R_Spiskit
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Joined: Nov 24, 2003
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Oct 10, 2005 - 00:33 |
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You're just talking udder nonsense now! ![Smile](./modules/PNphpBB2/images/smiles/icon_smile.gif) |
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Gumbo
Joined: Oct 11, 2003
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Oct 10, 2005 - 00:41 |
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*ouch* |
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Laviak
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Joined: Jul 19, 2004
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Oct 10, 2005 - 00:48 |
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Somewhere I have a game called "Tip the Cows", it's basically a rip-off of a slightly more well known game "Pass the Pigs". The rulebook is filled with lots of plays on words - i think the quote they have on the front is "The game of udder madness".
Q. What do you call a person who rode a motorbike to the game?
A. A Kowasaki!
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Chainsaw
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Joined: Aug 31, 2005
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Oct 10, 2005 - 01:03 |
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I can see this getting milked for all it's worth. |
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Gumbo
Joined: Oct 11, 2003
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Oct 10, 2005 - 01:39 |
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'Heffer' the optimist as always. Ack, lame |
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CorporateSlave3
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Joined: Feb 07, 2004
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Oct 10, 2005 - 01:48 |
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So...if the dark elves are the profile and nipple...wtf are the Khemri?!
Tumor?
Milk? |
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peke
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Joined: Jun 04, 2004
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Oct 10, 2005 - 02:17 |
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CorporateSlave3 wrote: | So...if the dark elves are the profile and nipple...wtf are the Khemri?!
Tumor?
Milk? |
Misplaced silicon? |
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Gran
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Joined: Jul 07, 2005
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Oct 11, 2005 - 09:39 |
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Undead? |
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