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Talabheim Timelords
P [L] Human

Head Coach

Timex Stadium, Talabheim (Formally Mangere, Orcland)

Team Colours
Black Velvet with Deep Blue Trim.

Talabheim Timelords
'Did you know that the shortest ever game on record was won by a team of students from the High Archmage's College of Temporal Magic, though they were later disqualified. After all, what was the point of their opponents turning up for the match, if all the wizards were going to do was hop back in time three days and win the game before the fixture was even decided?'

The Timelords are back, but this time they are not using magic... or so they say.


Pre-Season 9: After the Timelords were banned and stripped of their previous trophies, they disappeared. They reappeared in the Deserted Isles in the year 2517.

DIBBL Season 9: Made it into the Tickling Off Play Offs with a decent record in the pool.... went out with a whimper against Otago Spirit.

DIBBL Season 10: Again made it to the Tickling off Play Off's, but again fell at the first hurdle against Overly Refined. Will they get any further in Season 11...

DIBBL Season 11: A disappointing season left them at the bottom half of their conference. They did manage to take home the Wobbly Boot. After much heckling and anger from the fans, the stadium disappeared as fast as they appeared.
Are the Timelords still using Magic, but being more subtle....

Game One, Season 9. Despite the rippling muscles of the Bearded Ones, the Wanderer's were unable to penetrate the Humans armour. Some spectators questioned why the humans looked scaley. Were the humans using the Spell of Sauri Hide?

Game Six, Season 9. The Timelords are seen sitting in ice baths at half time. Was this some sort of new fangled hippy routine to relax muscles, or was there something more....magicy going on. Mysteriously, a stifling heat washes over the stadium. Many fans faint, as does the Ogre who is too big for the ice baths, and nearly half of the elves. The humans are up by 5 players, and walk in for the tie. The Spell of Dessert Wind?

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Progression: Standard
# Name Position Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs vp Sp Cost  
1Gerbher PaulsenThrower6338Sure Hands, Pass, Block, Leader, Dodge, Kick, Fend 4124130528370k (70+110k) 
2Hans PaulsenLineman5338 -ma1800000050k (50+0k) 
3Bernard SchmidtBlitzer7338Block, Guard, Tackle, Mighty Blow 380001154790k (90+60k) 
4Marco SchwarzenbachBlitzer7338Block, Guard, Mighty Blow 9000142290k (90+40k) 
5 Mats TremmelBlitzer8337Block, +MA, Mighty Blow, Tackle, Frenzy, Stand Firm-av420502559090k (90+110k) 
6Viktor HeinlagerBlitzer7338Block, Guard, Stand Firm, Tackle 42020533190k (90+60k) 
7Dirk MurgenLineman6338  1300010250k (50+0k) 
8Jon NeidermeierCatcher8237Catch, Dodge, Wrestle, Strip Ball, Tackle 30151133560k (60+60k) 
9Markus DolfusLineman6337Dirty Player-av2700011750k (50+20k) 
10Hans FunstThrower6338Sure Hands, Pass, Block 712010970k (70+20k) 
11Ronald GurberCatcher8237Catch, Dodge, Block, Side Step 6040011760k (60+40k) 
14Jan DeethovenLineman6338Block, Guard 21000321650k (50+50k) 
15Fredreich GaldoLineman6338  700000050k (50+0k) 
16Vincent Throg' N' MeierOgre5529Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Bone-head, Loner, Throw Team-Mate, Guard 3000219140k (140+20k) 
14 players  
Coach:Wozzaa Re-Rolls (100k):3  
Race:Human Fan Factor:11  
Team Value:1910k Assistant Coaches:0  
Treasury:220000 Cheerleaders:0  
Tournament Weight:1910k Apothecary:Yes  

Games Played:44 (19/8/17) |TD Diff:5 (61 - 56) |Cas Diff:-8 (54/25/8 - 44/42/9)
Last Opponent: Ashenhall Owls