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Up until now, 1215957 players have died on the pitch.
'Did you know that the shortest ever game on record was won by a team of students from the High Archmage's College of Temporal Magic, though they were later disqualified. After all, what was the point of their opponents turning up for the match, if all the wizards were going to do was hop back in time three days and win the game before the fixture was even decided?'
The Timelords are back, but this time they are not using magic... or so they say.
Pre-Season 9: After the Timelords were banned and stripped of their previous trophies, they disappeared. They reappeared in the Deserted Isles in the year 2517.
DIBBL Season 9: Made it into the Tickling Off Play Offs with a decent record in the pool.... went out with a whimper against Otago Spirit.
DIBBL Season 10: Again made it to the Tickling off Play Off's, but again fell at the first hurdle against Overly Refined. Will they get any further in Season 11...
Are the Timelords still using Magic, but being more subtle....
Game One, Season 9. Despite the rippling muscles of the Bearded Ones, the Wanderer's were unable to penetrate the Humans armour. Some spectators questioned why the humans looked scaley. Were the humans using the Spell of Sauri Hide?
Game Six, Season 9. The Timelords are seen sitting in ice baths at half time. Was this some sort of new fangled hippy routine to relax muscles, or was there something more....magicy going on. Mysteriously, a stifling heat washes over the stadium. Many fans faint, as does the Ogre who is too big for the ice baths, and nearly half of the elves. The humans are up by 5 players, and walk in for the tie. The Spell of Dessert Wind?
|1||Gerbher Paulsen||Thrower||6||3||3||8||Sure Hands, Pass, Block, Leader, Dodge, Kick, Fend|| ||39||24||12||0||4||2||78||70k (70+110k)|| |
|2||Hans Paulsen||Lineman||5||3||3||8|| ||-ma||16||0||0||0||0||0||0||50k (50+0k)|| |
|3||Bernard Schmidt||Blitzer||7||3||3||8||Block, Guard, Tackle, Mighty Blow|| ||36||0||0||0||10||5||45||90k (90+60k)|| |
|4||Marco Schwarzenbach||Blitzer||7||3||3||8||Block, Guard, Mighty Blow|| ||7||0||0||0||0||4||20||90k (90+40k)|| |
|5|| Mats Tremmel||Blitzer||8||3||3||7||Block, +MA, Mighty Blow, Tackle, Frenzy, Stand Firm||-av||41||0||5||0||25||5||90||90k (90+110k)|| |
|6||Viktor Heinlager||Blitzer||7||3||3||8||Block, Guard, Stand Firm|| ||40||0||1||0||5||3||28||90k (90+40k)|| |
|7||Dirk Murgen||Lineman||6||3||3||8|| || ||11||0||0||0||0||0||0||50k (50+0k)|| |
|8||Jon Neidermeier||Catcher||8||2||3||7||Catch, Dodge, Wrestle, Strip Ball|| ||28||0||5||1||0||2||27||60k (60+40k)|| |
|9||Markus Dolfus||Lineman||6||3||3||7||Dirty Player||-av||25||0||0||0||1||1||7||50k (50+20k)|| |
|10||Hans Funst||Thrower||6||3||3||8||Sure Hands, Pass|| ||5||1||0||0||1||0||3||70k (70+0k)|| |
|11||Ronald Gurber||Catcher||8||2||3||7||Catch, Dodge, Block, Side Step|| ||4||0||4||0||0||1||17||60k (60+40k)|| |
|14||Jan Deethoven||Lineman||6||3||3||8||Block, Guard|| ||19||0||0||0||3||2||16||50k (50+50k)|| |
|15||Fredreich Galdo||Lineman||6||3||3||8|| || ||5||0||0||0||0||0||0||50k (50+0k)|| |
|16||Vincent Throg' N' Meier||Ogre||5||5||2||9||Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Bone-head, Loner, Throw Team-Mate|| ||1||0||0||0||1||0||2||140k (140+0k)|| |
|14 players |
|Games Played:||42 (17/8/17) |||||TD Diff:||3 (57 - 54) |||||Cas Diff:||-14 (51/22/7 - 44/41/9)|
|Last Opponent: Roman Renegades|