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Zhaar Doom Bringers
[L] Chaos Dwarf
Those players are just bad. So their coach, a crazy inventor (see little stupid story beyond) give them stuff and toys that emulates skills. See their profile see the lists.
-Season X : Kislev Conference (3/2/0) : Winner
-Season XI : Bretonnia Conference (3-1-1) : 2nd
Championship : lost in the first round
-Season XII : Albion Conference (3-1-1): 3rd
Championship : lost in semi finals vs the Lumberjacks
- Season XIII : the peerfect lucky season : undefeated and perfect defense !!!
Bretonia Conference (5-0-0) : Winner
Championship : WIIIIINER !!!!
Little stupid sotry
Once upon a time there was a dwarf names Garamar "Tête-de-Pioche" ("picke axe head"). He didn’t let any real memories and died a troll slayer in a foreign league, against some Nurgle cultists.
But he had a son, Lil Garamar. This son was curious and innovative, which is the dwarf definition of "dumb". When his mother asked him "how deep was the Black Water Lake", he took upon him to discover it. He made a submarine and didn't come back.
His mother mourned him before learning an extraordinary news : his son was alive and well. And he stopped engineering to coach bloodbowl to some genius giant frog he founded at the bottom of the Black Water. But this new experiment was a failure and the Black Water Bullfrogs ended last except for the goblins.
So Lil Garamar came back home deeply depressed. His mom hoped to make him go back to a more respectable work like miner or builder. Maybe a smith ? But looking in his father stuff, the young dwarf founded Tête de Pioche's diary. And he discovered that his father was originally a dwarf runner ! But after a mysterious trip to a far city called Zhaar he came back as a slayer. So he asked his mother :
"Mom, what happened to dad in Zhaar ? Where is Zhaar ?"
Her answer was the worst she could make :
"Don't go to Zhaar, dumb!"
So he disappeared again, only to come back several months later. But he had changed. He wasn’t the naive smiling young dwarf every one had new. No he was a bitter crazily smiling young dwarf. His eyes were full of madness and he was mumbling all day long some stuff about "mad genius ideas".
He claimed everywhere he was still a bloodbowl coach and that this time, it wouldn’t be the same thing. That everybody will be forced to recognize his genius. He went to the famous Old World Challenge Cup league, to the Kislev conference bureau and applied his new team, the Zhaar Dumb Bringers.
Hopefully the scribe was half deaf and wrote "Zhaar Doom Bringers", a more... serious name.
The greatest surprise to everyone was the arrival of the Bringers. They were not frogs nore dwarves, they were the worst he could fine in Zhaar : chaos dwarves leaded by a mighty bull centaur.
His mother couldn't bear it and was buried a few days later after an heart attack. Lil Garamar didn’t cried but invented an automatic coffin that failed miserabilly at the last moment, making the funeral a joke. His only regret was that he couldn’t perfect it for his father's funeral.
So now he is entirely focused on BloodBowl. Or so it seems because people who watched his team soon realized that they trained alone, without the coach. He didn’t gave any real strategic advices. He looked them from time to time, only to retire, laughing maniacally, in his lab. He had a plan. At least so he said...
|2|| "Corruption" Mollari||Bull Centaur Blitzer||7||4||2||9||Sprint, Sure Feet, Thick Skull, Block, Break Tackle, Mighty Blow, Tackle, +MA|| ||38||0||13||0||23||3||100||130k (130+110k)|| |
|3|| Anger G'Kar||Bull Centaur Blitzer||6||4||2||9||Sprint, Sure Feet, Thick Skull, Block, Break Tackle, Dodge, Sure Hands, Tackle|| ||34||0||25||0||1||1||82||130k (130+110k)|| |
|4||Marcus "Reborn Ranger" Cole||Chaos Dwarf Blocker||4||3||2||9||Block, Tackle, Thick Skull|| ||22||0||0||0||1||0||2||70k (70+0k)|| |
|5|| "Chosen One" Sinclair||Chaos Dwarf Blocker||4||5||2||9||Block, Tackle, Thick Skull, +ST, +ST, Mighty Blow|| ||38||0||1||0||7||5||42||70k (70+120k)|| |
|6||"Commander" Ivanova||Chaos Dwarf Blocker||4||3||2||9||Block, Tackle, Thick Skull|| ||3||0||0||0||1||0||2||70k (70+0k)|| |
|7|| "Chief" Garibaldi||Chaos Dwarf Blocker||4||4||1||9||Block, Tackle, Thick Skull, Guard, Claw, +ST||-ag||33||0||2||0||7||4||40||70k (70+100k)|| |
|8||"Doc" Franklin||Chaos Dwarf Blocker||4||3||2||9||Block, Tackle, Thick Skull|| ||5||0||0||0||0||0||0||70k (70+0k)|| |
|9||"Henchman" Zack Jr Jr||Chaos Dwarf Blocker||4||3||2||9||Block, Tackle, Thick Skull, Guard|| ||12||0||0||0||5||1||15||70k (70+20k)|| |
|10||"Cool" Lennier Jr||Hobgoblin Runner||6||3||3||7|| || ||8||0||0||0||0||1||5||40k (40+0k)|| |
|11||"Evil" Bester||Hobgoblin Runner||6||3||3||7|| || ||2||0||0||0||0||0||0||40k (40+0k)|| |
|13||"Anxious" Cotto||Hobgoblin Runner||6||3||3||7|| || ||2||0||0||0||0||0||0||40k (40+0k)|| |
|14|| Ruthless Na'Toh||Hobgoblin Runner||6||3||3||7||Block, Sure Hands, Kick-Off Return|| ||33||3||8||0||0||2||37||40k (40+60k)|| |
|15||Talia "Bizness" Winters||Hobgoblin Runner||6||3||3||7||Dirty Player||m||26||0||1||0||0||1||8||40k (0k)|| |
|16||Zathras "Keeper"||Hobgoblin Runner||6||3||3||7||Guard, Block||n||20||2||2||0||0||3||23||40k (40+50k)|| |
|13 players (+1 player missing next game) |
|Games Played:||38 (24/6/8) |||||TD Diff:||26 (59 - 33) |||||Cas Diff:||29 (59/27/16 - 40/22/11)|
|Last Opponent: horns of turov|