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Singed Poor Retirement Home
P [L] Goblin
Renowned in the Southern Wastes as one of the most caring, kind and gentle teams to grace the League, the Singed Poor Scoundrels have for a long time run a high-end medical scheme for all their players. As well as a physician with an enormous syringe of green fluid who stands by the sidelines, a 'magic' sponge and a succession of novelty hats, the team have sworn to never sack a player for suffering injuries during the game.

However, after a few seasons some players have begun to request a rest; whether it's to retire to concentrate on their topiary business (Avo Smash Toastyflake), the pain of a damaged back was too much to bear (Girlshape Grumbleflick), or 'because want more money' as the delightful Ladyshape put it, it became clear there was a need to release those players back to the non-sporting world.

Still, it's hard for some of them to let go of the glories of Nuffle. What better thing for them, than to be accomodated in the Singed Poor Scoundrels Rest Home, and have a few gentle matches to warm down?



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# Name Position Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs vp Sp Cost  
1 Ladyshape GrumbleflickTroll4519Mighty Blow, Always Hungry, Loner, Really Stupid, Regeneration, Throw Team-Mate, Guard, Stand Firm 120006117100k (100+40k) 
2Girlshape Grumbleflick IITroll4519Mighty Blow, Always Hungry, Loner, Really Stupid, Regeneration, Throw Team-Mate 3000015100k (100+0k) 
3Bouncy Bouncy Slim HammerhandsFanatic3737Ball & Chain, No Hands, Secret Weapon, Stunty 600000070k (70+0k) 
4Bubo BanginsBomma6237Dodge, Bombardier, Secret Weapon, Stunty, Hail Mary Pass 1200011740k (40+20k) 
5 Avo Smash ToastyflakeLooney6237Chainsaw, Secret Weapon, Stunty 501000340k (40+0k) 
6 Pinkeye GrowthspurtClubba6237Dirty Player, Dodge, Secret Weapon, Stunty, Block, Sneaky Git 12000131730k (30+50k) 
7 Legneck Won't Stop BouncingPogoer7237Dodge, Leap, Very Long Legs, Stunty, Block, Sure Hands 12230222570k (70+40k) 
8 "Friendly" Fructose Overdose'Ooligan6237Kick, Dodge, Disturbing Presence, Fan Favourite, Right Stuff, Stunty 700020470k (70+0k) 
9 Bogan Picnic DeluxeGoblin5237Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty-ma, n1100000040k (40+0k) 
10Lonely NigelGoblin6237Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty 1100020440k (40+0k) 
11"Burning Sensation" GroggGoblin6227Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Side Step-ag, m1100011740k (0k) 
13 Vegemite DisasterGoblin6237Dodge, Right Stuff, Stuntyn, m1000000040k (0k) 
15Wonton ViolenceGoblin6237Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Side Step 900011740k (40+20k) 
16Wacky Jackie The Flappy ChappyDoom Diver6247Right Stuff, Stunty, Swoop, +AG, Catchm12050012060k (0k) 
11 players (+3 players missing next game)  
Coach: MrCushtie Re-Rolls (120k): 4  
Race: Goblin Fan Factor: 4  
Team Value: 1260k Assistant Coaches: 6  
Treasury: 180000 Cheerleaders: 6  
Tournament Weight: 1480k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:12 (2/1/9) |TD Diff:-16 (9 - 25) |Cas Diff:-1 (23/13/9 - 34/8/4)
Last Opponent: An English Team At A World Cup