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Talabheim Timelords
Roster [L] Human

Head Coach

Timex Stadium, Talabheim (Formally Mangere, Orcland)

Team Colours
Black Velvet with Deep Blue Trim.

Talabheim Timelords
'Did you know that the shortest ever game on record was won by a team of students from the High Archmage's College of Temporal Magic, though they were later disqualified. After all, what was the point of their opponents turning up for the match, if all the wizards were going to do was hop back in time three days and win the game before the fixture was even decided?'

The Timelords are back, but this time they are not using magic... or so they say.


Pre-Season 9: After the Timelords were banned and stripped of their previous trophies, they disappeared. They reappeared in the Deserted Isles in the year 2517.

DIBBL Season 9: Made it into the Tickling Off Play Offs with a decent record in the pool.... went out with a whimper against Otago Spirit.

DIBBL Season 10: Again made it to the Tickling off Play Off's, but again fell at the first hurdle against Overly Refined. Will they get any further in Season 11...

DIBBL Season 11: A disappointing season left them at the bottom half of their conference. They did manage to take home the Wobbly Boot. After much heckling and anger from the fans, the stadium disappeared as fast as they appeared.

DIBBL Season 13: The Timelords are back...
Are the Timelords still using Magic, but being more subtle....

Game One, Season 9. Despite the rippling muscles of the Bearded Ones, the Wanderer's were unable to penetrate the Humans armour. Some spectators questioned why the humans looked scaley. Were the humans using the Spell of Sauri Hide?

Game Six, Season 9. The Timelords are seen sitting in ice baths at half time. Was this some sort of new fangled hippy routine to relax muscles, or was there something more....magicy going on. Mysteriously, a stifling heat washes over the stadium. Many fans faint, as does the Ogre who is too big for the ice baths, and nearly half of the elves. The humans are up by 5 players, and walk in for the tie. The Spell of Dessert Wind?

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Progression: Standard
# Name Position Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs vp Sp Cost  
1Gerbher PaulsenThrower6338Sure Hands, Pass, Block, Leader, Dodge, Kick, Fend 4924180529870k (70+110k) 
2Mathias PaulsenCatcher8237Catch, Dodge, Block 501001860k (60+20k) 
3Bernard SchmidtBlitzer8338Block, Guard, Tackle, Mighty Blow, +MA 460102157090k (90+90k) 
4Marco SchwarzenbachBlitzer7338Block, Guard, Mighty Blow, Dauntless 16010163590k (90+60k) 
5 Mats TremmelBlitzer8337Block, +MA, Mighty Blow, Tackle, Frenzy, Stand Firm-av4905033510690k (90+110k) 
6Viktor HeinlagerBlitzer7338Block, Guard, Stand Firm, Tackle 50020954990k (90+60k) 
7Dirk MurgenLineman6338Guard 21000121250k (50+30k) 
8Artur WerichLineman6338  000000050k (50+0k) 
9Claus RosenbaumLineman6338  000000050k (50+0k) 
10Hildebrand DetmoldLineman6338  000000050k (50+0k) 
11Julian ReichmannLineman6338  000000050k (50+0k) 
14Jan DeethovenLineman6338Block, Guard 29010722750k (50+50k) 
15Fredreich GaldoLineman6338  1500000050k (50+0k) 
16Vincent Throg' N' MeierOgre5529Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Bone-head, Loner, Throw Team-Mate, Guard, Stand Firm 110004218140k (140+40k) 
14 players  
Coach:Wozzaa Re-Rolls (100k):3  
Race:Human Fan Factor:9  
Team Value:1840k Assistant Coaches:0  
Treasury:50000 Cheerleaders:0  
Tournament Weight:1840k Apothecary:Yes  

Games Played:52 (23/9/20) |TD Diff:6 (71 - 65) |Cas Diff:7 (77/30/12 - 52/49/11)
Last Opponent: Slaan Francisco 69ers