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Simyin Vivisection Department
P [L] Slann
A dangerous job, cutting apart live, uncooperative apes - and without anesthetic! Sometimes the procedure goes smoothly, sometimes the apes run rampant - such is the life of a SVD researcher on the cutting edge of science!


  1. Founding Member of A.P.E., the Alliance for Primate Experimentation, and paired w/ C.H.U.M.P.



Game 1: Poor positioning, decisive bashing and a key misclick contribute to a 1-2 loss v. m0gw41.

1st game in forever with Slann. Poorly played, lost the tie due to a rookie T8 position errour, but losing the bash game didn't help either (Blocks 14:20 after 5-turn score, 17:29 at the half, 21:48 total once 2nd-half snowball started).

Worse, lost a Catcher Niggled due to misclick blitz - 1 score + MVP = doubles... chose Pass over Guard. Hopefully, that will keep him out of harm's way, altho' it does color the team's direction. Ag 4 + MA 8 certainly could have made the difference in the 2nd half defensive score attempt.

On the plus side, rolled a good Gate despite the loss, just enough for a new Catcher. With luck, will both survive and win next game and get enough for Apo - we'll see.


Game 2: Narrow 1-0 win v. Matthueycamo.

Truly horrendous luck to start, lost the field entirely as early blocks quad'ed out w/ Skulls/Both-Down. But Turn 5 a no-RR leaping 1d Both-Down took down the ballcarrier at the goal line, and a good bounce (and a sudden shift in the bad luck) started a defensive rally. Then, Turn 8, 4(!) Lineapes were BH'd one after the other, and that was the 2nd half and the game.

No skills, 3 spp on the rookie Catcher and 9 on linos, but Apo will help, w/ 20k toward next positional.


Game 3: Narrow 2-2 tie v. Antithesisoftime.

Quad both-downs changed the go-ahead drive to a defensive go-ahead score, but 2 two-Turn scores redeemed the SVD.

Gained a Wrestler and a +MA Catcher, with several more poised to skill, and bought a 3rd Catcher. TV 1170 (+ 60 for MVP lino).


Game 4: tbd v. Pentalarc.



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  1. o 2 Blitzers 220
    o 1 Catcher 80
    o 8 Linemen 480
    o 4 Re-roll 200
    o = Total 980k

Krox: Dr. Nokkaut
B: U.R. Trippen, Planter
C: Cutter, Sharpe

-> Skillz


110k Helmut Wulf 6 3 3 8 Loner, Chainsaw, Secret Weapon, Stand Firm
170k Hemlock 8 2 3 7 Loner, Block, Dodge, Side Step, Jump Up, Stab, Stunty
220k Lottabottol 8 3 3 8 Loner, Catch, Pass Block, Shadowing, Diving Tackle, Jump Up, Leap + VLL
250k Quetzal Leap 8 2 4 7 Loner, Catch, Diving Catch, Nerves of Steel, Fend, Kick-off Return, Leap + VLL
250k Slibli 7 4 1 9 Loner, Block, Grab, Guard, Stand Firm
430k Morg 'n' Thorg 6 6 3 10 Loner, Block, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team-Mate


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Progression: Standard
# Name Position Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs vp Sp Cost  
1 Dr. KonklejonBlitzer7338Diving Tackle, Jump Up, Leap, Very Long Legs, Block, Dodge 140204329110k (110+40k) 
2 Dr. StassissBlitzer7348Diving Tackle, Jump Up, Leap, Very Long Legs, +AG, Blockn133403021110k (110+60k) 
5 Dr. NaukkaudtKroxigor6519Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Prehensile Tail, Bone-head, Loner 2000102140k (140+0k) 
6 Nurse RenchitLineman6337Leap, Very Long Legs, Guard, Dodge-av13250112460k (60+60k) 
7 Nurse A. WundtLineman5338Leap, Very Long Legs-ma1100020460k (60+0k) 
8Asst. Nurse HamfistLineman6338Leap, Very Long Legs 1400000060k (60+0k) 
11 the janitorLineman6338Leap, Very Long Legs, Wrestle, Kick 14220021860k (60+40k) 
13 Morgue crewLineman6338Leap, Very Long Legs, Wrestle, Guard 14200221660k (60+50k) 
14 Dr. Wei HaiCatcher7147Diving Catch, Leap, Very Long Legs, Dodge, Block-st, m11520022180k (0k) 
15 Dr. Von ZippCatcher8247Diving Catch, Leap, Very Long Legs, +MA, Dodge, Block 12280013180k (80+70k) 
16 Dr. McBoengCatcher7247Diving Catch, Leap, Very Long Legs, Dodgem7310011180k (0k) 
9 players (+2 players missing next game)  
Coach:Smeat Re-Rolls (100k):4  
Race:Slann Fan Factor:7  
Team Value:1380k Assistant Coaches:0  
Treasury:90000 Cheerleaders:0  
Tournament Weight:1720k Apothecary:Yes  

Games Played:14 (4/5/5) |TD Diff:-1 (25 - 26) |Cas Diff:-13 (9/5/0 - 11/14/2)
Last Opponent: Bruellaffen