Race: Dark Elf
Coached By: AxeMurder
| # | Player Name | Position | Ma | St | Ag | Av | Player Skills | Inj | Cp | TD | Int | Cas | Mvp | SPP | Cost |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2 | Road Flare | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 4 | 8 | Dirty Player | 3 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 11 | 70000 | |
| 3 | Wooden Spoon | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Dodge, Block, Side Step, Diving Tackle | -ag | 6 | 5 | 0 | 5 | 6 | 61 | 70000 |
| 4 | Chocolate Bar | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Dodge, Block, Side Step | -ag | 7 | 4 | 0 | 1 | 2 | 31 | 70000 |
| 5 | Fishing Line | Lineman | 7 | 3 | 4 | 8 | Dodge, +MA, Block | 4 | 7 | 0 | 1 | 4 | 47 | 70000 | |
| 6 | Convient Warehouse | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 4 | 8 | Guard | 6 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 6 | 70000 | |
| 7 | Wrench | Thrower | 6 | 3 | 4 | 8 | Pass, Dodge | 9 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 12 | 90000 | |
| 8 | Parachute Cord | Blitzer | 7 | 3 | 4 | 8 | Block, Dodge | 3 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 14 | 100000 | |
| 9 | Ace Bandage | Blitzer | 6 | 3 | 4 | 8 | Block, Dodge, Side Step, Tackle, Mighty Blow | -ma | 8 | 9 | 0 | 12 | 1 | 64 | 100000 |
| 10 | Bamboo | Blitzer | 7 | 3 | 4 | 8 | Block, Dodge, Side Step, Tackle | 6 | 1 | 0 | 5 | 3 | 34 | 100000 | |
| 11 | Bobby Pin | Blitzer | 7 | 3 | 4 | 8 | Block | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 100000 | |
| 12 | Aluminum Foil | Witch Elf | 7 | 3 | 4 | 7 | Dodge, Jump Up, Frenzy | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 110000 | |
| 13 | Gravel | Lineman | 8 | 3 | 4 | 8 | Dodge, +MA, Block, Tackle, +MA | 8 | 9 | 0 | 16 | 3 | 82 | 70000 | |
| 16 | Stick of Gum | Witch Elf | 7 | 3 | 4 | 7 | Dodge, Jump Up, Frenzy, Block, Side Step, Diving Tackle | 8 | 4 | 0 | 4 | 2 | 38 | 110000 | |
| Team Name: | MacGyver | Re-Rolls: | 6 | ||||||||||||
| Race: | Dark Elf | Fan Factor: | 20 | ||||||||||||
| Team Rating: | 251 | Assistant Coaches: | 2 | ||||||||||||
| Treasury: | 10000 | Cheerleaders: | 0 | ||||||||||||
| Coach: | AxeMurder | Apothecary: | Yes | ||||||||||||
| Team Wizard: | No | ||||||||||||||
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