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UTEP Party Minors
Roster [L] Nurgle


Mascot:
Kheg Tappa

Race:
Party Animal
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iving up any pretense of being a premier academic institution, the UTEP instituted a program of heavy recruiting amongst party animals. All players were encouraged to take a minor in the new 'Party' curriculum. The instructors recruited to teach the first year course, 'PRTY 101: Intoxicants', are a Who's Who amongst the inner circle of professional athletes and rock stars.

While several of the players for the UTEP Party Minors joined the team during open tryouts, many of those players have a decidedly unhealthy cast about them; often seen shambling down the field. The team has also announced an open door policy; offering to recruit from the opposition during active games!

Friendly rivals of the Isha-ana State Sycamores.
NamePositionClassMajor
1Jake "Ear Biter" BarmenTight End, Opposition disposal34GENB
2Jeff AllenSafety34ARTC
3
5Leroy SausageCornerback33CRW
6Perry MelcCornerback34CE
8Anthony RomanoRunner35SPMG
9Paul PoundstoneTackle33GENB
10Renée GagnonTackle, Recruitment35RIC
11Sai PatelWide Receiver33PSCI
12Andrei "The Brick" RomerezFullback33CHIC
13Angus "The Viking" SvensonGuard33NURS
14Earl 'Early' CamdenGuard34PLAW
15Peter "da Wall" IpsteinFullback33DANC
16Amani "Handsy" DanjumaFullback35BIOL
SeasonRecordNotes
S30 Non-AQ2-0-6Rough start, but a few new players were recruited from other schools.
S31 Big Beast Conference1-4-4Tossed into the deep end, just struggling to survive in the cutthroat world of college football.
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Progression: Standard
# Name Position Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs vp Sp Cost  
1 Jake "Ear Biter" BarmenRotter5338Decay, Nurgle's Rot 1700000040k (40+0k) 
2 Jeff AllenRotter5338Decay, Nurgle's Rot 600010240k (40+0k) 
5 Leroy SausageRotter4338Decay, Nurgle's Rot, Block, Claw-ma16000522040k (40+40k) 
6 Perry MelcRotter5338Decay, Nurgle's Rotm1200000040k (0k) 
8 Anthony RomanoPestigor6338Horns, Nurgle's Rot, Regeneration 100000080k (80+0k) 
9 Paul PoundstonePestigor6338Horns, Nurgle's Rot, Regeneration, Block, Sure Hands, Tackle 17380123980k (80+60k) 
10 Renée GagnonPestigor6338Horns, Nurgle's Rot, Regeneration 100000080k (80+0k) 
11 Sai PatelPestigor7338Horns, Nurgle's Rot, Regeneration, Block, +MA 12030111680k (80+50k) 
12 Andrei "The Brick" RomerezBloater4429Disturbing Presence, Foul Appearance, Nurgle's Rot, Regeneration, Block, Guard 130002319110k (110+40k) 
13 Angus "The Viking" SvensonBloater4429Disturbing Presence, Foul Appearance, Nurgle's Rot, Regeneration, Block, Guard 170106225110k (110+40k) 
14 Earl 'Early' CamdenBloater4529Disturbing Presence, Foul Appearance, Nurgle's Rot, Regeneration, +ST 70000210110k (110+50k) 
15 Peter "da Wall" IpsteinBloater4429Disturbing Presence, Foul Appearance, Nurgle's Rot, Regeneration, Dodge, Block 170004218110k (110+50k) 
16 Amani "Handsy" DanjumaRotspawn4519Mighty Blow, Disturbing Presence, Foul Appearance, Tentacles, Loner, Nurgle's Rot, Really Stupid, Regeneration 1000015140k (140+0k) 
12 players (+1 player missing next game)  
Coach: razmus Re-Rolls (140k): 3  
Race: Nurgle Fan Factor: 5  
Team Value: 1650k Assistant Coaches: 2  
Treasury: 30000 Cheerleaders: 2  
Tournament Weight: 1690k Apothecary: No  

Games Played:17 (3/4/10) |TD Diff:-11 (15 - 26) |Cas Diff:9 (18/12/3 - 10/9/5)
Last Opponent: Notre Dame Flying Irish