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UTEP Party Minors
P [L] Nurgle

Kheg Tappa

Party Animal

iving up any pretense of being a premier academic institution, the UTEP instituted a program of heavy recruiting amongst party animals. All players were encouraged to take a minor in the new 'Party' curriculum. The instructors recruited to teach the first year course, 'PRTY 101: Intoxicants', are a Who's Who amongst the inner circle of professional athletes and rock stars.

While several of the players for the UTEP Party Minors joined the team during open tryouts, many of those players have a decidedly unhealthy cast about them; often seen shambling down the field. The team has also announced an open door policy; offering to recruit from the opposition during active games!

Friendly rivals of the Isha-ana State Sycamores.
2George R. DiazGatorade35FORS
3William VasqueBench Warmer36FIN
5Leroy SausageVulture33CRW
6Perry MelcCornerback34CE
8Theodore ManuelSafety36PLAW
9Paul PoundstoneTackle33GENB
10Renée GagnonRecruitment35RIC
11Sai PatelWide Receiver33PSCI
12Andrei "The Brick" RomerezFullback33CHIC
13Angus "The Viking" SvensonGuard33NURS
14Luke 'Ice Man' NorthGuard36PRTY
15Peter "da Wall" IpsteinFullback33DANC
16Amani "Handsy" DanjumaFullback35BIOL
S30 Non-AQ2-0-6Rough start, but a few new players were recruited from other schools.
S31 Big Beast1-4-4Tossed into the deep end, just struggling to survive in the cutthroat world of college football.
S32 Big Beast3-4-2
Invited to the Fireball Fire Bowl, which we lost.
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Progression: Standard
# Name Position Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs vp Sp Cost  
2 George DiazRotter5338Decay, Nurgle's Rotm300000040k (0k) 
3 William VasqueRotter5338Decay, Nurgle's Rot 600000040k (40+0k) 
5 Leroy SausageRotter4338Decay, Nurgle's Rot, Block, Claw-ma25000822640k (40+40k) 
6 Perry MelcRotter5338Decay, Nurgle's Rot 2100000040k (40+0k) 
8 Theodore ManuelPestigor6338Horns, Nurgle's Rot, Regeneration, Block 100011780k (80+20k) 
9 Paul PoundstonePestigor6338Horns, Nurgle's Rot, Regeneration, Block, Sure Hands, Tackle, Mighty Blow 277140426780k (80+80k) 
10 Renée GagnonPestigor6338Horns, Nurgle's Rot, Regeneration, Wrestle 10010021380k (80+20k) 
11 Sai PatelPestigor7338Horns, Nurgle's Rot, Regeneration, Block, +MA 22060212780k (80+50k) 
12 Andrei "The Brick" RomerezBloater4429Disturbing Presence, Foul Appearance, Nurgle's Rot, Regeneration, Block, Guard 230005325110k (110+40k) 
13 Angus "The Viking" SvensonBloater4429Disturbing Presence, Foul Appearance, Nurgle's Rot, Regeneration, Block, Guard, Mighty Blow 2701010338110k (110+60k) 
14 Luke 'Ice Man' NorthBloater4429Disturbing Presence, Foul Appearance, Nurgle's Rot, Regeneration 1000000110k (110+0k) 
15 Peter "da Wall" IpsteinBloater4429Disturbing Presence, Foul Appearance, Nurgle's Rot, Regeneration, Dodge, Block 270006222110k (110+50k) 
16 Amani "Handsy" DanjumaRotspawn4519Loner, Disturbing Presence, Foul Appearance, Mighty Blow, Nurgle's Rot, Really Stupid, Regeneration, Tentacles, Guard, Block 110003426140k (140+50k) 
12 players (+1 player missing next game)  
Coach: razmus Re-Rolls (140k): 3  
Race: Nurgle Fan Factor: 7  
Team Value: 1750k Assistant Coaches: 2  
Treasury: 200000 Cheerleaders: 2  
Tournament Weight: 1790k Apothecary: No  

Games Played:27 (6/8/13) |TD Diff:-12 (26 - 38) |Cas Diff:19 (40/16/4 - 14/18/9)
Last Opponent: Illinois Valley CC Ranchers