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John Molson School of Bruising
P [L] Nurgle


About the Program


The John Molson School of Bruising enters the NCBB promising to bring the stench of their program to all competitors. The school is named after John Molson, a generous donator who made his fortune as the founder of America's oldest beer brewery.

Originally JMSB was all about business, but over time the program was taken over by Blood Bowl fanatics who subverted all their research to brew the foulest players in order to dominate the game. They recruit seemingly normal violent criminals and feed them a special brew of Molson Export to develop their foul appearance and distrubing presence on the pitch. Their blitzers have their heads implanted with beer bottles that serve as horns. The basic players are made from custodial staff or random hobos to serve as punching bags for the other teams.

Reports have also hinted the program has been working tirelessly to create the ultimate player, one that will obliterate all opposition. No one has seen this player yet and only anonymous informers have dared speak word of this obscure research project. It is simply referred to as The Beast. Scary stuff.

While the program has never shined in ball handling, their brewers have some recipes that can create a wide array of useful mutations for their developing players. Chances are they will simply make them as deadly as can be and snatch the ball from the grip of a dead opponent.

When playing against the JMSB, the generous Molson Brewery sponsors opposing apothecaries with a special brew to treat injured players. Mysteriously, there have been reports of some opposing players being transformed and switching sides, but no conclusive evidence of wrongdoing has been found so far. The pundits, paid by the lucrative Molson advertising deals, have concluded the players just want to be on a winning team.

Season 35


#Vs.CoachRaceScoreCas
1Wastern Michigan BronKhornespaperbag4Daemons of Khorne2-03-3
2Alabama Aesthetical Alligatorsvithar7Amazon2-24-0
3Mizzou Chaotic TigersGarnakChaos Chosen1-02-2
4Fighting Illinois 2020ValenChaos Dwarf--
5Texas Tech Red ReptilesHyperboLemuRLizardmen--
6WereVirginia KilledBilliesWaaghafalgaNecromantic Horror--
7StephenF.Austin LumberingJacksDurthuTomb Kings--


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# Name Position Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs vp Sp Cost  
1 Cal Ripskin Jr.Bloater4429Disturbing Presence, Foul Appearance, Nurgle's Rot, Regeneration, Block 3000219110k (110+20k) 
2ShaKill O'NealBloater4429Disturbing Presence, Foul Appearance, Nurgle's Rot, Regeneration 3000000110k (110+0k) 
3 Dale HawerchokeBloater4429Disturbing Presence, Foul Appearance, Nurgle's Rot, Regeneration, Mighty Blow 3000117110k (110+20k) 
4Michael Slay-HanBloater4429Disturbing Presence, Foul Appearance, Nurgle's Rot, Regeneration 3000102110k (110+0k) 
5Blade DivacPestigor6338Horns, Nurgle's Rot, Regeneration, Block 302010880k (80+20k) 
6 Terry BradsawPestigor6338Horns, Nurgle's Rot, Regeneration, Sure Hands 302010880k (80+20k) 
7Pavel BuryPestigor6338Horns, Nurgle's Rot, Regeneration, Dodge 311001980k (80+30k) 
9Danae MoonRotter5338Decay, Nurgle's Rot 200000040k (40+0k) 
13Grant FuryRotter5338Decay, Nurgle's Rot 300000040k (40+0k) 
14 Gary CarverRotter5338Decay, Nurgle's Rot 300020440k (40+0k) 
15 Die YoungRotter5338Decay, Nurgle's Rot 300010240k (40+0k) 
16Reggie BlightRotspawn4519Mighty Blow, Disturbing Presence, Foul Appearance, Tentacles, Loner, Nurgle's Rot, Really Stupid, Regeneration 0000000140k (140+0k) 
12 players  
Coach: Uber Re-Rolls (140k): 2  
Race: Nurgle Fan Factor: 3  
Team Value: 1260k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 50000 Cheerleaders: 0  
Tournament Weight: 1260k Apothecary: No  

Games Played:3 (2/1/0) |TD Diff:3 (5 - 2) |Cas Diff:4 (3/3/3 - 2/0/3)
Last Opponent: Mizzou Chaotic Tigers