| # | Player Name | Position | Ma | St | Ag | Av | Player Skills | Inj | Cp | TD | Int | Cas | Mvp | SPP | Cost |
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| 1 | Carrion Crawler | Bomber | 6 | 2 | 3 | 7 | Dodge, Bomb | | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 70000 |
| 2 | White Dragon | Bomber | 6 | 2 | 3 | 7 | Dodge, Bomb | | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 70000 |
| 3 | Holy Symbol | Chainsaw | 6 | 2 | 3 | 7 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Chainsaw | n, m | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 70000 |
| 4 | Elf is a Class! | Chainsaw | 6 | 2 | 3 | 7 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Chainsaw | | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 70000 |
| 5 | Strauss | Kicker | 6 | 2 | 3 | 7 | Dodge, Stunty, Dirty Player, Kick, Right Stuff | | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 60000 |
| 6 | Helm of Chaos | Fanatic | 4 | 6 | 3 | 7 | Ball & Chain | | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 50000 |
| 7 | THAC0 | Goblin | 6 | 2 | 3 | 7 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 40000 |
| 8 | WIS/INT | Goblin | 6 | 2 | 3 | 7 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 40000 |
| 9 | Ogre | Goblin | 6 | 2 | 3 | 7 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 40000 |
| 10 | 10 foot pole | Goblin | 6 | 1 | 3 | 7 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | -st, m | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 40000 |
| 11 | Rations | Goblin | 6 | 2 | 3 | 7 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | m | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 40000 |
| 12 | Level 10 castle! | Goblin | 6 | 2 | 3 | 7 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 5 | 40000 |
| 13 | Hour a week | Goblin | 6 | 2 | 3 | 7 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 40000 |
| 14 | Die!!!! | Fanatic | 4 | 6 | 3 | 7 | Ball & Chain | | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 50000 |
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| Team Name: | First Adventure | Re-Rolls: | 4 |
| Race: | Goblin Cheaters | Fan Factor: | 9 |
| Team Rating: | 107 | Assistant Coaches: | 0 |
| Treasury: | 10000 | Cheerleaders: | 0 |
| Coach: | Macavity | Apothecary: | No |
| | | Team Wizard: | No |