AoP-Vimes
Joined: Oct 12, 2007
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Dec 07, 2007 - 07:17 |
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Dear Dr. Macavity,
yesterday night it was my great night (u know what i mean so i make it short for keeping the excitement of the hidden and unspoken *hihihi*).
Me and Shelly Shark swam out to a nice and quite beautiful coral reef. Everything was fine, i also set up a nice hunt on a swarm of well tasty yellow, smiling, little fishes for the atmosphere and it seems delicous to her.
But as it came to what it should have come, she was frightened of all the spawn in the water and swam away... disgusted.
Now im frightened of visiting her again. Maybe she would have told her daddy... I think, even the two-legged guys up on the beach are scared of him... they call him "white shark" or somethin. Maybe she does not want to see me again, and i dont want to upset here again... ...
Pls help me, i dont know what to do.
(by the way... sry 4 my bad language. Me and my swarm just changed hunting grounds from good old europe to this coast here and im not sure. May be u can formulate a nice letter i can give her?)
Sincerly urs,
Bruce |
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kwèk
Joined: Nov 13, 2005
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Dec 07, 2007 - 08:42 |
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do you like big breast, or small ones ?
(beleve me, I'm just saying what everyone is thinking) |
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Macavity
Joined: Nov 23, 2004
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Dec 07, 2007 - 16:16 |
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Shadow: Seriously? Because I know almost nothing about computers, and picked one of the available generic avatars. It was a yellow happy face with a moustache, then I changed it. |
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Macavity
Joined: Nov 23, 2004
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Dec 07, 2007 - 16:18 |
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Gran: To bring glory to God |
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Macavity
Joined: Nov 23, 2004
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Dec 07, 2007 - 16:33 |
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Kwek: Tough call. I guess I'd err on the side of big, but they can definitely get too big. I like my women small, but I want them to be very much women, not girls. That said, I'm not really a breast guy in the first place.
One the off chance you were referring to chickens, the Bigger the better! I love to eat! |
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AoP-Vimes
Joined: Oct 12, 2007
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Dec 07, 2007 - 17:12 |
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u did leap me...
Dont forget me.
I really want to have an answer |
_________________ "he who has relied least on fortune is established the strongest"
Niccolo Machiavelli
---> I have proven the opposite! |
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Macavity
Joined: Nov 23, 2004
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Dec 07, 2007 - 17:24 |
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But your question wasn't about me. |
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Hogshine
Joined: Apr 04, 2007
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Dec 07, 2007 - 19:04 |
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Mac, why are Rush so cool? |
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Macavity
Joined: Nov 23, 2004
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Dec 07, 2007 - 19:06 |
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REALLY not about me, Hoggy! |
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Hogshine
Joined: Apr 04, 2007
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Dec 07, 2007 - 19:08 |
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Bah! They're Canadian, aren't you people all the same?! |
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Macavity
Joined: Nov 23, 2004
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Dec 07, 2007 - 19:21 |
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No, we aren't. (See, that was a question about me, not so hard to do) |
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Hogshine
Joined: Apr 04, 2007
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Dec 07, 2007 - 19:25 |
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Why do you think Rush are so awesome? (See that one's about you too ) |
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Macavity
Joined: Nov 23, 2004
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Dec 07, 2007 - 19:42 |
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I don't think they are. |
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Gran
Joined: Jul 07, 2005
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Dec 07, 2007 - 19:51 |
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Well, sir, if you found that one simple: Who? |
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Macavity
Joined: Nov 23, 2004
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Dec 07, 2007 - 19:53 |
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Professor Plum, in the Billiard Room, with the Lead Pipe! |
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