| # | Player Name | Position | Ma | St | Ag | Av | Player Skills | Inj | Cp | TD | Int | Cas | Mvp | SPP | Cost |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Fumble | Beastman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Horns | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 60000 | |
| 2 | Failed GFI | Beastman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Horns | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 60000 | |
| 3 | Missed Pass | Beastman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Horns | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 60000 | |
| 4 | Double Skull | Beastman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Horns | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 60000 | |
| 5 | Interception | Beastman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Horns | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 60000 | |
| 6 | Dropped Handoff | Beastman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Horns | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 60000 | |
| 7 | Failed to Pick up Ball | Beastman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Horns | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 60000 | |
| 8 | Sent off whilst Fouling | Beastman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Horns | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 60000 | |
| 9 | Tripped up whilst dodging | Beastman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Horns | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 60000 | |
| 10 | Two Double Skulls | Beastman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Horns | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 60000 | |
| 11 | Failed Really Stupid Roll | Troll | 4 | 5 | 1 | 9 | Mighty Blow, Regenerate, Really Stupid, Throw Team Mate, Always Hungry, Big Guy | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 100000 | |
| Team Name: | Bunch of Donkeys | Re-Rolls: | 3 | ||||||||||||
| Race: | Chaos | Fan Factor: | 9 | ||||||||||||
| Team Rating: | 100 | Assistant Coaches: | 0 | ||||||||||||
| Treasury: | 0 | Cheerleaders: | 0 | ||||||||||||
| Coach: | spiggle | Apothecary: | No | ||||||||||||
| Team Wizard: | No | ||||||||||||||