| # | Player Name | Position | Ma | St | Ag | Av | Player Skills | Inj | Cp | TD | Int | Cas | Mvp | SPP | Cost |
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| 1 | Mrrngh | Troll | 4 | 5 | 1 | 9 | Mighty Blow, Regenerate, Really Stupid, Throw Team Mate, Always Hungry, Big Guy | | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 100000 |
| 2 | Wargh | Troll | 4 | 6 | 1 | 9 | Mighty Blow, Regenerate, Really Stupid, Throw Team Mate, Always Hungry, Big Guy, Block, +ST, Multiple Block, Guard | | 0 | 1 | 0 | 24 | 2 | 61 | 100000 |
| 3 | REALLY BIG SNOT | Troll | 4 | 5 | 1 | 9 | Mighty Blow, Regenerate, Really Stupid, Throw Team Mate, Always Hungry, Big Guy | | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 100000 |
| 4 | Choo Choo | Pump Wagon | 5 | 6 | 1 | 5 | Ball & Chain, Block | | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 6 | 100000 |
| 5 | Phlegm | Snotling | 4 | 1 | 3 | 5 | Dodge, Regenerate, Thick Skull, Stunty, Two Heads, Right Stuff, Diving Tackle | | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 6 | 20000 |
| 6 | Owie | Snotling | 4 | 1 | 2 | 5 | Dodge, Regenerate, Thick Skull, Stunty, Two Heads, Right Stuff, Dirty Player | -ag | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 10 | 20000 |
| 7 | Green Goop | Snotling | 4 | 1 | 3 | 5 | Dodge, Regenerate, Thick Skull, Stunty, Two Heads, Right Stuff | | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 20000 |
| 9 | Amazingly Auwful Alex | Snotling Hero | 5 | 1 | 3 | 5 | Dodge, Regenerate, Thick Skull, Stunty, Two Heads, Pro, Right Stuff, Side Step, Dirty Player | n | 1 | 2 | 0 | 2 | 1 | 16 | 40000 |
| 10 | Radioactive Robin | Snotling Hero | 6 | 1 | 3 | 5 | Dodge, Regenerate, Thick Skull, Stunty, Two Heads, Pro, Right Stuff, Sprint, Sure Feet, +MA | | 2 | 5 | 0 | 4 | 4 | 45 | 40000 |
| 11 | Red Light Rager | Pump Wagon | 5 | 7 | 1 | 5 | Ball & Chain, +ST, Block | | 0 | 0 | 0 | 6 | 1 | 17 | 100000 |
| 13 | Wheeee | Snotling | 4 | 1 | 3 | 5 | Dodge, Regenerate, Thick Skull, Stunty, Two Heads, Right Stuff, Diving Tackle, Side Step, Sure Feet | | 2 | 1 | 0 | 3 | 5 | 36 | 20000 |
| 15 | Negative Hero | Snotling Hero | 5 | 1 | 3 | 5 | Dodge, Regenerate, Thick Skull, Stunty, Two Heads, Pro, Right Stuff, Sure Feet, Side Step | | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 2 | 18 | 40000 |
| 16 | Pump Wagon | Deathroller | 5 | 4 | 3 | 10 | Bone Head, Deathroller | | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 100000 |
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| Team Name: | A Small Snack | Re-Rolls: | 5 |
| Race: | Snotling | Fan Factor: | 9 |
| Team Rating: | 172 | Assistant Coaches: | 9 |
| Treasury: | 10000 | Cheerleaders: | 0 |
| Coach: | AxeMurder | Apothecary: | No |
| | | Team Wizard: | No |