Barash
Joined: Aug 02, 2003
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Feb 25, 2004 - 23:14 |
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Raheb Ogrecrusher is my least productive player I have (ever seen). He joined Stand Firm 25 games ago as a longbeard.
For 25 games in a row he managed to pick up no SSP's at all, apperently he has a very thick skull.
Anyone knows a player who makes this dumb player look bright?
(Hopefully seeing he is not the only slow learning player around, he feels more motivated on the pitch) |
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Christer
Joined: Aug 02, 2003
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Your player has quite a bit left before I'll be impressed: Gwen ... |
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Severian
Joined: Dec 12, 2003
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Feb 25, 2004 - 23:50 |
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Christer wrote: | Your player has quite a bit left before I'll be impressed: Gwen ... |
That's weird...Gwen has a bunch of listings under "Match performances" where Raheb Ogrecrusher has none. |
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Mr-Klipp
Joined: Aug 02, 2003
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Feb 25, 2004 - 23:58 |
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If I'm reading it right, those would be from the distant past before gwen became one of the shambling dead |
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Chickenbrain
Joined: Aug 02, 2003
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Feb 26, 2004 - 00:03 |
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Christer is anyway cheating. Using his DB access to find this player.. tsktsk... |
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BunnyPuncher
Joined: Aug 02, 2003
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Feb 26, 2004 - 02:51 |
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From the land of the truly useless comes Orc Lineman Lothar Leperbeater , has suited up for all 35 of the Blood Blitzers games and has still not aquired a skill. And he hasnt even had to be zombified to become this useless! |
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Barash
Joined: Aug 02, 2003
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Feb 26, 2004 - 09:11 |
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Christer wrote: | Your player has quite a bit left before I'll be impressed: Gwen ... |
Gwen is indeed miserable, being retired after getting a niggling injury, 48 games and no SSP's. But still he was very very succesfull in his 1st career, he made endless more SSP's there, he probably was not happy being a zombie. |
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ClayInfinity
Joined: Aug 15, 2003
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Feb 26, 2004 - 09:20 |
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Here's my best...Garex the Undying... Another Zombie (are they all crap?) who has suited up for all 27 Doomington No-Skin matches and has made no SPP's off his own bat, but has been awarded an MVP probably out of pity...
His other feat is that he was injured three times in one game (I think) by Enjoyment of the Deathgerbils Revenge in the one match. |
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albator2001
Joined: Aug 02, 2003
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Feb 26, 2004 - 09:25 |
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BrotherMarius
Joined: Aug 02, 2003
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Feb 26, 2004 - 09:49 |
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Fudge
Joined: Sep 29, 2003
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Feb 26, 2004 - 09:58 |
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Mnemon
Joined: Aug 02, 2003
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Feb 26, 2004 - 11:03 |
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Janzki
Joined: Aug 02, 2003
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Feb 26, 2004 - 11:37 |
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The proud owner of Gwen here ... well up to the point when I retired the bastard.
I just couldnt make that zombie do anything correctly. The lazy bugger.
Always complaining about how he missed his former life as a rat
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Janzki
Joined: Aug 02, 2003
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Feb 26, 2004 - 11:47 |
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Oh and reading through the match performance... It's weird, cause his former team was Mall Rats.
The page seems to be showing mathces against his own team....
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Carl_Stoneyard
Joined: Nov 14, 2003
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Mar 23, 2004 - 01:25 |
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Maybe Gwen was a proud amazon blitzer before she was turned into a rat? |
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