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High Crimes and Misdemeanors
P [B] High Elf

“I am completely and utterly perplexed by those who argue that perjury and obstruction of justice are not high crimes and misdemeanors”
-Mitch McConnell


Article Two, Section 4: "The President, Vice President and all civil Officers of the United States, shall be removed from Office on Impeachment for, and Conviction of, Treason, Bribery, or other high Crimes and Misdemeanors."


The Grand Jury for the District of Columbia charges:


At all times relevant to this Indictment:

1. Defendants PAUL J. MANAFORT, JR., (MANAFORT) and RICHARD W. GATES III (GATES) served for years as political consultants and lobbyists. Between at least 2006 and 2015, MANAFORT and GATES acted as unregistered agents of the Government of Ukraine, the Party of Regions (a Ukrainian political party whose leader Victor Yanukovych was President from 2010 to 2014), Yanukovych, and the Opposition Bloc (a successor to the Party of Regions that formed in 2014 when Yanukovych fled to Russia), MANAFORT and GATES generated tens of millions of dollars in income as a result of their Ukraine work. In order to hide Ukraine payments from United States authorities, from approximately 2006 through at least 2016, MANAFORT and GATES laundered the money through scores of United States and foreign corporations, partnerships, and bank accounts.
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Progression: Standard
1 MANAFORTBlitzer7448Block, Mighty Blow, +ST, Dodge 140108334100k (100+100k) 
2 GATESBlitzer7348Block, Tackle 40003111100k (100+20k) 
3 PAPADOPOULOSCatcher8357Catch, +AG, Dodge, Wrestle 12570034190k (90+80k) 
5 Unregistered Agent Of A For...Thrower6348Pass, Safe Throw, Strong Arm, Accurate 151410001790k (90+50k) 
6Elaine ChaoLineman5348 -ma1400000070k (70+0k) 
7David ShulkinLineman6348Wrestle 1402000670k (70+20k) 
8 Conspiracy Against The Unit...Lineman6348Wrestle 801001870k (70+20k) 
9James MattisLineman6348  1400020470k (70+0k) 
10 Conspiracy To Launder MoneyLineman6348  100000070k (70+0k) 
11FLYNNCatcher8347Catch, Dodge, Guard 6130032590k (90+50k) 
17 Edward VilefireJourneyman Lineman6348Loner 100000070k (70+0k) 
10 players  
Coach:happygrue Re-Rolls (100k):3  
Race:High Elf Fan Factor:11  
Team Value:1540k Assistant Coaches:0  
Treasury:140000 Cheerleaders:0  
Tournament Weight:1540k Apothecary:Yes  

Games Played:15 (9/3/3) |TD Diff:15 (29 - 14) |Cas Diff:-18 (11/2/4 - 18/13/4)
Last Opponent: Tournament Champions