Waaagh keeps Waaaghing. The Waaagh knows no rule but the following ones:
  • From now on, every single member of the Waaagh shall have a unique portrait.

  • The more blood the Waaagh spills, the larger it gets. For every kill, the Waaagh gains one "a". For every member of the Waaagh killed, the Waaagh loses one "a";

  • (In game) The Waaagh starts with three "a". Every casualty adds one "a" to the Waaagh's battle chant.

  • The Waaagh can't and shall not lose. The Waaagh has one purpose: winning the FUMBBL Cup and claiming the scroll that will raise from the dead the monster, the vampling, the only player able to unforlorn Haflings. And the Waaagh shall succeed.
The Waaagh is bigger than you. The Waaagh is stronger than you. The Waaagh shall prevail.


NB: This bio will not display properly with Internet Explorer. I'm tired of spending hours to fix perfectly fine pieces of code for that browser. There are formatting protocols - IE is unable to follow them - so blame Microsoft so-called developers, not me. Or use a browser that is not a nightmare for coders. nothing will change if people keep using that piece of ****.

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Progression: Standard
1Dorg BonechewerBlack Orc Blocker4429Block, Guard, Mighty Blow 490101044380k (80+60k) 
2Zorg SnotcrusherBlack Orc Blocker4429Block 1002000680k (80+20k) 
3Crunch BromdolsarBlack Orc Blocker4429  900000080k (80+0k) 
4Trunk FlingchewerBlack Orc Blocker4429Block, Mighty Blow, Guard, Tackle 450101545380k (80+80k) 
5Farshik ArenzekBlitzer6339Block, Diving Tackle, Guard 16150112380k (80+50k) 
6Garak RedfistBlitzer6339Block, Guard, Mighty Blow 11030211880k (80+40k) 
7Vaarg "Dans ta tronche, le PO"Blitzer6339Block, Mighty Blow, Juggernaut, Tackle, Pro 340302057480k (80+80k) 
8GorgBlitzer5448Block, +ST, +AG, Sure Hands, Dodge, Tackle, Juggernaut-ma, -av68856119624680k (80+180k) 
9Korg FlingchewerLineman5339  1100000050k (50+0k) 
10TorgLineman4439+ST, Block, Tackle, Diving Tackle-ma721301957350k (50+120k) 
11Yorg YeteescalperLineman5339  300001550k (50+0k) 
15Mr TrollTroll4519Mighty Blow, Always Hungry, Loner, Really Stupid, Regeneration, Throw Team-Mate 3000000110k (110+0k) 
16The Great HobboGoblin5237Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Sneaky Git-ma, m11020011140k (0k) 
12 players (+1 player missing next game)  
Coach:Kam Re-Rolls (120k):3  
Race:Orc Fan Factor:8  
Team Value:1840k Assistant Coaches:0  
Treasury:340000 Cheerleaders:0  
Tournament Weight:1900k Apothecary:Yes  

Games Played:73 (42/14/17) |TD Diff:32 (101 - 69) |Cas Diff:27 (107/60/33 - 114/42/17)
Last Opponent: Collective Chaos